Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Man, that was a crazy 44 pages to read through without knowing much about any of this shit.

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He revealed that his 20 year younger sketchy waifu can give the succ
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He also inadvertently revealed that he most likely knew his current wife's dad ( and quite possibly her) while she was still a kid, seeing as he avoided answering the question of how long he's known her dad. Which, seeing as this guy apparently wants to accuse other men of sexually violating children while apparently having had allegations crop up against him, leads to some rather dark conclusions.
 
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Sperg Wars can be considered an evolutionary process, and that process is exactly why the tards pushing Social Justice are doomed.

Individually, these little sperg-fights - even ones as big as the weeb wars - are almost irrelevant: Pebbles in an avalanche, or drops of salt in an olympic-size swimming pool. They're easy to ignore in the background chaos of the larger culture war. Those who think that it's entirely without merit, however, have missed the forest for the trees, because each one has its own knock-on effect.

Each time one of these conflicts is fought, new lessons are learned and different things come to light: How did the infection start in the first place? How did it progress? What were the symptoms within the community? What safeguards could be taken in the future? What can we learn from this conflict's development and those in it? What lessons are applicable in the future? What methods can we garner in the future on how to mount a better defense, or even an offense?

And most important of all: Why the fuck are you assholes not backing up fucking everything by now via Archiving and snapshot sites?

Putting it differently: The Autism Wars have accomplished little on their own beyond token accomplishments (and in GG's case, bringing us more Lolcows than any event in the history of the world), but the lessons from it followed it in every single conflict to follow. There is no "winning" the Autism wars: there is simply endurance. The lessons we learn make it that much easier to bleed them out next conflict.

Over and over, doing a bit better each time.
 
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Jaimas said:
There is no "winning" the Autism wars: there is simply endurance.
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To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the mercurial and most autistic regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the interwebs, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of kiwis.
 
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1Tonka_Truck said:
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the mercurial and most autistic regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the interwebs, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of kiwis.
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In the grim darkness of the Internet, there is only Autism.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Christ, he’s so bitter about the line...
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A little OCD but I counted a hundred heads before the first bend. Okay, a lot OCD.

Syaoran Li said:
I have a theory on how @Shane_Yes_That_One met his current father-in-law.

Shane's been in jail before, and we know he likes 'em young so I would not be surprised if his father-in-law was his cellmate and Shane was his bitch during that time. Sex offenders are usually the ones most likely to get raped in the joint, so it's not only possible but also very likely.

Man, Shane's asshole must have been very tight if the guy let his former prison bitch marry his own daughter.

I mean, I don't know for a fact that's how they met....I just know it's true. :tomgirl:
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Funny but TBH, Shane's FIL is good people. They met in various operational roles at A-Kon.

I know his wife too. She's actually sweet and it was not my business so I didn't follow closely as to how she got wrapped up with Shane. BUT Shane didn't meet her last year.
 
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IAmNotAlpharius said:
It’s funny how he is either a cuck or a pedo.
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Why not both ? I mean all signs point to child grooming (and he didn't even attempt to deny it because he knows it's true), and he has to raise Tyrone's kid while stuck at home furiously ejaculating his autism all over Twitter.

Both a creep and a failure, exactly the kind of guy you'd expect to be involved in the anime scene.
 
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More legal advice from the consumer of shoes, and groomer of girls
 
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KingofNothing said:
Is he still going on about that joke people made about everyone getting served at the con because it'd be funny? Good grief, monday can't come fast enough just so he's forced to eat his shoe flavored crow
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It was literally an obvious joke from Nick about how they'd be served with giant envelopes like the checks in the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes.
 
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