"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Cue Phil screaming about how Kiwis secretly lust after him and are so sexist omg. Super serious frets from Kiwi Farms, yup.

It amazes me that someone has actually cared about a bunch of randoms laughing at him on the internet for such a long time. Ten years of cyberbowling, and he's still dancing like an organ grinder's monkey to whatever tune the internet plays. It's kind of sad...but then, it's Phil, so it's not.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
But surely we have to take him seriously if he has a REAL gun? Just like we were supposed to take him seriously when he put on a flak jacket and helmet and walked around Portland looking like that. Just like we were supposed to when he got his bike, and when he had his dick cut off. This time we'll know he's really a tough guy. THIS TIME KIWI FARMS WILL BE INTIMIDATED!

Phil could buy a nuclear missile and dress like Bismarck and we'd still laugh at him because he acts like a twat. He doesn't seem to understand that it's how he acts and not how he dresses (although the latter is also hilarious). But Phil is stupid and life is one long cosplay that you have to take seriously cuz otherwise transphobia. Or something.

Tl;dr Lol, Phil's playing dressup again.
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Ultimately, the biggest obstacle to Phil’s intimidation is that he looks like this:
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He can cover up all he wants, he can festoon himself with armor and weaponry, he can strike poses, but we all know that under it all, he looks like this, and it is just not humanly possible to find someone who looks like that scary. Phil could literally be sitting in a tank with the gun muzzle six inches from my chest and I’d still laugh and walk away.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Ultimately, the biggest obstacle to Phil’s intimidation is that he looks like this:
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He can cover up all he wants, he can festoon himself with armor and weaponry, he can strike poses, but we all know that under it all, he looks like this, and it is just not humanly possible to find someone who looks like that scary. Phil could literally be sitting in a tank with the gun muzzle six inches from my chest and I’d still laugh and walk away.
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Not only his goofy-ass looks, but Phil is also all talk and no walk. I'm 100% positive that the reason Phil is so hell-bent on convincing us that shitty little SCCY 9mm is actually his and not owned by his little Ain't-ifa playmate is because he knows that he has no fucking chance of winning a fight, even with all his tranny bats and BudK knives. He's hoping that if he can convince us he has a real gun that we will be scared and leave him alone. I think all those times Phil got photographed out in public really freaked him out because it happened without him ever noticing it. Add to that the ass-beating he got at Occupy by a scrawny little college kid and it's made Phil terrified that anyone could stomp him at any time, especially those damn Kiwis who keep shoving reality in his face and not letting him dwell in his comforting delusions. Deep down inside he genuinely is terrified that we might kick in his door and get him at any time, even though we have made it clear that we are happy to just laugh at his bumblefuckery.
 
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The Dude said:
Not only his goofy-ass looks, but Phil is also all talk and no walk. I'm 100% positive that the reason Phil is so hell-bent on convincing us that shitty little SCCY 9mm is actually his and not owned by his little Ain't-ifa playmate is because he knows that he has no fucking chance of winning a fight, even with all his tranny bats and BudK knives. He's hoping that if he can convince us he has a real gun that we will be scared and leave him alone. I think all those times Phil got photographed out in public really freaked him out because it happened without him ever noticing it. Add to that the ass-beating he got at Occupy by a scrawny little college kid and it's made Phil terrified that anyone could stomp him at any time, especially those damn Kiwis who keep shoving reality in his face and not letting him dwell in his comforting delusions. Deep down inside he genuinely is terrified that we might kick in his door and get him at any time, even though we have made it clear that we are happy to just laugh at his bumblefuckery.
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If he really wants rid of us, he could just not come here.
BlueArmedDevil said:
I think he forgot about the civil war
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You know you’re autistic when the civil war that tore your country apart is a minor detail, but highway numbering is serious business.
 
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Positron said:
11 Apr 19. Phil remembers his Shithole Country again.
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I was eating a well prepared meal tonight , something I don't get to enjoy often because of my schedule. A trade off if you will, for the benefits of my work and travels.
Oddly, I thought of this dirty crust punk. I felt kind of bad like , I barely have others to help me out , and I'm a mostly regular person.
Then this is posted. When a "normal " person feels blue, they pop in a movie or make a drink , or go out to the garage and turn a wrench etc. This poor kid has no friends and no habits and nothing of value. And fake road signs.
A trade off , if you will, for the benefits of his work and travels.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
If he really wants rid of us, he could just not come here.

You know you’re autistic when the civil war that tore your country apart is a minor detail, but highway numbering is serious business.
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When your road signs outnumber your citizens it naturally takes priority. Phil's people could be dying of starvation but he'd make a national holiday for new taco stall signs.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
When your road signs outnumber your citizens it naturally takes priority. Phil's people could be dying of starvation but he'd make a national holiday for new taco stall signs.
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Sperg Island already has a national road sign appreciation day. Its called "Autism Awareness Day".
 
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MasterDisaster said:
When your road signs outnumber your citizens it naturally takes priority. Phil's people could be dying of starvation but he'd make a national holiday for new taco stall signs.
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See, I've started developing a theory that the people of idiotstan are actually road signs. They're just random ones Phil has fantasized stealing from all over the world to represent different ethnicities (spanish signs are ones from Spain, etc.) and maybe tried to dress up.

It's the only way he can have constant ethnic purges and the place is still 'inhabited' - you can't really "kill" a sign dressed in clothes.
 
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