"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Do you think Phil's "comrade" realizes that no actual, legit threats have ever been made by us and he's just humouring his retarded new friend or are they the same level of stupid and doing terrible somersaults around the room together, pointing airsoft guns and making their own sound effects waiting for us to show up.
Either scenario is appealing to me.
If it's the first I like to think it's an undercover tard wrangler being paid by the state to entertain Phil so he stops bugging his neighbors and in the second I can imagine his over zealous pretend pal coming on here to search for intel and instead joining our ranks.

I know I know, optimistic, but can't a guy dream?
 
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The Dude said:
tl;dr: Phil can legally own a gun, but the chances of it ever happening are less than slim (unlike Phil himself) because he's a sketchy tard who obviously shouldn't have access to them.
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I agree with what you say, but I'm thinking any responsible gun dealer isnt going to sell to someone who comes up with a psych hold in their background check regardless of if it was in state or not tbh
 
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StoicMoose said:
I agree with what you say, but I'm thinking any responsible gun dealer isnt going to sell to someone who comes up with a psych hold in their background check regardless of if it was in state or not tbh
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It would only come up on a background check in the state that the hold was issued. In this case California. It would only come at the federal level if it had been court ordered and he was labeled incompetent.
 
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StoicMoose said:
I agree with what you say, but I'm thinking any responsible gun dealer isnt going to sell to someone who comes up with a psych hold in their background check regardless of if it was in state or not tbh
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Supposedly it’s just a bunch of the wannabe antifa kids passing each other weapons under the table.
They brag about it on twitter.
 
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StoicMoose said:
I agree with what you say, but I'm thinking any responsible gun dealer isnt going to sell to someone who comes up with a psych hold in their background check regardless of if it was in state or not tbh
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The average ArmsList user cares not about such things, which only makes it even funnier as to why Phil doesn't actually own a gun.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
Can you imagine the conversation Phil would have with someone at a gun store while he's filling out the license paperwork.
"I need a gun to defend me from cyber stalking fash."

Paperwork gets shredded after he leaves.
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“Yeah, some tard came in saying fruit farmers were trying to get into his apartment?”
 
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Coldgrip said:
Or what fatty?

I can't wait to enact the next phase of Operation: Potato Peeler. He'll never figure out which window we'll be coming through...
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I love it when he does his penis-substitute gun selfies.
“Dis is a knife! You Kiwis better not invade my home!”
(Nothing happens)
“I roll with Antifa and I got a AK-47! Watch yourself, Kiwis!”
(Kiwis continue to do nothing)
“Dese are 9mms! You Kiwis better stop frettening to invade my home!”
(Nothing happens again)
 
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So I played around with a photo editor. Looks like our spud found a socks and sandals soy boy to play dress up with.
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I'm sure his internet friends will show up Just in time for the aftermath of a imaginary fucking up
Oh wait the won't know because they were banned from social media
Double oh wait these fags are as big a pussy larpers as Phil
Triple oh wait they don't care
Homerun oh wait they don't exist
 
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I wonder how many times Phil is going to ask to take pictures posing with his friend's piece of shit SCCY to try (and fail) to scare us? How do you think those conversations go? "KIWI FARMS WON'T STOP LAUGHING AT ME! I've got a new plan to scare them away. You're going to come pick me up, take me to your place, and we will dress in all black with scary ski masks and pose with your guns and my Antifa flag! Surely this new plan will not fail! What? No this plan isn't just like my last several plans to scare those Kiwi fash! This one includes a flag!"
 
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I wonder how many times Phil is going to ask to take pictures posing with his friend's piece of shit SCCY to try (and fail) to scare us? How do you think those conversations go? "KIWI FARMS WON'T STOP LAUGHING AT ME! I've got a new plan to scare them away. You're going to come pick me up, take me to your place, and we will dress in all black with scary ski masks and pose with your guns and my Antifa flag! Surely this new plan will not fail! What? No this plan isn't just like my last several plans to scare those Kiwi fash! This one includes a flag!"
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But surely we have to take him seriously if he has a REAL gun? Just like we were supposed to take him seriously when he put on a flak jacket and helmet and walked around Portland looking like that. Just like we were supposed to when he got his bike, and when he had his dick cut off. This time we'll know he's really a tough guy. THIS TIME KIWI FARMS WILL BE INTIMIDATED!

Phil could buy a nuclear missile and dress like Bismarck and we'd still laugh at him because he acts like a twat. He doesn't seem to understand that it's how he acts and not how he dresses (although the latter is also hilarious). But Phil is stupid and life is one long cosplay that you have to take seriously cuz otherwise transphobia. Or something.

Tl;dr Lol, Phil's playing dressup again.
 
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