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I never thought I'd see the day someone made the suit Carl Benjamin wore to the EU parliament look good, but here we are.
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Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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The VERY BEST part of that pic is that it was taken in front of the Bunny Ranch. It’s the embodiment of the embarrassment that is Greer.
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Are you JOKING? That makes it ten times funnier then...he actually showed up dressed like an absolute tit and then decided to take a “baller” pic of himself paying for sex because no one will lay with him for free. That is incredible.
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And presumably some poor girl had to take the photo for him
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He has shit stuck between his teeth and I cannot unsee it. barf
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I noticed on the left side (his right side) of the photo that it looked like something in his teeth and I honestly wondered if he has a cavity forming. We know his love for Colossal Crunch and Costco muffins and the food posts he makes are hardly ever anything decent. We can plainly see his standards for grooming, so I'm guessing that extends to his dental hygene as well.
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Would be hilarious if he stumbled upon that toupee pic ended up using that to promote himself
Sorry if this is a repost but is there a pdf version of his book posted anywhere? Gonna give it a second read sometime in the summer. The screenshots did the job but would be nice to have one solid file
Sorry if this is a repost but is there a pdf version of his book posted anywhere? Gonna give it a second read sometime in the summer. The screenshots did the job but would be nice to have one solid file
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Cavities are likely, as having his mouth open constantly dries out his teeth, which is bad for dental hygiene. Or something.
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Yeah having a chronically dry mouth is conducive to cavities and such:
Got dry mouth? What you should know - Delta Dental
Dry mouth (or xerostomia) can take a serious toll on your teeth. It may be caused by your medications, health conditions or more.
Amazing his mouth can be dry with all that drool. I bet his shirt is envious.
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I know it's been said already, but it's astounding to me that he has the time to put on a suit and do this photoshoot or whatever, yet he can't bother to wash his face when he wakes up or go over his forehead with rubbing alcohol once a day. Getting rid of acne isn't difficult or time consuming when you're a teenager, let alone when you're an adult nearing middle-age.
I don't have photoshop or gimp on my laptop but I'd greatly appreciate it if someone could shop Russel's face into this.
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Yeah it reminded me of meth heads and their teeth. The drugs give them chronic dry mouth and combined with sugar, leads to tooth decay. Despite his non-stop drooling, it can't make up for his inability to close his mouth.
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A friend of mine got his classes in his home town. At university, he bent them up playing dodge-ball. He went into a lens-crafter type place and they fixed them for free. They did it another time too, even though he’d never bought glasses there. It’s just good service, they know it leaves a pleasant memory, and you never know when they’ll buy.
So men, is his suit polyester? I thought that fabric didn’t wrinkle. Wrong!
WHY WOULDNT HE TRIM HIS HAIR/BEARD??? Man it’s horrifying. It looks like he’s never combed it and like....dreds are forming on top where it’s matted. You emulating mocha men, Russ-G?
He couldn’t spring the ten bucks for photoshop zit removal? He did for tooth-whitening or his teeth actually are that white?
Consider the way he eats, maybe they are. What touched them but saliva.
Speaking of the stains on his suit, maybe they are spit drips and he was too lazy to wait for them to dry.
So men, is his suit polyester? I thought that fabric didn’t wrinkle. Wrong!
WHY WOULDNT HE TRIM HIS HAIR/BEARD??? Man it’s horrifying. It looks like he’s never combed it and like....dreds are forming on top where it’s matted. You emulating mocha men, Russ-G?
He couldn’t spring the ten bucks for photoshop zit removal? He did for tooth-whitening or his teeth actually are that white?
Consider the way he eats, maybe they are. What touched them but saliva.
Speaking of the stains on his suit, maybe they are spit drips and he was too lazy to wait for them to dry.
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Remember that girl who killed herself, and how Russ relentlessly badgered her about her "invisible boyfriend?"
Well...
There's a good chance he's creeping on some of her other pics too. I haven't gotten the chance to look yet.
Well...
There's a good chance he's creeping on some of her other pics too. I haven't gotten the chance to look yet.
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That’s so freakish of that person to stalk me, oh btw lady I LOVE YOUR INVISIBLE BOYFRIEND WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME
His “I’m really not liking how” comment is doing my head in, he is SUCH a demanding little fuck. He really thinks he can order women to pay attention to him, then get angry when they disobey.
Also why does he want her to post a pic of her bf? He’s just going to get furious when she does. I guess Russ only respects women as other men’s property and backs off with a passive aggressive snarl.
Or he wants to see how he measures up to the man. Here’s a spoiler Russell: BADLY. Always. You’re a drooling janitor with nasty hygiene.
His “I’m really not liking how” comment is doing my head in, he is SUCH a demanding little fuck. He really thinks he can order women to pay attention to him, then get angry when they disobey.
Also why does he want her to post a pic of her bf? He’s just going to get furious when she does. I guess Russ only respects women as other men’s property and backs off with a passive aggressive snarl.
Or he wants to see how he measures up to the man. Here’s a spoiler Russell: BADLY. Always. You’re a drooling janitor with nasty hygiene.
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girl doesn't post BF photo: "your invisible boyfriend is obviously fake and I'm going to keep stalking you until you fuck me"
girl DOES post photo with BF, preferably of the dark complexion: "UGH unfollowed, I'm hotter anyway "
girl DOES post photo with BF, preferably of the dark complexion: "UGH unfollowed, I'm hotter anyway "
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“All hot women owe me sexual favours unless they can prove definitively that they are another man’s property. So say I, extremely liberal progressive Russ Greer.”
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He's doing it on a few of her photos. I'm combing and I keep finding more, all of them are some variation of "stop ignoring the coolest guy ever".
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Oh lord she said he was cool, now he’ll never leave.
Maybe he thinks saying you’re the coolest guy ever is like saying you’re amazing in bed. Except unlike that lie, women don’t need to already be in bed with you to find out you’re lying. We can SEE you’re not the coolest guy ever. You look like shite and you look like you smell like shite.
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