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Anyone who confuses Melissandre and Missandei is an even bigger re.tard.
Melissandre actually did shit, even if it eventually led to nothing. Missandei just fucked a castrato and made black Twitter smug.
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Anyone who confuses Melissandre and Missandei is an even bigger re.tard.
Melissandre actually did shit, even if it eventually led to nothing. Missandei just fucked a castrato and made black Twitter smug.
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I...I just read the extended spoilers.
IT IS GLORIOUS MY CHILDREN. THIS IS THE STUPIDEST AND MOST HILARIOUS SHIT I HAVE EVER READ REGARDING A POPULAR SHOW THAT MADE BILLIONS.
You literally have to be skilled to be this inept.
This is....dumber than I could have ever fucking imagined. You have to be a special kind of stupid to do this. I am so fucking happy. I cannot wait to see this stupid in action. My family members still have hope AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THOSE POOR DUMB BASTARDS HAHAHAHA. They will somehow justify this. People are going to justify this shit. That's how you know you're dealing with a re.tard.
People got paid to write this. They were paid for some of the worst storytelling I have seen. This is...this is worse than Mass Effect 3. I never thought you could top that. I really didn't think you could. But they fucking topped it. At least with ME3 you could mod the ending into something good. This shit is FOREVER. Oh my God. The sheer narrative incompetence. I am fucking awstruck.
They didn't want to do the show, but HBO was pissed
I hope to God it will.
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I added some stuff I forgot. It won't be all that surprising. But we're going to get articles about, well...I'll give you a hint. We've had them already.
IT IS GLORIOUS MY CHILDREN. THIS IS THE STUPIDEST AND MOST HILARIOUS SHIT I HAVE EVER READ REGARDING A POPULAR SHOW THAT MADE BILLIONS.
You literally have to be skilled to be this inept.
- Varys betrays Dany. Dany kills Varys.
- Dany is murdering everyone in Kings Landing.
- Clegane Bowl happens. They both die.
- Theon's sister kills Euron.
- Jamie visits Cersi in the Red Keep. They just hug each other as the entire thing collapses. So Jaime just kills himself for no reason instead of finding true happiness
- Arya never kills Cersi and is just fucking around like Jon did before she can kill Cersi
- Dany is just fucking executing everyone
- Tyrion is unhappy
- Tyrion tries to get Jon to reason with her
- Jon tries to reason with her
- Dany is like 'I must murder to save'
- Jon goes beta and pledges, but she's still murdering fucking everyone.
- Jon kills the rest of the black people including Greyworm because Dany is still fucking killing everyone.
- Jon just kills her because she's stupid.
- Dragon looks at Jon but doesn't flame him
- Dany touches the iron throne and then dies. Oh, the Iron throne is apparently melted as Dany just has her dragon fucking kill the entire city.
- Dragon takes away Dany's body
- Jon turns himself in and goes double beta and takes the black since the Night's Watch somehow still exists for some reason even though the Wildlings are allies of Jon, there's a giant hole in the wall and all the ice liches are dead. He never joins back up with Tormund for some fucking reason.
- Disappointed that she never killed Cersi, Arya exits the show to fuck off to...somewhere I guess? Murder random people? I don't know.
- A council forms to elect someone king. They elect Bran for some fucking reason.
- Sansa rules the North.
- The high council, is fucking get this: Bronn, Tyrion, Davos and Sam
This is....dumber than I could have ever fucking imagined. You have to be a special kind of stupid to do this. I am so fucking happy. I cannot wait to see this stupid in action. My family members still have hope AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THOSE POOR DUMB BASTARDS HAHAHAHA. They will somehow justify this. People are going to justify this shit. That's how you know you're dealing with a re.tard.
People got paid to write this. They were paid for some of the worst storytelling I have seen. This is...this is worse than Mass Effect 3. I never thought you could top that. I really didn't think you could. But they fucking topped it. At least with ME3 you could mod the ending into something good. This shit is FOREVER. Oh my God. The sheer narrative incompetence. I am fucking awstruck.
They didn't want to do the show, but HBO was pissed
I hope to God it will.
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I added some stuff I forgot. It won't be all that surprising. But we're going to get articles about, well...I'll give you a hint. We've had them already.
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Sam, Davos and Tyrion I get and predicted ages ago, but Bronn? Good gravy, that's really out of character. I sincerely hope this is true as the riots will be amazing, especially with King Spergo, the first of his name
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God. If those spoilers are true, then that is absolutely glorious. I cannot WAIT for the meltdowns.
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This is some gay fanfic level shit. I've fucking saved that list so I can tick it down. I don't know whether I want the leaks to be nonsense, and for them to do something better, or whether I want it to be true, so as to watch the complete meltdown/autism that erupts. Given that Jaime now flops like a fucking fish, nothing would surprise me.
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Ghost didn't get any pets this episode. He is a good boy that has put up with all of Jon's shit for eight seasons and ran head first into certain death, and he doesn't even get pets.
Jon is dead to me.
Jon is dead to me.
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JFC I'm watching it now its like everyone is in HS and
"She's not one of us!" "You have to swear this keep this secret!" "I don't trust her!" This level of whining is why I stay the fuck away from other women and tell them to fuck themselves with their popular girl shit.
Literally feels like a giddy airhead wrote that scene thinking that's how adults behave when planning war and politics .
Literally feels like a giddy airhead wrote that scene thinking that's how adults behave when planning war and politics .
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Didn't they say they were using decoy scripts to minimize spoilers? I'm hoping that's what the leaks are.
Oh who am I kidding?
Oh who am I kidding?
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Watch as fucking Nerd Soup, as always, defends any decision the show makes with "It's so clever!" "Totally surprised me!" They read the books, but still support any dumbass decision the show makes. Shills.
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The thing is these leaks came from the same people that leaked episode 4, which was true beat for beat. So....don't hold out that much hope. I left some stuff out since I didn't want to spoil the entire battle, but its not really all that important.
So, let me say this about narrative story-telling. As Shakespeare said, 'Brevity is the soul of wit'. That doesn't always mean keep it simple. It also means keep your stories concise and don't include meaningless shit. The problem with the spoilers is a VAST MAJORITY of the ENTIRE SHOW becomes meaningless. And I'm not talking about small plot points either. Huge plot points are ignored or simply brushed off. Previous characterization is rendered meaningless and in retrospect, pointless. In other words, like lard on a fantasy writer. Previous events have no relevance or make no sense. The current situation and events do not line up with outcomes, as past events rendered these outcomes impossible. Which means you basically render the past pointless.
With these spoilers, you can basically cut out huge chunks of the entire run of this show as they no longer matter or have any importance in the story. With these spoilers, the show is probably about 4 seasons worth of actual material. You have to cut character development, plot-lines and events because they don't make a difference one way or the other and only serve to pad out length and contradict the future. When I say incompetent, I mean it. They're not even looking at their past episodes, established story-lines and characterization. They're rushing to finish this show.
The problem is, these allegedly didn't come from decoy scripts. These came from people witnessing shit, like family members and such. There's another thing I left out, making me think they want to do a sequel show to this without D&D on board. But it will only serve to really fucking piss everyone off. If you want to be pissed:
Here's the Twitter with the spoilers:
https://twitter.com/GameOfT57476878/status/1125089595555639297
I left out conversations and other extraneous stuff and just kept the main plot points. It goes into play by play pretty much which I avoided because its not that important.
I mean, maybe. Who knows? Always a possibility. If they're wrong, I'm sure it will be something equally fucking stupid.
So, let me say this about narrative story-telling. As Shakespeare said, 'Brevity is the soul of wit'. That doesn't always mean keep it simple. It also means keep your stories concise and don't include meaningless shit. The problem with the spoilers is a VAST MAJORITY of the ENTIRE SHOW becomes meaningless. And I'm not talking about small plot points either. Huge plot points are ignored or simply brushed off. Previous characterization is rendered meaningless and in retrospect, pointless. In other words, like lard on a fantasy writer. Previous events have no relevance or make no sense. The current situation and events do not line up with outcomes, as past events rendered these outcomes impossible. Which means you basically render the past pointless.
With these spoilers, you can basically cut out huge chunks of the entire run of this show as they no longer matter or have any importance in the story. With these spoilers, the show is probably about 4 seasons worth of actual material. You have to cut character development, plot-lines and events because they don't make a difference one way or the other and only serve to pad out length and contradict the future. When I say incompetent, I mean it. They're not even looking at their past episodes, established story-lines and characterization. They're rushing to finish this show.
The problem is, these allegedly didn't come from decoy scripts. These came from people witnessing shit, like family members and such. There's another thing I left out, making me think they want to do a sequel show to this without D&D on board. But it will only serve to really fucking piss everyone off. If you want to be pissed:
Bran reveals the White Walker threat is far from over. Davos goes to find Mel's body but its gone. The White Walker threat shit, at least according to spoilers, isn't expounded upon. Meaning Jon going to the wall might be sequel bait. Or he might be talking like 500 years from now. The spoilers don't mention it. In any event, they just blue-ball you even more with that. So, its either sequel bait or 'lol, you wanted more ice liches and dog spiders. gg no re'.
Here's the Twitter with the spoilers:
https://twitter.com/GameOfT57476878/status/1125089595555639297
I left out conversations and other extraneous stuff and just kept the main plot points. It goes into play by play pretty much which I avoided because its not that important.
I mean, maybe. Who knows? Always a possibility. If they're wrong, I'm sure it will be something equally fucking stupid.
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All this is making me do is want a new fucking Elder Scrolls game.
I want to explore a large fantasy world, I've already 100%ed Skyrim multiple times. King's Landing looks beautiful in some shots and High Garden looks like something close to Darkroot or Cyrodil.
DOS2 is off the table since I finished that, there's a bunch of kickstarter/greenlight shit but I'm not touching that until those are finished.
I want to explore a large fantasy world, I've already 100%ed Skyrim multiple times. King's Landing looks beautiful in some shots and High Garden looks like something close to Darkroot or Cyrodil.
DOS2 is off the table since I finished that, there's a bunch of kickstarter/greenlight shit but I'm not touching that until those are finished.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/bj4aab/new_leaks_for_the_last_3_episodes_including_all/
Now, it's not 100% confirmed, but considering that the predictions for episode 4 are all accurate things aren't looking good.
I read that D&D said they'll be spending the finale unplugged from the internet (as in, away from their phones and computers) and I can fucking see why.
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Completely derail character development and plot lines...just stupid. Only justifiable aspect I can see is Dany going mad/being brutal. She hasn't shied away from being brutal, and Cersei's actions would be similar to the Masters from previous seasons, so she would naturally respond in kind. Everything else just comes off as completely u-turning plot lines and development.
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If Bran becomes the god damn king I am going to be fucking dead inside.
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It's sequel bait.
HBO knows they're fucked without it, Dunk & Egg is like better Call Saul it's not gonna pull the numbers despite being associated with an acclaimed series. So now HBO is making their own GOT Timeline.
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I heard Snape kills Jon Snow in the finale.
Edit: Apologies if I ruined it for anyone
Edit: Apologies if I ruined it for anyone
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You know it makes zero sense to take the black if you're doing away with the entire concept of a monarch bloodline being important and replacing it with a council.
However you fucking know well that they're going to do their own thing and announce THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF WESTEROS or whatever. They now have Jon able to be portrayed as an older wisened character with a dark past and a weight to bare on his shoulders. You have someone/anyone coming back as the Night King/Queen, you'll have descendants of the surviving characters and their stories as well as the surviving characters themselves. So now the whole things turns to Night King coming back and threatening this new democratically elected council and from the new main characters perspectives this is all ancient history, this is like what Star Wars Episode 7 pulled with what happened in Episode 4-6. You'll have faggots clamring for Dany's return as some fusion of Arthas and Elsa and people are going to forget most of the over-complicated faggotry by then. They're just going to remember Dany burning people with dragons and everyone going YAAAS SLAY QUEEEN!!!!!
Fuck it, they're probably going to do what Starcraft did to Kerrigan in Starcraft 2. That's Dany's arc as undead dragon queen. The Undead are the Zerg and Jon will have a tragic love story with Undead Dany.
However you fucking know well that they're going to do their own thing and announce THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF WESTEROS or whatever. They now have Jon able to be portrayed as an older wisened character with a dark past and a weight to bare on his shoulders. You have someone/anyone coming back as the Night King/Queen, you'll have descendants of the surviving characters and their stories as well as the surviving characters themselves. So now the whole things turns to Night King coming back and threatening this new democratically elected council and from the new main characters perspectives this is all ancient history, this is like what Star Wars Episode 7 pulled with what happened in Episode 4-6. You'll have faggots clamring for Dany's return as some fusion of Arthas and Elsa and people are going to forget most of the over-complicated faggotry by then. They're just going to remember Dany burning people with dragons and everyone going YAAAS SLAY QUEEEN!!!!!
Fuck it, they're probably going to do what Starcraft did to Kerrigan in Starcraft 2. That's Dany's arc as undead dragon queen. The Undead are the Zerg and Jon will have a tragic love story with Undead Dany.
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I still don't understand why they would vote against having Jon as king after he showed he wasn't okay with killing innocents to the extent that he would murder the person he loved to stop it. This nigga was the perfect ruler he was a softie and actually listened to people and they decide the wheelchair bound fucking mute is the best choice? I hope the last episodes get lost and never air tbh. Also, Qyburn probably restarts the night king shit somehow since he is constantly fucking with dead bodies and it says he has his own agenda.
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I'm also figuring they killed 2 out of the 3 dragons so that would be the main first arc. Fucking ice Queen wants her babies resurrected so weird shit starts happening in small amounts. You have cloaked weirdos looking for dragon bones, undead trawling the ocean floor, like some real X-files type shit where people are unsure if it's even happening. They're looking for the dragon corpses. Drogon will be converted offscreen I take because it's been established that the Night King can convert things just by touching them. So Now you have a Night King with 3 Undead Dragons who can't be killed through normal means.