Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Her weigh in addiction must have gotten the best of her. I hope her and her scale are able to recover from this setback.
I hope she suffers her cunt ass so that she might gain some common sense. But I don't see that happening anytime soon

Sometimes I forget how big she is. Our dainty gorl 100pounds ago 755309
 
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My bet is on the comeback video being a pity-me video about how she was eating just not neeeerly enough calories and that whole hulthy eeting thing was just not for working out. Possibly also a fastfood mukbang as she celebrates finding some new scam diet for the next cycle.
She was scared y'all, 1800 calories is not NEARLY enough for her size... So she ate 6000!
 
RE: The Phentermine debacle--

Big Al's vid "Pizza Mukbang" is, I believe, THE most iconic video she's made. It spawned so many classic AL moments including "queen of moderation" and "I haven't eetun" as she sits there in her "sarcasm, another service I provide" T-tent hoovering up Density's family's cold, left over pizza whilst babbling on about how she "ain't even hungry" because of the phentermine....which she took for a whole two days.

Classic shit right there. Those were the days.........
 
I'm pretty sure her scale hasn't recovered ever since our gorl started weighing more than a piano .
Side note : An autistic artistic interpretation of Vegan(for a day)lynn
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Our dainty cooking queen of moderation looovveess steamed broccoli!!!!! This also reminds me of another 'alledged' vegan cow.
 
Then Hamber treats her animals like absolute shit. She took poor Twinkie into the lake, holding the dog like a fuckin loaf of bread. Needless to say, Hamber collapsed because the sand beneath her couldn't hold her weight. Both she and Twinkie went down and Twinkie was under the water for a few seconds before using Hamber as a fuckin life raft. Twinkie then swam off. You can tell that Twinkie doesn't want to have anything to do with Blubberella at all. Poor Twinkie. That dog didn't even ask to be brought to that shitty lake. Hamber will tell you to the very end that she doesn't abuse her animals, yet you have this type of shit. What a horrible bitch.

What the entire fuck?

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Then Hamber treats her animals like absolute shit. She took poor Twinkie into the lake, holding the dog like a fuckin loaf of bread. Needless to say, Hamber collapsed because the sand beneath her couldn't hold her weight. Both she and Twinkie went down and Twinkie was under the water for a few seconds before using Hamber as a fuckin life raft. Twinkie then swam off. You can tell that Twinkie doesn't want to have anything to do with Blubberella at all. Poor Twinkie. That dog didn't even ask to be brought to that shitty lake. Hamber will tell you to the very end that she doesn't abuse her animals, yet you have this type of shit. What a horrible bitch.

What the entire fuck?

If anyone else was laying there they would be under water.
 
You know, and you guys will probably shit all over me and call me a horrible person and whatnot, but a small part of me wishes Eric's shady/sketchy ass would record an Amber binge. I mean, she is probably HELL during these binges and very verbally abusive towards everyone with eyes lookin like she's fuckin possessed. And I mean she is kicking, screaming, cursing you the fuck out and her big ass is ready to fuck you up. It's like a fuckin exorcism.

I'm guessing she starts looking like this at the start of a binge:


You know what that spooky picture reminds me of?

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This scene is iconic and scary because the twins' faces are barely too far away to make out the expression, meaning their intent cannot be judged. Similarly in the screenshot, all you can see is this haunting bulldog/thumblike visage on top of a bloated inhuman shape urgently lunging for sustenance. We may never know how these binges take place, but we can guess her usual mannerisms take a backseat to the Binge Monster.
 
RE: The Phentermine debacle--

Big Al's vid "Pizza Mukbang" is, I believe, THE most iconic video she's made. It spawned so many classic AL moments including "queen of moderation" and "I haven't eetun" as she sits there in her "sarcasm, another service I provide" T-tent hoovering up Density's family's cold, left over pizza whilst babbling on about how she "ain't even hungry" because of the phentermine....which she took for a whole two days.

Classic shit right there. Those were the days.........
While I respect your opinion I have to disagree because of the Cereal mukbang. I’ll never get over it. She was so excited to clear that casserole dish she hardly spoke.

I’m sure there’s a ton of little things we could get into as to why amber is the way she is. But at the end of the day she’s over a quarter ton, as wide as she is tall and has eye fucked herself on a scootypuff. If that isn’t comedy gold I don’t know what is.

Oh, PassiveaggressiveLynn in action.

"No no, I'll be fine. It's ok. Go ahead and leave. I'm used to it. I like being alone anyway."

Wah.
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WAH WALUIGI AMBER NUMBER ONE

My search history now has fat waluigi in it, I hope you bored bitches appreciate the sacrifices I make for you
 
If Becky leaves then what is it going to be like when Eric is left to care for her? I imagine that, at the very least, their blogs would merge into a single audio-visual nightmare. Why not?
Why would Eric lift a finger for Amber? He has a husband supporting him, he doesn't need her or her shekels.
 
If Becky leaves then what is it going to be like when Eric is left to care for her? I imagine that, at the very least, their blogs would merge into a single audio-visual nightmare. Why not?
The only reason Amber is in the house is because of Becky, if Becky leaves(for whatever reason), one of two things will happen: either Amber will be forced to leave, or Eric & Rickie will leave. But either way, without Becky, R&E are not going to put up with Amber.
 
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