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This is fantastic news. I can only imagine how bad the plot is, but at least Sonic might stand a chance now.
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It should be Feb 24 instead so that on every birthday, he'll remember the movie
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Nah, the 14th is Valentine's Day. So when Chris goes to see it opening day, he will see that the only other people there in the theater with him will be a handful of nerdy/hipster couples and he will be reminded that he's watching the movie all alone on Valentine's Day.
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No he won't. He'll have Magi-Chan and Mewtwo there with him, and I'm sure Sonic himself will come along to see the movie with him.
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It's late but always thought I'd seen that computer thing before and couldn't place it until now.
I take it this was the Richmond era? Hope Bob had a side piece his own age on the quiet over there, being stuck with Chris and his toys must have been grim.
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One of the things Chris has said he dislikes about the Sonic movie is that Sonic has blue arms.
Unfortunately for him, the Sonic redesign will probably still have that, based on an image the director tweeted.
Unfortunately for him, the Sonic redesign will probably still have that, based on an image the director tweeted.
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Actually, Rusty's Real Deal Baseball had an interesting system in that it was a free to play game where you had to buy the minigames, but you could give the in-game store owner items to lower the real-world price. The video in Chris's tweet is actually a really good summary of how it works.
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Amazingly, that one image seems to have more recognition with what the games were than the entire trailer, since the sign seems reminicent of the 'end of act' signs.
Regardless, the fact Chris still can not accept Sonic having blue arms isn't that big a surprise, though I doubt we'll get another macing incident (he'll probably just try to obliterate people with his psychic powers of non-existence).
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Really shows that Chris's fantasies on having superpowers is just a coping mechanism for the problems in his life.
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Chris can literally stop the "bullying" any time he wants by just not going on social media.
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Aside from the "super powers" non-sense, people bully Chris because of his lack of self-awareness. Comparing an autistic a-hole, who is bad with boundaries to a fat or retarded woman is another example of how unaware, self-centered, and pretentious Chris is. I'm sure he's been told again and again to stop using other people's anecdotes or problems to direct attention toward himself, but he doesn't listen. He basically brings most of his problems on himself. If he had listened to Bob, this wouldn't be happening.
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Or he could just go in a different name, but he can't for egotistical reason
So what are the problems of his life and how to solve it
- Debt and Financhu crisis: get employed and learn financial management
- Lack of friends and companionship: proper hygiene and know boundaries (touching and kissing inappropriately)
- Low self esteem: practice on something that could be productive. But for Chris, send to the woods or in the military school
- Online bullying: abstain from the internet.
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To add onto the low self esteem, what you say to yourself about yourself can really change the way you think. It's as simple as standing in front of the mirror and saying "I am" statements (I am beautiful, I am strong... you get the point). Maybe Chris would benefit from that. There's literally no work or money needed, he has literally no excuse.
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I think all of those problems could be addressed just by cutting down the internet.
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but how will chris address his fans to let them know where to send him donations for toys?
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You know, this goodie-two-shoes, hippie, touchy-feely notion of "Bullying is bad! We have to put a stop to bullying!" is not only extremely obnoxious, it's also unrealistic. It'll never happen. There will always be mean people.
Yes, bullying is bad. Its mean and cruel. But you can't just change human nature like that, especially when all you're doing is lazy, empty, slacktavist platitudes and virtue signaling.
I was bullied growing up, and this was back in the 80s when bullies would best your ass more often as not. It wasn't just name calling. And yeah, the kids bullying me would get in trouble (as much trouble as they could at the time, which is to say not much), but you know what the adults also did? Told me to suck it up, don't have such thin skin, and don't give the bullies what they want. And if a kid was getting bullied because their behavior was weird or obnoxious then we got told to knock that shit off. Don't give them a reason to bully/keep bullying you. If they can't get a rise out of you, if they can't make you whine and throw a fit, then they get bored and move on to someone else.
But we aren't telling people that anymore. We coddle them like little babies and tell them they did nothing wrong, even when it was something they said or did that attracted the bullies in the first place. Everyone has to be a delicate victim and special little snowflake now. If you tell them to suck it up, grow thicker skin, and stop giving the bullies a reason, then people look at you like a monster. So the problem is never going away because people are being raised to be overly sensitive little pissbabies who fly into hysterics and time someone tells them "LOL ur dumb", because God forbid we teach people to actually cope with a problem effectively.
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Exactly. An IQ of 80-90 is more likely. Below average, but not out and out retarded. The 'tism makes him seem simpler then he is.
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Chris is in regression and has been for years, ever since old man Chandler died. Classic r-tard behaviour.
Ever since then, the check on his sanity provided by an authority figure have been slipping and it will only get worse as Barb declines.
Once she dies he’ll get to a point where The Merge (TM) and Magichan, CPU goddess etc, can’t be undone and he’s completely deluded. He’ll be able to function, but it’ll be at a reduced capacity.
Ever since then, the check on his sanity provided by an authority figure have been slipping and it will only get worse as Barb declines.
Once she dies he’ll get to a point where The Merge (TM) and Magichan, CPU goddess etc, can’t be undone and he’s completely deluded. He’ll be able to function, but it’ll be at a reduced capacity.
I’ve seen the exact thing happen to a retarded relative with a host of development disorders, about the same age and experience as Chris
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drinking game idea: take a sip every time Chris says "individual," "perception," "respective," or of course "y'all."