J.K. Rowling needs to stop messing with Harry Potter - A general STFU J.K. Rowling MegaThread <3

[NerdShamer]

I fucking dare her to say that, Snape's character hinged on him loving only one woman.

It would probably lead to this.

No wait, I forgot that "Cursed Child" existed.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

That's a pattern among millenials: they don't love the product but what the product represents.

A bit off-topic, but I've always felt that way about Firefly's fandom (do they count as Millennials?).

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Honestly, when it comes to Snape, I'm just waiting her to say that he was Harry's father all along.

 

[IV 445]

This one is kind of harsh but I think is quite on point

 

[omori]

Hmm. Rowling hasn’t done her annual apology yet.

 

[CheezzyMach]

I don't get it. This woman has mountains of fuck you money so why is she so desperate for woke Twitter's approval that she keeps destroying her work?

 

[omori]

I don't get it. This woman has mountains of fuck you money so why is she so desperate for woke Twitter's approval that she keeps destroying her work?

Relevance.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I don't get it. This woman has mountains of fuck you money so why is she so desperate for woke Twitter's approval that she keeps destroying her work?

Whenever you see a celebrity sperging over social issues, check at their IMDB page. I can assure you that, 99% of the times, they have a project coming on. Eminem, Jessica Chastain, Madonna, Brie Larson: the all had somehow important works about to be released whenever they made headlines for their "FUCK DRUMPHFFF" attitude. Rowling is silent right now because there is not upcoming HP movies for the time being. Just wait.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Hmm. Rowling hasn’t done her annual apology yet.

Think she's run out of "good" dead characters after apologizing for killing off Snape.

 

[Damn Near]

A bit off-topic, but I've always felt that way about Firefly's fandom (do they count as Millennials?).

They count as tremendous fat nerds

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Honestly, when it comes to Snape, I'm just waiting her to say that he was Harry's father all along.

That would piss off all the cuckolding advocates.

 

[Perspicacity]

Every time I see J.K Rowling retconning her books all I can think of is George Lucas..... he really showed us by selling everything to Disney. Remember things can always get worse, while her constantly rewriting her books is annoying but I can always imagine it getting much worse. Harry could become a gender-fluid otherkin who fights the patriarchy and the oppressive wrong thinkers. Who knows that shit might happen soon enough.

 

[Watcher]

I don't get it. This woman has mountains of fuck you money so why is she so desperate for woke Twitter's approval that she keeps destroying her work?

Because she has nothing better to do.

Her writing career is in decline. She tried to transition into actual fiction with a mystery series. Which she initially attempted to get published under a pen name and it was rejected. She produced the screenplay to Crimes of Grindlewalde and almost everyone agrees it was complete trash.

She wants to feel important and get interviewed by people and the only time she ever gets attention now is when she talks about Harry Potter. So she just adds onto the story despite it making them feel worse when she does it.

 

[HiddenFist]

Hmm. Rowling hasn’t done her annual apology yet.

Just wait until the next Fantastic Beasts movie comes out in 2021, and they'll start coming out like crazy.

 

[omori]

Just wait until the next Fantastic Beasts movie comes out in 2021, and they'll start coming out like crazy.

What will it matter? It’s a prequel series, we already know what will happen to all the characters that matter despite being bastardized. No one cares about these new ones.

 

[HiddenFist]

What will it matter? It’s a prequel series, we already know what will happen to all the characters that matter despite being bastardized. No one cares about these new ones.

It's her only reason why she's still relevant and these movies are adding more plot holes to the entire canon. Let's not forget that people are still bitching over the fact they didn't flat out state or show that Dumbledore and Grindelwald were in a relationship, and her terrible attempt at diversity which makes me laugh.

 

[BlueSpark]

This one is kind of harsh but I think is quite on pointView attachment 718723

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Gotta keep m!lking some more:

Introducing the Harry Potter: A Journey Through… non-fiction eBook series - Pottermore

This year, Pottermore Publishing is launching a series of non-fiction eBook shorts called Harry Potter: A Journey Through…, adapted from the audiobook Harry Potter: A History of Magic – inspired by the British Library exhibition of the same name. Read on to learn all about them.

www.pottermore.com

This year, Pottermore Publishing is launching a series of non-fiction eBook shorts called Harry Potter: A Journey Through…, adapted from the audiobook Harry Potter: A History of Magic – inspired by the British Library exhibition of the same name. Read on to learn all about them.
Prepare to delve deeper into the rich history of magic with this new series of eBook shorts, inspired by the British Library exhibition and its companion books, Harry Potter: A History of Magic.
The series features four bitesize reads, each themed by Hogwarts lessons, and will take you back in time once again to learn about the traditional folklore and magic at the heart of the Harry Potter stories, accompanied by some new, gorgeous line drawings from London-based artist Rohan Daniel Eason. You may remember Harry Potter – A History of Magic and the family edition, Harry Potter – A Journey Through A History of Magic, which came out back in 2017. This was followed by the audiobook last year, which featured expanded interviews with the exhibition curators, narrated by Natalie Dormer. These eBook shorts are adapted from the audiobook and are a chance to absorb the colourful characters and curious incidents of the real history of magic in a more compact form – perfect for the train or whatever Muggle transport you prefer.
In addition to exploring the origins of magic through history and folklore, the eBook shorts will also feature notes, manuscript pages and charming sketches as previously seen in Harry Potter: A History of Magic.
The eBooks to look forward to are as follows: Harry Potter: A Journey Through Charms and Defence Against the Dark Arts, Harry Potter: A Journey Through Potions and Herbology, Harry Potter: A Journey Through Divination and Astronomy, and Harry Potter: A Journey Through Care of Magical Creatures, which will be published in the coming months.
The first pair, themed on Charms and Defence Against the Dark Arts, and Potions and Herbology, respectively, will be published on 27 June, while the others will follow soon after. Stay tuned!
The eBooks will launch in English, French, Italian, and German initially, and are available to pre-order at Amazon UK and Amazon US, Apple and Kobo.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Gotta keep m!lking some more:

Introducing the Harry Potter: A Journey Through… non-fiction eBook series - Pottermore

This year, Pottermore Publishing is launching a series of non-fiction eBook shorts called Harry Potter: A Journey Through…, adapted from the audiobook Harry Potter: A History of Magic – inspired by the British Library exhibition of the same name. Read on to learn all about them.

www.pottermore.com

Ugh No

Wait.... NON fiction? Jesus Christ. It's getting a bit desperate don'tcha think?

 

[Vampirella]

Gotta keep m!lking some more:

Introducing the Harry Potter: A Journey Through… non-fiction eBook series - Pottermore

This year, Pottermore Publishing is launching a series of non-fiction eBook shorts called Harry Potter: A Journey Through…, adapted from the audiobook Harry Potter: A History of Magic – inspired by the British Library exhibition of the same name. Read on to learn all about them.

www.pottermore.com

Or, read any book on mythology, because that's where Rowling got all the ideas from. I guess if it doesn't have Harry Potter's name on it fans won't read it.