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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Is there such thing as Trump Voter Derangement Syndrome?
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Nazi sperging.
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Eat shit, Bob
 
Outgrouping. The libs figure that there are too many people in this country that think like Flyover Bubbas, (voting for Trump, saying no to new gun control laws, keeping men with girlpenises out of ladies bathrooms, etc.) So the Dems hope to install a new electorate by opening the borders and ringing the free welfare dinner bell. This will encourage certain types of people - those who are most willing to trade political loyalty in exchange for free resources - to immigrate. Sure, many of the immigrants who enter the country are against the policies that the Dems currently champion (such as gay marriage,) but they're willing to tow the line and vote Dem until their numbers increase. Once the immigrant population reaches a certain level, it can start replacing white Dem politicians with people from their own ethnic group (see what's happening with the Somalians in Minnesota.)

Unfortunately for many Jewish and gay Democrats, a lot of the people they're importing are from countries that have a dim view of them and their activities. I'm not sure if the Democrat politicians thought this far ahead in their plan OR thought about the day far in the future when Governor Mohammed declares statewide Sharia Law and installs a hucking catapult for gays on top of the Governor's Mansion. My guess is their plan consisted of these three steps:

  1. Import thousands of people from the world's most dangerous and impoverished countries and grant them housing and gibs.
  2. ?????????????
  3. Profit!
The democrats, being in control of such things as the Teachers' Unions, VASTLY overestimate the ability of the education system to indoctrinate the newcomers and turn them far more secular, as they had done to all the Christians in America that were already here. A few prominent Muslim or Latino SJW activists make them think they can turn the whole of the migrants into one great big IngSoc family that eventually WILL agree with them on gays and such. (Now whether they'll change their opinions of Jews is another story, since a lot of Leftists are anti-"Zionist" but thinly-veiled actual anti-Semites, but whatever.)
 
The democrats, being in control of such things as the Teachers' Unions, VASTLY overestimate the ability of the education system to indoctrinate the newcomers and turn them far more secular, as they had done to all the Christians in America that were already here. A few prominent Muslim or Latino SJW activists make them think they can turn the whole of the migrants into one great big IngSoc family that eventually WILL agree with them on gays and such. (Now whether they'll change their opinions of Jews is another story, since a lot of Leftists are anti-"Zionist" but thinly-veiled actual anti-Semites, but whatever.)
Latinos tend to be socially conservative iirc, but on issues like gay marriage Muslims in the US are comparable to Protestants. I haven't a clue why, and it's the exact opposite of what I'd expect (in the UK Muslims are very socially conservative, not to mention the Middle East and that one country in Southeast Asia that just decided to stone gays), but somehow it's the case. Muslims used to be big-time Republicans in fact because of their social conservatism, but then 9/11 happened and I'm guessing some large-scale realignment took place.
 
The democrats, being in control of such things as the Teachers' Unions, VASTLY overestimate the ability of the education system to indoctrinate the newcomers and turn them far more secular, as they had done to all the Christians in America that were already here. A few prominent Muslim or Latino SJW activists make them think they can turn the whole of the migrants into one great big IngSoc family that eventually WILL agree with them on gays and such. (Now whether they'll change their opinions of Jews is another story, since a lot of Leftists are anti-"Zionist" but thinly-veiled actual anti-Semites, but whatever.)

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Not sure it's a great plan A.
 

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.

That's like almost the movie - only it was done by people with talent so they pull it off a lot better than you ever will.

Awful ideas about X-Men.
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You are such a dumbass...

The question is how would people tell the difference. The ultimate universe actually went into this with Spider-man called a mutant off and on because... yeah, if you were just an ordinary joe without knowledge of Spidey's background, how would you tell if he wasn't a mutant?

Likewise with Captain America. THAT could be a semi-interesting world-building note about conspiracy theories floating around of Steve Rogers being a mutant all along and the government just "claiming" a science project made him because they knew the public wouldn't accept a mutant.

Geez you are so bad at pop culture.
 
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.

That's like almost the movie - only it was done by people with talent so they pull it off a lot better than you ever will.



You are such a dumbass...

The question is how would people tell the difference. The ultimate universe actually went into this with Spider-man called a mutant off and on because... yeah, if you were just an ordinary joe without knowledge of Spidey's background, how would you tell if he wasn't a mutant?

Likewise with Captain America. THAT could be a semi-interesting world-building note about conspiracy theories floating around of Steve Rogers being a mutant all along and the government just "claiming" a science project made him because they knew the public wouldn't accept a mutant.

Geez you are so bad at pop culture.
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Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.

That's like almost the movie - only it was done by people with talent so they pull it off a lot better than you ever will.

Geez you are so bad at pop culture.
I read a lot of batman family related comics in my youth and I may be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure that plot was even used in the comics as well
 
His sperging about the Joker is rather adorable...in a sense that I've never read dumber bullshit in my life and wish someone would just smack him with a sack of oranges to make him shut up.
I mean....he's also wondered out loud why they don't make a kids movie or comic about a bat in the batcave who saves the day in the end. This was around the time he had a fixation on making super-pets a thing and lamented about none of the Avengers having pets even though they do, it's just very irrelevant to bring up "Oh yeah, I have a dog. Just a regular dog" in most contexts.
 
I mean....he's also wondered out loud why they don't make a kids movie or comic about a bat in the batcave who saves the day in the end. This was around the time he had a fixation on making super-pets a thing and lamented about none of the Avengers having pets even though they do, it's just very irrelevant to bring up "Oh yeah, I have a dog. Just a regular dog" in most contexts.

Super-pets eh? Hey, anyone wanna tell Bobo that Supergirl and Superhorse were a romantic item during the silver age of comics?
 
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