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I love that he throws doom and gloom when he talks about selling the condo but he has made it abundantly clear he makes more money doing this than he would at any job. No matter how shitty his Internet is at an apartment or back in CT he will keep streaming. No matter how cramped his workspace is at an apartment or back in CT he will keep streaming. No matter how many women leave his life because he can't give them a free three-bedroom condo thousands of miles away from their problems he will keep streaming.

He is asking his fan to give money to prevent something from happening that doesn't affect them at all. He isn't going anywhere. His tits are nowhere near big or firm enough for people to give him $115-145K a year in an attempt to make him happy.
 
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Comma said:
This got requested in the Birthday Bash Marathon thread, but I figured people in general would like to see the montage of his rather salty MW Remastered gameplay. Decided to have some fun while I was at it. Uploaded it to Youtube due to the file size/upload limitations.

Enjoy! :stress:

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Doesn't watch killcam.

Procedes to make up what happened.

Classic DSP.
 
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Phil's cognitive dissonance is one of the most fascinating things about him. I wonder if someone's made a psych paper about Phil...
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I imagine the results would horrify the entire psych community, but in regards to writing about the shit that he spews out of his mouth daily, I am slowly working on compiling the bullshit he has said about health and fitness over time because I am a professional in that field and Dave talking out of his ass like he's an expert on x subject he knows nothing about makes me laugh, and I would like to have all that info contained in one thread.
 
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Just as a bit of information for people; today I traded in an old ass game (Madden 19) and the credit at the shop (plus an offer of an extra 25% of all trade ins) was enough to get Sekiro for half price. Sekiro was still full retail price as well.

So Phil is literally throwing away money by being too lazy to travel to get physical copies of games. Especially because he never goes back to games to play for fun. Once hes played it on stream it has no use to him.
 
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draculapenis said:
I imagine the results would horrify the entire psych community, but in regards to writing about the shit that he spews out of his mouth daily, I am slowly working on compiling the bullshit he has said about health and fitness over time because I am a professional in that field and Dave talking out of his ass like he's an expert on x subject he knows nothing about makes me laugh, and I would like to have all that info contained in one thread.
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I would imagine if you compile all the health and training advice Phil has ever handed out to his viewers, the first day one follows that advice at the gym you would be permanently injured for life.
 
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Meech said:
Just as a bit of information for people; today I traded in an old ass game (Madden 19) and the credit at the shop (plus an offer of an extra 25% of all trade ins) was enough to get Sekiro for half price. Sekiro was still full retail price as well.

So Phil is literally throwing away money by being too lazy to travel to get physical copies of games. Especially because he never goes back to games to play for fun. Once hes played it on stream it has no use to him.
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At this point I think he is too afraid to go out of the house save for Fred Meyer on his increasingly random days off. "I can't go to Gamestop guys. As soon as I finish the playthrough, the trolls will be there to harass me. The person that made that comment needs to stop. snake hiss"
 
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I would imagine if you compile all the health and training advice Phil has ever handed out to his viewers, the first day one follows that advice at the gym you would be permanently injured for life.
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i don't get (well i sort of do)
why phil is unwilling to talk about some things "because he doesn't know anything about it"
but then he's willing ot go off like he's an expert about other things despite it being obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about

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is dead tired from playing video games
wants to go to disneyland

if phil ever goes, i'll bet you he rents a wheelchair
 
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I love how he needs to rush things to get ready for his trip, but can't Kat do the preparations so he doesn't have to worry. What is Kat doing that she can't get things ready for the trip? Plus, what is there to prepare for a week vacation? Just get some clothes and shove it in his gamer luggage, add the gout cream, and put some snack bars so he has snacks to eat on the plane. Basically, he is saying that Kat is too stupid to put some clothes in luggage and to print out some tickets, and he already told his house sitter and neighbors so it's not like he needs to set that up.
 
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