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Mitsunari said:
"My adult life in my twenties were miserable and very depressing to me."

I'm surprised she would consider those years so depressing given her current situation.
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You can't claim victimhood if you aren't miserable and depressed. It's something Chris doesn't realize - he is trying to make himself happy through misery, which is 100% guaranteed not to work ever.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
He so desperately wants to come up with a devastatingly witty put-down, but just can't fathom out how it's done. "Insult relating to color... Nig- no, wait, can't say that. Color... color... color wheel! Why don't you take a spin on the color wheel... wait, why would that be bad? Because he'd get dizzy! Yes! I am a latter-day Dorothy Parker!"
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Even his insults are autistic
 
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jharwel1 said:
One more point towards him not being transgendered. He just hates all men except himself.
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Chris has a severely disturbed view of things. He actually believes that he and he alone should be the only one allowed to copulate with females. ALL females. Your girlfriend, your little sister, your mother, all of them are a part of Chris' vast harem to breed out Crystal as promised by GodBear as far as he's concerned. Any other male on Earth would be rounded up & exterminated at the vast network of CWConcentration Camps.

This is why I tend to prefer Sad Chris over Smug Chris, because it gives him an opportunity to be more humble and get a better idea of his true place in the Cosmos. He keeps failing the lesson every time of course, but maybe one day it'll finally sink in.
 
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Egomatic said:
"One would figure you to be soo spendy and superficial."
Yeah but at the very least Colin has a better understanding of finances.
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Indeed, not to mention the jealousy just drips off of him in all of this correspondence...he can't handle anyone being better than him at anything. While that's nothing new, it kind of lends credence to the whole "Chris never changes" crowd. He doesn't change because he doesn't want to.
 
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I Want Cake said:
Chris has a severely disturbed view of things. He actually believes that he and he alone should be the only one allowed to copulate with females. ALL females. Your girlfriend, your little sister, your mother, all of them are a part of Chris' vast harem to breed out Crystal as promised by GodBear as far as he's concerned.
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Not really, the moment they are a year older they are no longer considered good enough for him. And for some reason his current idea of minimum age seems to be 23 years of age.
 
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Stud2Stud said:
Not really, the moment they are a year older they are no longer considered good enough for him. And for some reason his current idea of minimum age seems to be 23 years of age.
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Someone told him the "half your age plus seven" rule, so now he treats it as if it was writ in stone, just like the third date rule. I wouldn't be surprised if the next alteration to his OKCupid profile is bumping it up to 24 on his birthday
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
Munchausen has its roots in wanting to be a caregiver. Chris is just a mentally stunted child copying a complete lunatic. He doesn't have a plan beyond attempting to latch onto the lifestyle and behavior of whoever he is in closest contact with. And Godbear help him, that just so happens to be Barbara Chandler.
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That's not Munchausen, nor Munchausen by proxy. Munchausen syndrome is when a person feigns illness for sympathetic attention, Münchausen by proxy is when a caregiver deliberately harms or makes ill a person in their care so they garner sympathetic attention for being seen as a selfless caregiver.
Mitsunari said:
It's like an autistic version of Munchausen Syndrome.
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That made me grin, but I'm willing to wager there's an actual name for this behavior that isn't autism.

Going to have to agree that Colin was too accomodating of lunacy, but if he'd been played any more normal, we'd either have no content because why would anyone who is a complete stranger to Chris do anything but ignore him, especially if he's like Colin or we'd be on Thetan's ass about weenery and a-logging because the interaction would be short and harsh.

Colin seems nice, does he have a brother? :tomgirl:.
Kinda surprised he didn't ask if Colin had a wealthy sister who was single, please don't kill me.
 
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CharlieBrowns said:
Oh man, you didn't get in on the Snyder bribes? He was handing them out like Rosechu china. I was bribed, and I still don't even know what part of the conspiracy I played.
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Really, I saw your part mentioned in some of the internal memos, particularly when you were supposed to...oh wait, what was your security clearance again?
 
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"City Boy"

Chris sounds like the rednecks in Sweet Home Alabama (or pick any other overrated City person loves country person movie) who dun like da yankees coming from the city with their sins an' gizmos an' manners an' such.

And go Chris for being unable to know the difference between The Boondocks , and the movie Boondock saints


Also I LOVE those voicemails.
You can totally see how Chris's phone communications always follow a pre-established structure. Dude insults "Colin" for 5 minutes and then STILL tells him to have a good day XD
 
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mapdark said:
"City Boy"Chris sounds like the rednecks in Sweet Home Alabama (or pick any other overrated City person loves country person movie) who dun like da yankees coming from the city with their sins an' gizmos an' manners an' such.
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Actually, for some reason Chris's use of "City Boy" reminded me of "My Name is Mud" by Primus. There's a line in the song that goes: "Where you goin' city boy?"

My mind works on odd ways sometimes.

The line is at 3:33.

 
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Stud2Stud said:
Not really, the moment they are a year older they are no longer considered good enough for him. And for some reason his current idea of minimum age seems to be 23 years of age.
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You haven't heard about those certain laws that Chris thinks are "dumb".

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Pedofork

CharlieBrowns said:
Oh man, you didn't get in on the Snyder bribes? He was handing them out like Rosechu china. I was bribed, and I still don't even know what part of the conspiracy I played.
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Rule One about Green County Conspiracy............

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["Münchhausen's for the masses"]
That's not Munchausen, nor Munchausen by proxy. Munchausen syndrome is when a person feigns illness for sympathetic attention, Münchausen by proxy is when a caregiver deliberately harms or makes ill a person in their care so they garner sympathetic attention for being seen as a selfless caregiver.
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If you accused Chris or Barb of Munchausen's, they'd yell "I HAVE NEVER RIDDEN A CANNON BALL!"
 
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