Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

[Anchuent Christory]

Then SEGA made his arms blue to unify the character design...

No...Sega made Sonic's arms blue because they're discriminatory against autists and transgendered, lesbian-souled people.

 

[Rogowski]

Has anyone made a "Haters To The Left' joke yet?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

So supervillain Chris needs a supervillain name.

The Virginia Ham

 

[The Knife]

It doesn't even matter if it was a cup of water. It's still an assault in the eyes of the Law. I think the cops have already paid a visit to Chris & Barb's house by now. Probably not in jail (yet) unless Chris and/or Barb throw another fit. Most likely a lifetime ban from that mall and all Gamestops on Earth is what's in store.

Blue Armed Sonic wins again!

It would depend on if the guy or the management pressed charges, which I'd say is about 50/50 depending on whether that was pepper spray or Eau de Brittany. Retail workers put up with some next-level abuse without even calling , much less cops. But secretly I kinda hope they called.

 

[mlane]

Chris is looking like the peak of high fashion in his novelty purple round glasses, too-small Manchester High jumper, yellow t-shirt, light-blue denim shorts, purple leggings and what appear to be light-brown Ugg boots. And of course a hair-band, to keep that glorious flowing mane off his face.

Its like he's dressing as a caricature of how he thinks teen girls dress. Girls wear leggings as pants and cutoff shorts with Uggs and big sunglasses and team shirts from school a lot. Except being Chris of course it's all wrong and thrown together. Team shirt too small, cutoff shorts totally the wrong type, literally child sunglasses, all thrown on with the tights..in classic Chris clashing colors

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

As Chris revealed to Colin circa September 2014, his probation for the Snyder incident doesn't expire until June 2015:


Chris had better hope that he'd done this at a new store that he'd never been to before, one where nobody would recognize him.

Even spraying water on somebody meets the definition of assault, and the measly 12 seconds of video we've seen are more than sufficient to warrant an arrest.

That's not the sort of thing you want hanging over your head while you're waiting for your probation to clear.

it looks like it takes place in a mall, unless chris is driving further and further to find malls, and his map of bans is a concentric circle that starts at his house, it could be that the ban at fashion square could possibly be lifted and he went back. Which means thy probably know where he lives ect. or even worse hes going back with a vengeance, under the assumption that mans law means nothing in a world with a blue armed sonic. in either case, they probably know where he lives

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I'm surprised he hasn't been beaten up, and I don't mean that in a nasty way, I'm genuinely surprised that nobody's lashed out at him.

I'm really surprised a customer didn't physically catch him after he sprayed the employee and waited for mall for security to show up. I think I would have caught him. That's such bullshit what Chris did.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, why does Chris carry mace? Does he think someone is going to try to rape him?

 

[slep]

It would depend on if the guy or the management pressed charges, which I'd say is about 50/50 depending on whether that was pepper spray or Eau de Brittany. Retail workers put up with some next-level abuse without even calling , much less cops. But secretly I kinda hope they called.

I get a feeling that guy has nothing to lose by calling the Jerkops. They seem to know Chris on sight and have probably been the victim of many of Chris' shenanigans (remember the Crazy pacer incident). I don't think these employees don't want their place of work to become the new Game Place, where he keeps coming back again and again causing trouble.

PS: Out of curiosity, I searched and found only one Gamestop in Ruckersville (assuming Chris went there because even though gas is under two bucks now IT'S STILL EXPENSIVE). I'm not gonna post the address or phone number here.

 

[Cackman]

You can also add trespassing to the charges along with the assault. Because Chris had already been banned, setting foot on the property again is also a felony.

That's TWO crimes while still on probation. I really hope the Gamestop pursues this and Chris gets the dose of reality that's been overdue for the last decade.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Possibly the thing I love (or is that hate?) most about this is the way his performance in this whole scene carries the confidence of a tomgirl who is absolutely in the right and has the moral high-ground.

Well, this is Chris. He is the defender of TRUE, HONEST love and assailant of retail employees everywhere.

 

[just some jerk]

Everytime I see a cute quirky, young Natalie Portman-esqe girl doing something cute and quirky, I am now going to imagine Chris.


He's a carefree pixie spirit above all us mundane squares.

 

[Atlas 95]

I'm really surprised a customer didn't physically catch him after he sprayed the employee and waited for mall for security to show up. I think I would have caught him. That's such bullshit what Chris did.

His outfit is the best defence, anybody seeing Chris will identify him as a truly exceptional individual and try to go easy on him simply because punching a 'tard doesn't fly well with most people

Brother, why does Chris carry mace? Does he think someone is going to try to rape him?

But of course, look how gorgeous he is in his 14 year old high school jumper, offensively purple leggins and Ugg boots

 

[fridgesrants]

This. Exactly. This is absolutely a violation of his probation.

Yikes. I guess Chris really wants to go to jail again. Why can't he not do stupid shit like this public? How hard is it to walk into a store and purchase what you need and leave without making a huge fiasco out of it?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hard to imagine why he is single, brothers!

 

[Marvin]

Yikes. I guess Chris really wants to go to jail again. Why can't he not do stupid shit like this public? How hard is it to walk into a store and purchase what you need and leave without making a huge fiasco out of it?

butttt thheeeee armmsssss

 

[sparklemilhouse]

PS: Out of curiosity, I searched and found only one Gamestop in Ruckersville (assuming Chris went there because even though gas is under two bucks now IT'S STILL EXPENSIVE). I'm not gonna post the address or phone number here.

Pretty sure this is the one at the mall in Charlottesville, because you see another store directly across from it as he's leaving.

 

[A Ghost]

Brother, why does Chris carry mace? Does he think someone is going to try to rape him?

he probable bought the mace to protect him and his mom from the JERKS of the world

 

[Eponine]

Yikes. I guess Chris really wants to go to jail again. Why can't he not do stupid shit like this public? How hard is it to walk into a store and purchase what you need and leave without making a huge fiasco out of it?

Sonic blue arms SENSORY OVERLOAD

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

I honestly hope he goes to jail over this. He's abused the world with his overblown sense of entitlement enough. It's time he faced some real consequences for his actions.