Careercow Jamie Lynn Marchi / Jamie Perez / marchimark / She Devil - Wants Vic's head and balls, but not his papers; Cucked by a Chicken Sandwich

@Shane_Yes_That_One will google fu some shit for you, he won't understand it and most won't be relevant to what you asked but he'll keep trying, the little trooper.
Shit, I'm so sorry for ever thinking of those fakers as unbiased and professional legal experts, when the wisdom, intelligence and pure exemplary sunshine of knowledge that radiates from Shane's well-treated and tended chair clearly shows they're all liars.
 
However, I believe @AnOminous is a former lawyer, but then again that's just something someone else here said.

Not a licensed attorney but I've passed the bar, worked in the court system, and have a good academic grasp of civil procedure, appellate procedure, and constitutional theory.
 
(its stupid that people can be "steparents" to their partner's children while they are not married. It's gay).
Knew a guy who would always call himself a stepdad when shacking up with single mothers. My friends and I all agreed it was a cringe attempt at faux-maturity.
 
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Suddenly I realize she has a legit reason to hate men...
Her being being in her 40s without her own kids; she has medical issues that her dried out, raisin womb couldn't produce. She's mad at that, while the rest of the world is thankful.

One less chubby fat bitch's genetics scrubbed from the history books.
 
Her being being in her 40s without her own kids; she has medical issues that her dried out, raisin womb couldn't produce. She's mad at that, while the rest of the world is thankful.

One less chubby fat bitch's genetics scrubbed from the history books.

Freud would probably have had a field day with her. She has spent her entire career acting out the voices of female sex objects, is the subject of servile adoration of many men, and yet for all of that has failed to reproduce and is careening towards the wall as fast as she can.

It looks to me like she's a victim of her own inflated standards. None of the men who lusted after her were good enough. They were all filthy weebs. She has a fiance but she's already in her 40s. Desperation and she knows it. She was meant for so much more then what she is getting. It's what she tells herself. Ignoring what she has even as time ticks ever closer to her like the crocodile in Peter Pan.

I always loved that allegory. It was meant to refer to young men that they had to grow up. Time does not wait for you and if you wait too long, if you focus on the trivial and the immediate, it will eat you. Captain Hook was not just a foil for Peter Pan. He was an avatar for Peter Pans future. A bitter old man with petty grievances fighting a losing battle with time. Thanks to our modern society this is an existential dread women can now share in too. While simultaneously being lied to by telling them they can have it all.
 
Her being being in her 40s without her own kids; she has medical issues that her dried out, raisin womb couldn't produce. She's mad at that, while the rest of the world is thankful.

One less chubby fat bitch's genetics scrubbed from the history books.

What medical condition does she have (besides being fat) that prevented her from having kids? Was she trying to have kids with her previous husband? (Yeah, just learned she was married once to some actor, they divorced in 2005.)
 
Not a licensed attorney but I've passed the bar, worked in the court system, and have a good academic grasp of civil procedure, appellate procedure, and constitutional theory.
You never told me the purpose of passing the bar yet not going into practice.

Like I'm just a layman so from my lack of legal knowledge it seems like the sole purpose of passing the bar is to become a lawyer.
 
I'll believe Jamie's got a lawyer at this point when I see them, and not a single moment before.
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Also, someone is definitely not in the least bit terrified, guys. Definitely isn't about to piss themselves and are just taking it out on others. Honest. She's a big, strong wahmin that ain't afeared of nothin'.
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I'll believe Jamie's got a lawyer at this point when I see them, and not a single moment before.
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Also, someone is definitely not in the least bit terrified, guys. Definitely isn't about to piss themselves and are just taking it out on others. Honest. She's a big, strong wahmin that ain't afeared of nothin'.
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Looks like someone needs a reality slap to the face of being a Diva and taking the fans for granted.
 
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Okay, can you guys tell me if you actually know shit about American (preferably Texas) law so I know who I can actually listen to with minimal bullshit? I'm pretty sure @AnOminous knows his shit, and @RodgerDodger probably does too, I'm adding @JosephTX to this list, since he has TX in his name, and I think it was @Kosher Salt that seems to have some insight to the court system too.

Edit: I ain't asking for powerlevels, just a "yeah, I know Texas law" or "yeah, I know American law".
I look things up on Google and don't really even deserve to be mentioned in the same paragraph as them.
 
Well, you could've given a new user some insight into this forum's workings and shit, but you chose to be a cunt.

Take a long walk off a short pier and if you make it back to shore I wish for you to live in interesting times. 👅
lurk moar newfag
 
Wake up to see Marchi went super spergyian. Fuck that's a lot, and she's still going.

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TLDR: Jamie is chimping out and seemingly indicating her unwillingness to respond to the law suit or acknowledge that she's been served. My moneys on default judgement, but i'd love to be proven wrong. Also some people are giving her shit for the spergoff with the seemingly exceptional guy at momocon.
 
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Wake up to see Marchi went super spergyian. Fuck that's a lot, and she's still going.



















TLDR: Jamie is chimping out and seemingly indicating her unwillingness to respond to the law suit or acknowledge that she's been served. My moneys on default judgement, but i'd love to be proven wrong. Also some people are giving her shit for spergoff the seemingly exceptional guy at momocon.
Oh hey, the orca decided to chime in too with her complete idiocy. Jamie has to be just putting on act though. There's no way she'd be actually stupid enough to ignore these papers when people have been shoving them in her face for days. Despite the behavior we've seen, I really want to believe she's not stupid enough to put her head in sand and hope this goes away. It's not going Jamie away and the longer you wait to deal with this, the more it's going to suck for you and the poor lawyer who gets stuck with you.
 
Let's analyze Jamie's humor.

Internet Person: Will you start acting intelligent now that you've been served?

Jamie: No - you are an idiot for thinking that would happen.

The punchlines to her jokes are all, 'I am immature,' 'I am stupid,' I am a petulant child,' but she somehow seems to believe that makes Internet Person look bad.
 
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