DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Shambler]

Rage2's "side content" is 100% simply clearing outposts and killing the same four enemy types you do all game long. There's no story or real benefit beside more skill points. I'm glad that expert game designer DSP thinks that if you don't want to waste a bunch of time doing repetitive tasks you're missing the point of the entire game.

He just HAS to be a contrarian, if this reviewed well he'd be bitching about it wasting his time.

game is difficult and rated well?
"everyone but me is wrong and is a shill"
game is easy and rated poorly?
"dude this game is so fun, the side content is great"

 

[Comma]

This mofo barely pays attention to the game, constantly reads the chat, stops the game to talk into the camera.. ofc it takes him 3x 4x times to beat a game.
But nope, he is the norm and everybody else is stupid idiot.

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...says the guy who tries to cheese and rush his way through most games just to keep to his autistic schedule.

-edit- Anyway, I caught the last half hour or so of the gameplay segment of today's early stream, but that was enough to see DSP make an ass out of himself in a way only he can. Decided to make a short montage:

 

[gaarashatan]

Rage2's "side content" is 100% simply clearing outposts and killing the same four enemy types you do all game long. There's no story or real benefit beside more skill points. I'm glad that expert game designer DSP thinks that if you don't want to waste a bunch of time doing repetitive tasks you're missing the point of the entire game.

He just HAS to be a contrarian, if this reviewed well he'd be bitching about it wasting his time.

LOOK AT ALL THIS CONTENT *repeating bullshit*

FUCKING DARK SOULS, IT JUST MAKES YOU REPEAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!

 

[PieceofShet]

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...says the guy who tries to cheese and rush his way through most games just to keep to his autistic schedule.

-edit- Anyway, I caught the last half hour or so of the gameplay segment of today's early stream, but that was enough to see DSP make an ass out of himself in a way only he can. Decided to make a short montage:

Lemme guess... honk is the L thumbstick?

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I agree with you completely, but for the people that @xenomorph alluded to, that's not enough for them. They're sick of waiting for the slow burn and just want the bombshell karmic justice of Phil getting banned off Twitch, or declaring bankruptcy and being forced to move back to Connecticut. People are still desperate for that "year" that DSP finally dies.

For me it's that Phil doesn't register subtle. I crave a bombastic form of karmic justice that even he couldn't wiggle out of, something that would require him to truly accept what a miserable disaster he truly is behind his poorly assembled house of cards. It'd be like edging for a month with no release and then finally being able to cum buckets.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

I watched DSP play DKC for 10 minutes and he always dies because he overthinks how to explore the level. I still don't feel anything towards him though; he's just a relic who's overstayed his welcome

 

[Preferred Penne]

"ALL money is going to bills"
"I spent money on a new game"

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil pays bills every day guys didn't you know? if he was big on youtube he could afford them.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

"I was a stupid moron back then, I would talk out of my butthole constantly about stuff like that. I don't do that anymore, because I feel I've matured..."
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If you have to constantly mention how much you've "matured", then you probably never did.
After all, this is the same man who coined the term "shitty dicks" well into his mid 30s.
But that's Phillip for you. He believes that if he lies enough times, his dumbass fans'll believe it.

 

[Raven'sChild]

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"ALL money is going to bills"
"I spent money on a new game"

...and haircuts for me and my wife...and the meals we ate out...an the special extra groceries we bought at the more expensive grocery store we went to in order to buy the special canned tomatoes that are absolutely necessary to make a vat of the Traditional family candied tomato sauce...and whatever caught Mrs. D$P's eye.

Phil pays bills every day guys didn't you know? if he was big on youtube he could afford them.

What doesn't line up with me is that D$P started with YT monies alone. When he started streaming, it didn't bring in much money as cheering/Tipping didn't exist and neither was he seeing 400+ subs back then. As the YT monies decreased, the Twitch haul rose. His Massive YT library generates enough passive income, coupled with what traffic his recent uploads bring in to replace the revenue stream above what he was originally making off of streaming. Keep in mind that when he was streaming on YT, he made less income off the streams as at that time it was ad-based revenue alone; no subs, no Superchat. It is now, however, that he is constantly broke, broke, broke...while bringing in income from sources that were not available back then.

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

What doesn't line up with me is that D$P started with YT monies alone. When he started streaming, it didn't bring in much money as cheering/Tipping didn't exist and neither was he seeing 400+ subs back then. As the YT monies decreased, the Twitch haul rose. His Massive YT library generates enough passive income, coupled with what traffic his recent uploads bring in to replace the revenue stream above what he was originally making off of streaming. Keep in mind that when he was streaming on YT, he made less income off the streams as at that time it was ad-based revenue alone; no subs, no Superchat. It is now, however, that he is constantly broke, broke, broke...while bringing in income from sources that were not available back then.

Phil's major mistake was moving to Renton. His cost of living is very high for no benefit. He doesn't do anything, he can live anywhere with decent internet access and nothing would change. But, Phil will not think of moving until he's absolutely forced to, because he always needs to think he's waving the biggest dick in the room.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

His cost of living is very high for no benefit.

Wasn't the reason some income tax dodge that it turned out didn't apply to businesses or some shit? Proper research is for suckers in Lord Pig's mind.

 

[NoMoreFarLeft]

Wasn't the reason some income tax dodge that it turned out didn't apply to businesses or some shit? Proper research is for suckers in Lord Pig's mind.

The decision and research wasn't on him. Leanna was asking on forums what states have the lowest business taxes. They were originally looking at Florida but somebody got her excited about Washington. She made the decision and Phil followed along because he is the weak sister of any relationship. From moving to Seattle because Leanna wanted it for her soap business to him not being able to play a multiplayer game if Brian and Kekon don't want to, he is a slave to the stronger will.

 

[BallBuster]

Phil's major mistake was moving to Renton. His cost of living is very high for no benefit. He doesn't do anything, he can live anywhere with decent internet access and nothing would change. But, Phil will not think of moving until he's absolutely forced to, because he always needs to think he's waving the biggest dick in the room.

But he doesn’t have decent internet. That’s the thing. He pays a fortune for garbage internet as evident by him needing multiple lines to stream and the lag that is present in every online game he plays.

 

[Comma]

Dragonzord9000 trying to earn themselves a lean-in manual ban.

 

[Sparkletor]

The decision and research wasn't on him. Leanna was asking on forums what states have the lowest business taxes. They were originally looking at Florida but somebody got her excited about Washington. She made the decision and Phil followed along because he is the weak sister of any relationship. From moving to Seattle because Leanna wanted it for her soap business to him not being able to play a multiplayer game if Brian and Kekon don't want to, he is a slave to the stronger will.

I have to disagree.

According to the soap blog Leanna posted, Leanna wanted Florida because it was closer to her family, it was a cool place for young people (her words not mine), it was near a soap supply distributor so it was cheaper soap, and taxes. Phil didn't want Florida because it was too hot and there are hurricanes.

The original plan Leanna talked about involved traveling to Washington, Texas, and Florida so they could get a taste of which state was best for them. Instead they went to Washington and Phil bought the third condo they looked at.

The way I interpret things is Phil was the boss of Leanna, not the other way around. At least at the beginning of things.

 

[Comma]

Someone named Scoopula just tipped $100 and gifted 20 25 subs.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Pigroach luck strikes again.

 

[ChilliDogHero]

But he doesn’t have decent internet. That’s the thing. He pays a fortune for garbage internet as evident by him needing multiple lines to stream and the lag that is present in every online game he plays.

Meh.

I am sure it has more to do with how Phil uses his internet lines and sets them up over the internet service not being any good. There is no way Phil has the intelligence or patience to optimize his connections.

Phil is the same guy who complained relentlessly about his internet in Connecticut. The reason being while playing video games online he would
also upload hundreds of Youtube videos in the highest quality possible. ( And God knows what else! )

 

[harbinger]

So Phil gets up to use the restroom, which based on on what I’ve read here, takes upwards to 20 minutes...

Dragonzord9000 trying to earn themselves a lean-in manual ban.

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A few minutes later someone makes a large tip and gifts numerous subs...

Someone named Scoopula just tipped $100 and gifted 20 25 subs.

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Are Phil’s bills just him tipping himself and gifting himself subs?