Game of Thrones Thread

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Also, I was so pissed at Rhaegal's death I forgot to get pissed over Jon not even petting Ghost goodbye. PET THE DAMN DOG
 
Jaime and Brienne hooking up at last only to have him ditch pisses me off to no end. Even Lost had the emotional payoff of keeping characters I liked together at the end. What a way to utterly decimate all of Jaime's progress.

Rhaegal and Ghost deserved better too. Fuck.
 
The thing is this: IF the books ever get finished (spoiler alert: they won't, lol), I can totally see Euron killing one of the dragons. The BOOK Euron, that is ... Not the Jack Sparrow/Keith Richards "Fingah Up Da Bum!" JOKE that the TV Euron is. I bet George tipped D(umb)&D(umber) that Euron would take one of them down. I can see this completely working in the books, since Euron is an evil, ruthless, and highly intelligent character in them.


Jaime and Brienne hooking up at last only to have him ditch pisses me off to no end. Even Lost had the emotional payoff of keeping characters I liked together at the end. What a way to utterly decimate all of Jaime's progress.

Rhaegal and Ghost deserved better too. Fuck.

This show has become Grey's Anatomy: "What love triangle is happening in this episode?" "Who's hooking up with who tonight?"

Literally, there are two fucking episodes left in the series. The big battle only took one episode. Three of the episodes so far have done absolutely nothing except showing characters talking nonsense with each other and people screwing.

And a lot of these conversations are literally people talking about a previous conversation they've already had an episode or two ago, or they're about a character pushing another character to speak or not speak to someone.

Guys, we've hit "Walking Dead Season 2" levels of atrocious writing, and things just not happening.
 
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Anyone who didn't see Melissandre or Greyworm dying is a fucking re.tard. Whenever a character goes, "Yeah, we're going to make it through this big battle and retire on a beach." or "I really shouldn't be going into battle with this injury, but I must get inside the castle for the enemy's secrets" or "I should heal, but my enemy is in the perfect spot, now is the time to strike" you're basically telegraphing This character is going to die. No shit Mel was going to bite it after Greyworm didn't die.

Also this has to be the show with most incompetent fucking leaders on the planet. I cannot express how fucking awful this show is. I just watch it every week to see how terrible it gets. Its like when they have battles, you're watching two re.tarded people trying to play Total War.

I just watch this show to see how stupid it can get. I haven't cared about anything since they gave Ramsay Bolton villain plot armor. But this episode honestly fucking broke me with how dumb and incompetent the heroes are.

Jon: "My sister is a ninja assassin who can shapeshift and killed an Ice Lich with a dagger. Why are we even fighting a war? You know assassins exist right? They're a thing used to kill monarchs who are unpopular, with you know, no heirs? She's got no allies, just let her kill Euron, shape-shift into him and stab Cersi many, many times. She would get wet just by me telling her to do it."

Dany: "MY PLAN IS BETTER:

Jon: "Hey, my brother knows all of human history. Maybe we should ask him about the weaknesses of the keep so maybe we can sneak an army in...."

Dany: "CRIPPLES DON'T HAVE RIGHTS."

Jon: "Well, maybe we wait a couple of days, recouperate, gather more allies. We wait for the ships from the iron islands so we can blockade them. The Golden Company costs money right? We don't even need to go to King's landing. We can rob Cersi's tax men. The Golden company is mad expensive, every day is costing her money. She's already poor from all the wars she's fought and in debt with the iron bank. We just keep deepening that debt and bankrupt the Kingdom. We'll force her hand and...."

Dany: "MY ENEMIES GET STRONGER THE LONGER WE WAIT."

Jon: "Thats...thats not how any of this works. Nobody likes this bitch. Winter is here and food is low. All we have have to do is cut their supply lines. The North knows how to survive Winter. We can distribute food to the people, feed them and get them to turn. The Golden Company will starve too and take food from Cersi, exacerbating the situation. We've got the Iron Islands to blockade Euron along with our own ships."

Dany: "THE PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND WHEN I MURDER ALL OF THEM THAT I SAVED THEM FROM TYRANNY AND IT WAS ALL CERSI WHO MADE ME LET THEIR BLOOD RUN IN THE STREETS AND THEIR CHILDREN BURNED ALIVE"

Jon: "That's seriously not how any of that works."

Dany: "YOU KNOW NOTHING JON SNOW"

Jon: "Fuck this shit."

beheads Dany, kicks Tyrion off of the wall, lets Arya kill Cersi, lets Sansa sit on the Iron Throne with Varys as hand, Jon goes off to North of the Wall and fucks all the Redheaded Wildlings with Tormund

Be honest, Tormund and Jon North of the Wall, low fantasy adventure in icy Conan the Barbarian land would be a better show than any of this shit.

This show is going to go down in history as one of the biggest fuckups in all of TV history. HBO completely blew it by rushing the show closure to essentially 7 seasons vs more that was needed.

D&D have diverged from GRRM’s original story as well as HBO execs have put pressure on the show to go in different direction for ratings and alienating fans. My only guess is they’re ending the show in a way they think will be popular and get people to watch the spin-offs but not realizing they’re really pissing off fans. HBO is mega fucked.

They were swirling the drain before AT&T bought them but they don’t know how to run that garbage either.

HBO isn't the problem. The showrunners didn't want to do it. D&D are possibly the worst showrunners from any show I've ever seen. HBO wanted them to do a solid 10 seasons, not split shit like this. And they were like, 'Nah.' So there really wasn't time to resolve anything or have any potent build-up. You also have to realize D&D really basically stopped caring when book material ran out. They honestly want to be done with Game of Thrones as fast as possible. It wasn't possible with 7 seasons, so they had to split it off, not even a real season. 6 episodes in the US isn't a season of a show, its a mini-series.
 
Normies don't fucking understand shit.

It's the same type of people that bitched about Kingdom Come Deliverance not having actual black people(those weird forest sheep guys don't count).

Makes me wonder if they would cream their pants over Raymond E Feists Daughter of the Empire trilogy, that was a book series that had actual KANGZ in it.

Well it was KANGZ before they were KANGZ. The Dark Skinned people pretty much lived in Space Egypt with Roman and Greece trimmings.
 
Having read the leaks for the end of the final episode, I'm kind of baffled how much they fucked up. NO ONE will like this ending. It's the worst you could have gone.
 
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA

That is so fucking stupid, so unbelievably fucking stupid it has to be true. Holy shit, people are going to burn buildings to the ground when this happens. Holy shit, that's fucking hilarious.

Prophesies mean nothing.

Jon came back to life for nothing.

Red Witch Died for a Pep-Talk

One Eyed Man died by blocking a hallway.

Dany comes half-way across the world to die because she's an idiot.

Jon, instead of going with the Wildlings, sits on the wall in self-exile.

An autist takes the throne because why the fuck not.

AND IT WILL BE REMEMBERED THIS WAY FOR ALL TIME SINCE HE'LL NEVER FINISH THE BOOKS.

Fans are going to be like:


Someone comes up to Bran, asking for his advice. After ten minutes of silence, Bran looks down at him. "Please be patient, I have autism. Thank you." He looks back up at nothing. Twenty minutes pass. The hand looks at the poor confused bastard in front of the throne and silently takes him by the hand and leads him out of the castle.
 
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Jon kills Dany, Jon goes to live alone on a new wall, Bran becomes king.

Honestly, I REALLY hope it's not true but I lost faith so it probably is.

That is such trash that I almost love it. I want to see even the most idiotic fans of this show lose their shit over it.

I am at a point where I now want this to be true, and I just want to watch the salt as a result of it.

Some people just want to watch the world burn. lol.
 
Wait what?
Why a new wall if supposed the Walkers are all gone? That's a new level of stupid. And Bran of all people? Whose storyline has been removed from the politics since the start?
 
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We mock GRRM for not releasing WoW but he did announced side story that's going to be two volumes long. Should I be annoyed that he's doing side stories or surprised he did anything at all?
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Also, I was so pissed at Rhaegal's death I forgot to get pissed over Jon not even petting Ghost goodbye. PET THE DAMN DOG
@CanYouPetTheDog is going to be disappointed, if they did movies and TV
 
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Hey look, Bronn showed up and did exactly what Bronn would do in this situation.

So, we know what Bronn will do if Dany or Sersei sit the Iron Throne, but what happens if it's neither? I assume eventually the new Long Arm of the Law will catch up with him regardless of how much he keeps his head down. At this point I'd do what any sensible person ought to do: liquidate assets and move to Braavos.
 
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