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Apparently he also likes whiskey without labels, by which I assume he means he just goes around licking empty bar glasses when he's desperate.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Apparently he also likes whiskey without labels, by which I assume he means he just goes around licking empty bar glasses when he's desperate.
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I can’t imagine seeing a drunk Bob around people. Drunk spergs seem to get under people’s skin real easily.
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You also get a much easier excuse to break their nose, so Id say theres a silver lining in this.
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For anyone wondering what blob means by the "dirtbag left", he's indirectly referring to a podcast called Chapo Trap House that made fun of him. It's pretty funny seeing him completely unable to respond to criticism when it comes from what he sees as his own side.
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He should get used to it. Any left-leaning outfit with a lick of sense has got to understand that Bob is nothing but a massive liability, or would be if he had any influence.
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This is what I like about Bob. He thinks he's smarter than everyone else and thus "deserves" his Superior Future (right the fuck now, dammit!), but what has he done to move progress toward the Superior Future? Has he created the machinery needed to make traditional farming techniques obsolete? Has he developed the rockets needed to get humans to the moon quickly and efficiently, or the habitats needed to colonize it? Has he developed a means of terraforming the moon, or at least a method of growing wheat in hard vacuum?
The answer is a deafening "No." The man who believes himself smarter than all those filthy Trump voters (the ones most likely to develop the technologies and techniques needed to make the Superior Future possible, ironically) has done fuck all to move mankind closer to the Superior Future. Yet he believes he deserves it... for some reason.
The disparity between what he feels he deserves and what he has done to deserve it is what makes Bob so damn funny.
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I find myself agreeing with Bob on something here. Getting drunk with Elizabeth Warren would be fun as shit.
"*Hic* And that'sh when I told 'em I was an injun. And those shtupid fucksh believed me! I had those morons running around for years saying 'Look how progreshive we are for having the first Native American law professor!'"
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Unless Bob tries to hit on her, which is plausible.
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"Her" people call it fire water.
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Game of Thrones sperging.
“Democrats demonizing white heterosexual men works!”
“Rejecting an offer to reach the other political side is patriotism!”
“Democrats demonizing white heterosexual men works!”
“Rejecting an offer to reach the other political side is patriotism!”
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Is anyone even remotely suprised Bob doesnt have any problem exterminating the peasents?
He really is a nasty piece of shit when push comes to shove.
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Any of you who had the "BURNING PEASANTS ALIVE IS NOT A WAR CRIME BECAUSE THEY'RE PEASANTS" square on your MovieBob GoT Hot Take Bingo, please collect your winnings.
Rei is shit
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How is he still going on about beer? Does he know tons of photos like this exist?
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Bob wishes he was on the same level as Dracula. Not to mention Dracula is much more sympathetic. Chipman's much closer to the blob.
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Remember, Grey Worm has a more successful sex life than Bob despite having no dick or balls.
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Bob does not seem to pay much heed to the longstanding rumors (I mean 20+ years old at this point) that Hillary is basically a functioning alcoholic. Out of loyalty, ignorance, or sheer pigheaded contrariness, who knows.
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Plus Grey worm has a job which is important and some meaningful achievements.
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I'd have more respect for him if he gave any impression of understanding any of it.
Moon Wheat and Moon Rocks are both features of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, which is a perfectly fine bit of fiction, and the Superior Future is Star Trek, but I can't recall any evidence he understands anything to do with real space science.
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And can, in fact, use a spear with considerable expertise. Bob trying to throw the spear would just low comedy.
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