The Sickening II - Electric Boo-Hoo-Galoo

[Prince Lotor]

Can someone fucking tell this guy about Chloraseptic already so he can stop sounding like the fussiest, finickiest, fagottiest man-baby on the internets?

You fucking spray it on your throat, it numbs your throat for like 2 hours, skip the pre-stream, just play games and say nothing while ignoring chat like every other day, take a break halfway through to apply more. Oh wait, I forgot that it's lidurally umpossible to take the appropriate cold medicine and go about your day like everyone else who actually needs the fucking money does, because this is all a lie.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Can someone fucking tell this guy about Chloraseptic already so he can stop sounding like the fussiest, finickiest, fagottiest man-baby on the internets?

You fucking spray it on your throat, it numbs your throat for like 2 hours, skip the pre-stream, just play games and say nothing while ignoring chat like every other day, take a break halfway through to apply more. Oh wait, I forgot that it's lidurally umpossible to take the appropriate cold medicine and go about your day like everyone else who actually needs the fucking money does, because this is all a lie.

I don’t have money for that dood! I spent all my tips paying to keep my website online! *SNORT*

 

[Wurstbrot]

Congratulations KF, you predicted Friday as a day of errand he can't skip. This guy is as predictable as the laws of physics. You are all totally awese.

 

[actually]

I don’t have money for that dood! I spent all my tips paying to keep my website online! *SNORT*

But also I have no idea how much it was. I basically just face-mashed a number and hit "PAY"! Fingers crossed it's enough!

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Phil: I'm sick and need a day off
Also Phil: I don't know if I can pay my mortgage

Fans:Hey, since you took a day off already why don't you stream on Friday?
Phil: That's not how life works. I don't want to over-exert myself and get sicker. I haven't been able to get a hair cut for a month and I really need an entire fucking day off to get my hair cut and buy ingredients for my special authentic EYEtilian sauce.

Real life is going to work even when you don't want to because you got bills to pay Phil. It means taking a day you usually don't work to make up for days you couldn't work. Most people stay home and play video games when they are sick. Most people also find time between work (and many other things) to do mundane shit like get their hair cut and don't take a day off of work to go grocery shopping.

 

[marlintan]

God, I'm a colossal baby when it comes to having a sore throat. Like, I'd rather be throwing up and have diarrhea than have a sore throat.

But, Dave makes me seem like the patron Saint of sore throat tolerance with his much he bitches about his throat and when it gets mildly irritated. This nibba needs to take a daily Allegra, drink more water, and lay off the gin. That alone would help with his post snorting drip.

I'm an idiot and in no way qualified to make these assumptions, but, if you have had a condition that has persisted throughout your life (as DSP claims his post-nasal drip has, inherited from his shit-genes father), then it seems to me that your body would adapt to the calamity, and at least normalize itself at some point, where you would not notice the symptoms as bad...

I have had shitty allergies ever since I can remember, I was always wiping my nose on my sleeves in primary school (Pro-Tip: don't do that, chicks don't dig it), or carrying paper towels in my pockets, because my nose would literally run all damn day. In my advanced age, I blow my nose a few times in the morning, and don't have any appreciable issues with it for the rest of the day.

I hate to admit the similarity to DSP, but I also do not take medicine for my chronic issues, as I am a believer in the idea that you build tolerance to drugs the more you take them, and I prefer to have the benefit of benefiting from the most effectiveness of a drug when you really, truly need the help.

But my dad was like a Chinese version of Calvin & Hobbes dad, and preached that anything difficult would ultimately build character... and I'm quite the character now, so I guess you were right Old Man.

Can someone fucking tell this guy about Chloraseptic already so he can stop sounding like the fussiest, finickiest, fagottiest man-baby on the internets?

You fucking spray it on your throat, it numbs your throat for like 2 hours, skip the pre-stream, just play games and say nothing while ignoring chat like every other day, take a break halfway through to apply more. Oh wait, I forgot that it's lidurally umpossible to take the appropriate cold medicine and go about your day like everyone else who actually needs the fucking money does, because this is all a lie.

If they make a chloraseptic that doesn't last like peppermint-flavored shit, he might try it... maybe a kickstarter flavored one?