I really hope he was saving that elephant shit and potato for all this time.
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LOL, Phil I am a Muslim and personally I think they should execute that Christchurch shooter, and Breivik for that matter. Meanwhile you're too afraid to go to a masjid in case the leftist twats you seek acceptance from label you as "culturally appropriating." At the end of the day you're just a scared white suburbanite who hates us brown people.
Either he gets taken in, they quickly grow tired of his bullshit and kick him out, which will lead to more entertainment for us. Or even better, they denounce him an not an actual antifa member and call to have him shunned. I think this would yield the most lolmilk.
Phil getting called out by Antifa, or other wannabe Antifas, would be hilarious, because Phil has been incredibly lucky at avoiding any overt criticism from the groups he tries to ingratiate himself with thus far. Most of the super leftist circles he's tried to hang with were too polite of calling him out for not being "Latinx" or all of them were similarly pretending to be Cherokee princesses or the like so they couldn't do it without being caught in their own lies. Toren was the closest because he knew Phil was full of shit, and Phil's still afraid hes going to spill the beans.
But Antifa and their associated wannabes and hangers on can be much more vicious than the touchy feely crowd he used to try associating with. I mean really that's the state of the far left ideologues these days anyway, but they are increasingly willing to eat their own. Phil is a heterosexual white man who is deathly afraid of blacks and Latinos. And he's old. And he has no money, power or clout in their circles. So in short, they have no reason not to throw him under the bus.
Phil getting shunned by Antifa, more overtly than he's already being avoided anyway, would be hilarious given how much time and money he's already invested in the identity, and make no mistake, that's all any of this has ever been to him. He calls himself Antifa not because of some deep rooted political belief, but simply because they have all the merch he can buy, and tattoos he can cover his body with. He's more Antifa than anyone else cuz hes got t-shirts, and stickers, and posters... yet he can't figure out why these same people won't take him seriously.
Phil is not a left winger, or political at all
Phil isn't political at all, but culturally I think he does lean towards what we would think of as conservative. Remember that a lot of his crap is basically just cosplay meant to "shock" us, but it's about as sincere as a Fox News caricature of what your racist uncle thinks lefties are supposed to act like. Phil doesn't believe any of it, but he thinks people do (and to be fair his delusions are backed up by idiots on Tumblr saying the same crap). Incidentally I believe it's been mentioned here before that Phil was described as "conservative" back when he was in high school.
The Haskins Delici has been in the family at least towards his grandparents how long over all we don't know but he's 100% Italian, as white as the spagetthi noodle he calls a dick.
Uh, Haskins is hardly an Italian surname, but as far as I know Phil and both his parents were born in the US. As for his grandparents, who knows, though
@Ravenor might have had some insight there. We often joke about Phil being Italian but given that he has the Haskins in his name and was apparently raised Protestant I would think he's more just a standard American white with little to no connection to any European roots.
Phil claims to be of Puerto Rican descent
And even then it's only because he had an obsession with J. Lo back in the day because she made his wee wee feel funny and he couldn't articulate those feelings. Instead of being like "oh she's hot," he decided he needed to become a tranny...
But yeah he does view Puerto Rico and Mexico, and ALL Latin countries (inexplicably including Brazil, Spain, Portugal and probably some others) as interchangable.
If he does end up not caring for his ditch, sepsis can kill you in days.
That would actually require him to have gotten the surgery in the first place, and while I would find it hilarious for a straight white guy to get his dick chopped off in the name of identity politics, I'm not entirely sure he did...
