Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Amber must be hurting for money really bad to come up with this idea.

Do you think she's trying to get together enough money to buy a car that can carry her?

 

[Twinkie]

Maybe she's gearing up to act like an adult and pay her back taxes

 

[ADHD]

How long have they been together?

They'll have been together for 2 years on April 9th.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Do you think she's trying to get together enough money to buy a car that can carry her?

I have a solution

Spoiler

For a dainty gorl

 

[Long time lurker]

Do you think she's trying to get together enough money to buy a car that can carry her?

Either that or she thinks that if she has enough cash on hand she'll find a doctor who will perform WLS on her. My money is on her needing to buy another car.

Amber might be desperate because without a car there is no reason for Becky to keep her around.

 

[ADHD]

Amber might be desperate because without a car there is no reason for Becky to keep her around.

It depends on whether the Hyundai is actually inoperable or if it's just incapable of continuing to carry Amber. If it can be driven without her, Becky can continue to go out in it. Either way, I'd imagine Amber would be quite desperate if she were literally housebound. Going out to eat is the only thing she truly looks forward to.

 

[suchadaintygorl]

They'll have been together for 2 years on April 9th.

Wow thats way longer than I expected. Wasn't she with Destiny for a shorter amount of time? More importantly, how the hell have I spent over two years invested in this woman's downward spiral? Damn.

 

[Hecate14]

Is it a coincidence both ALR and Becky have got a severe case of arrested development? Or do they feed off each other?

 

[Aldora]

Is it a coincidence both ALR and Becky have got a severe case of arrested development? Or do they feed off each other?

ALR and Becky are both lazy, aimless and feckless. Never have there been two people more deserving of each other.

 

[Long time lurker]

also why you should never reward or pacify your children with fast food.

Ftfy. How many of the Americans here in this thread where punished by being sent to bed with no dinner (or no dessert)? How many times where you presented with a full plate of food and told you had to eat it all because there are children starving someplace else (food that was selected by a grown up and in an amount the grown up would eat)? How many of you were forced to eat mushy green beans from a can because vegetables are good for you?

Even if you defy those factors and go out for a walk just to enjoy being outside, people will gawk at you or pull over to ask if you need a ride. You’re a spectacle. They can’t fathom the notion of someone just going out walking for exercise in a place that isn’t specifically sanctioned for that purpose

This too has to do with how many Americans think life should be. Many here in this sub-forum are shocked that Amber doesn't have a driver's license and can't understand going through life without a car. The idea of walking to places is alien for most people.

It depends on whether the Hyundai is actually inoperable or if it's just incapable of continuing to carry Amber.

I suspect the car was totaled*.

* by totaled I mean that the price to fix it is higher than its value.

If it can be driven without her, Becky can continue to go out in it.

True, but Becky won't be able to untangle herself from Amber until the car is paid off.

I'd imagine Amber would be quite desperate if she were literally housebound. Going out to eat is the only thing she truly looks forward to.

I bet she is, and it's the reason Rafe and Hannah are back in the picture.

 

[Tastes Like Power]

This too has to do with how many Americans think life should be. Many here in this sub-forum are shocked that Amber doesn't have a driver's license and can't understand going through life without a car. The idea of walking to places is alien for most people.

Yes, but it also depends on where you live in the States. In and around the major cities on the coasts, especially places like New York City, a lot of residents don’t have cars or driver’s licenses because they do in fact walk and take public transportation. Those locations also tend to have lower levels of obesity than other parts of the US.

But outside of those regions, cars are often seen as necessities, not just because Americans don’t like to walk, but because of the lack of investment in public transportation in most of the country. So most drive, and in these regions, it takes intentionality to live an active lifestyle. Many people in the South & Midwest who don’t drive aren’t walking, biking or taking a bus/train either, they’re depending on other people to get around. Like Amber.

 

[ADHD]

True, but Becky won't be able to untangle herself from Amber until the car is paid off.

If Becky is hoping to take home a nice car as her ultimate prize for dealing with Amber, she should pressure Amber to buy a very durable car to replace the Hyundai. At this point, the Hyundai itself is probably a downgrade from the car Becky had when she started dating Amber, due to all the wear and tear Amber put on it.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

What a seething cunt, my god. It’s hard not to alog with her recent tweets. Oh well, just need to remember that she’s the one that will eventually die from being so fucking fat.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I just watched Michael B Petty's latest video and have observations about the Amber gifs he uses for when people superchat:

Amber in the Barbie sweatshirt, her second set of belly tits are still part of a unified belly. They haven't grown out as two separate blobs yet.

Amber spinning in the tight tank top, the belly tits are present but higher than they are in her last Horrid Haul try on. So since that pic/gif the belly tits have gotten bigger and sagged lower.

Yet her actual breasts stay relatively small even though she thinks the fat cleavage up to her chin counts as tits. It doesn't Amber, it's just lard.

 

[W00K #17]

If Becky is hoping to take home a nice car as her ultimate prize for dealing with Amber, she should pressure Amber to buy a very durable car to replace the Hyundai. At this point, the Hyundai itself is probably a downgrade from the car Becky had when she started dating Amber, due to all the wear and tear Amber put on it.

Something like this.

 

[ADHD]

 

[mekalekahi]

I wonder what the dynamics of there relationship would be if they relocated to somewhere like Lexington or a bigger town? Lexington has postmates and more delivery service plus way more restaurants for her to have access too. She no doubt would be close to 700 by now if she lived in a bigger city with the income she has now. She would postmate 4 restaurants at once like Trisha does in her mukbangs, it would be chaos. Look how happy she was during the fake pride trip to uber eat Chinese food at 11 at night.

 

[Assgardian]

She's pilfering the journal idea from Jordan Shrinks who has already made very clean, professional .pdf journals for people to download for free.

Not sure how Amber plans on creating them or making them accessible. Maybe she'll DM Zachary again?

If she doesn't lose motivation (ha) I'm excited to see what a hot mess they'll be and how much she'll charge for the privilege of owning a part her genius.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She's pilfering the journal idea from Jordan Shrinks who has already made very clean, professional .pdf journals for people to download for free.

Not sure how Amber plans on creating them or making them accessible. Maybe she'll DM Zachary again?

If she doesn't lose motivation (ha) I'm excited to see what a hot mess they'll be and how much she'll charge for the privilege of owning a part her genius.

I almost want one, just as a souvenir.

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I can't help but remember when Aunt Tammie said something about AL making a bunch of "slam books" for various family members back in the day. I'm betting these are the same thing.

(For those unaware: a slam book is basically a journal shitty middle school girls put together and pass around to semi-anonymously talk shit about their target. The target would inevitably either be presented with the gift or "accidentally" find it and be devastated to learn that every girl in their class thought she was ugly or slutty or whatever. I can easily see passive-aggressive-Lynn making a "guided journal" with prompts like, "Think about a time you were really shitty to your poor niece and how you could have done better," or "Sometimes our families are awful. List 50 ways your sister was a bad mother to your darling niece and how you intend to make up for each of them now that she's out of foster care and living with you.")

 

[JambledUpWords]

I wonder what the dynamics of there relationship would be if they relocated to somewhere like Lexington or a bigger town? Lexington has postmates and more delivery service plus way more restaurants for her to have access too. She no doubt would be close to 700 by now if she lived in a bigger city with the income she has now. She would postmate 4 restaurants at once like Trisha does in her mukbangs, it would be chaos. Look how happy she was during the fake pride trip to uber eat Chinese food at 11 at night.

That Uber eats thing was so cringy. I like how she tried to act like Becky was the one who wanted deep fried Oreos and acted as though her food was so much healthier.