Containment Random Chris Updates

Glassshardballpit said:
I dont know.

Is Moonflower even that interesting?
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I honestly don't think so. She doesn't seem to have any kind of nefarious intent. She just wants to play with another sped and draw pretty pictures of their OCs together. Maybe they can play Pokemon and race in Mario Kart, and eat McDonalds for lunch.
If she wasn't married, I'd probably say they would end up dating, and "Magi-Chan" and "Hubbytwo" would stay in CWCville permanently.

That is, if the husband is real. I missed the original posts about Moonflower and thought that it was Megan Ringo (mkrnightvee) in the video and the "husband" was her nightvee OC.

I really do think she's just a turbo autist playing pretend with another turbo autist. Like small towns may be very proud of D-list celebrities who grew up there, maybe some autistic wo/manchildren view Chris as their personal celebrity.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
If she wasn't married, I'd probably say they would end up dating
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No one would be dating Chris if he had the last pickle on Earth. The husband is very real, he's a black sped edgelord. I just want to reiterate that no one would ever find Chris attractive regardless of how many hypothetical people or scenarios are thrown into the mix.
 
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Chris talking to himself again.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
No one would be dating Chris if he had the last pickle on Earth. The husband is very real, he's a black sped edgelord. I just want to reiterate that no one would ever find Chris attractive regardless of how many hypothetical people or scenarios are thrown into the mix.
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I dont know, there are millions of lunatics still at loose, there are people out there that fuck car exhausts for example.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
No one would be dating Chris if he had the last pickle on Earth. The husband is very real, he's a black sped edgelord. I just want to reiterate that no one would ever find Chris attractive regardless of how many hypothetical people or scenarios are thrown into the mix.
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Isnt there that iron heart guy that wants to fuck chris or somethin ?
 
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GhostBird50 said:
Isnt there that iron heart guy that wants to fuck chris or somethin ?
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:( Shhhhh fams... whenever someone mentions that insufferable fuckin inbred rëtard.. even just by vague implication.. it has a way of appearing.. (in a 9-sizes-too-small Carebear onesie)... & then typing lots of words..

Stupid, stupid fucking words.

Sometimes it hangs around & just lamegays up everything... for days at a time, before it retires back to its Section 8 shithole in Swamp Valhalla to slumber & buy Chris's shitpiss-stinking, dander-addled footsweaty, fingerpainted fucking Adidas on the internet for $200...

(:_(I really do not care for that person.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
How many orbiters are now calling themselves a CPU now?
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Two I know off the top of my head, only 1 that I think is even semi-legit about it. I am sure there are many more, but I already absorb my LD50 + dose of autism every day via exposure on the farms alone. No fucking hell am i going to seek them out on failbook and twatter.
 
Seregios (Att. at Law) said:
The REAL reason Chris wants the merge to happen
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At some point Chris will declare that he has a stand in the future. Since it's C-197, there's a guarantee that the bow and arrow exist, a way to get a Stand. He's s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ brave enough to cut his taint, the piercing would be fine.

Abilities in his disposal: Sonichu Form, Curse-ye-hame-ha!, CPU form, Horse form, Psychic headache, electric static shock.
 
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