Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Rei is shit]

I think we've finally found what should be the bob version of
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[OneTopicBitch]

I still can't get over the fact that this sped literally painted an actual, physical wall chroma-key green instead of spending like $100 on Amazon for any of the multitudes of entry-level green screens they've been selling to every other youtuber for damn near a decade now.

The eugenics obsessed dude who feels everywhere in America between LA and Boston needs to be racially cleansed cannot imagine buying a chroma key green, or blue, piece of canvas instead of PAINTING, HIS WORK AREA.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I feel like he’ll meltdown hard if Rocketman beats Godzilla at the box office, especially since it’s director finished Bohemian Rhapsody. Plus, unlike the other two, Rocketman has gotten good reviews so far.

The greatest dilemma of Bob's time:

Stand by your monstah
or
Embrace the gay

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

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@Null, if we ever add an "exceptional" reaction, can this be n the running for it? Or something based off it, since I'm sure it would be bad to directly reference a cow. Assuming you care about that last bit.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Spoiler

 

[BubbleButt]

The paint-covered molding on the left and the, uh, painted light switch already convinced me of that. Is there some reason he can't hang a green canvas instead?

There was a muslin ban, remember?

 

[OneTopicBitch]

I'm so Muslim I'll throw myself off a building for reading Robert's moronic statements.

I'm not the first, but reading cancer will not make me the last.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Bob's already complaining about Rotten Tomatoes and the low score.

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While I think he has a bit of a point with this whole new reveal scoring thing RT's doing, I can't help but notice that the two movies that he's referencing are Hellboy and Godzilla; movies that come from a nerdy, niche background. Also...dat vidya... I also didn't notice it in his other videos but he's got a nice healthy green glow to the sides of his face.

Fun fact! If you play the video at 50% speed, at 2:12 you can see his jowls gyrating as if his tonsils are having the neridest of the sex.

Spoiler: tfw no gf who's that awesome

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Spoiler: tfw you just wanna make animal noises

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Spoiler: Titled: The Bob abides or baby bird is hungry

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I clipped it out because I wasn't sure if it would interfere with some intrepid soul's compositing but to the right of these shots is some sort of wooden molding I think? It hasn't been painted, it doesn't show up in his video save for these shots and it's at an angle. So did Bobbyboi smack his camera in his nerdgasm and how much did he get done before he realized that he messed up his shot? These are the mysteries.

Yeah there's no way this guy is 260 elbees.

 

[BubbleButt]

That green halo reminds me of his disgusting mold and chicken skin concoction. It's sickening to look at.

Real talk, is this nigga using a camera from 2005? How the fuck is there that much blur on motion? You can get better results with a cell phone, now, for God's sake!

And for someone who touts his high intellect, still doesn't know jack from squat about bounce lighting after making this dreck for a goddamn decade.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Yeah there's no way this guy is 260 elbees.

Not to power level, but when I was at his height I weighed almost 260 but looked much thinner than he does here.

He has to be at the very least in the low 300's. There is no way he's telling the truth.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Spoiler: More Gold!

 

[OneTopicBitch]

Spoiler: More Gold!

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ANITA WILL NOT RIDE MY DICK.... I WILL SHOW HER MY TRUE FEMINIST POWER

 

[SAX38]

The struggle of being a youtuber...
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Bob, if conversations with people are awkward because of your "Profession," why not phase it differently? Just say you're an Online Reviewer/Critic. Can't be anymore awkward than telling them you're a Youtuber. Hell that might even be a more fitting title for you since you've written articles before. Though at this point a more appropriate title for you would probably be "Professional Tweeter."

 

[Zaryiu]

There was a muslin ban, remember?

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What the hell does he means by baby jails? He is talking about where the children of illegal immigration were brought or is even more reetarded that I think he is?

 

[Mola Ram]

What the hell does he means by baby jails? He is talking about where the children of illegal immigration were brought or is even more reetarded that I think he is?

That muslin ban could mean curtains for all of us!

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

That green halo reminds me of his disgusting mold and chicken skin concoction. It's sickening to look at.

Real talk, is this nigga using a camera from 2005? How the fuck is there that much blur on motion? You can get better results with a cell phone, now, for God's sake!

And for someone who touts his high intellect, still doesn't know jack from squat about bounce lighting after making this dreck for a goddamn decade.

I would be surprised if his "lighting" is anything more than a regular ceiling light and one single clamp light with a 100 watt equivalent bulb stuck into it. One of these fuckers. Pointed straight at his face.

His video quality looks like the ugly mess I would expect if I filmed a video indoors, with no lighting tools, using an old photo camera that only poops out 720p video as a bonus feature.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I'm blocked by Blobbert, but I need to know if this counts as a cow-crossover, between Blobby and incels?
Also, someone able to archive?

 

[Judge Dredd]

I doubt this really happened, but if it did, he can't even make small talk without being smug and condescending.

I think this game keeps coming up because despite its lukewarm PC release, it got ported to consoles. It's even on the Nintendo Switch lol. But anyways some tranny wrote an article critical of the game's Trump-like plot where a midwestern town's industry goes down the shitter so the boomer adults start a cult to bring back jobs and prosperity to the town, she got roasted for it online, and Bob rushed to her defense(because he's Ally #1) and just took huge shits on the game for xer. Nothing was accomplished. And pay no mind that the devs are super-lefty and the game is filled with queer and bi-curious animal degeneracy in the first place.

I think it's simpler than that. Night in the Woods is one of those hipster platformers like Braid, and Braid was critical of the old "save the princess" plot of the games he likes.

I wasn't aware that Kiwi Farms was a blog. The more you know, I guess.

It makes me think he's still working off 2009 internet logic. Maybe he still uses AIM and gets his music from Napster.

Bob's already complaining about Rotten Tomatoes and the low score.

This is interesting to me because he's complained about gamers disagreeing with critical consensus before.

I've not heard of that movie. What does it do that's so bad? Is it woke?

 

[Tactical Wizard]

That's been the definition since 2015.



That's a lot of bullets, rope, or blunt objects.

Only 2015? Where were you during the Bush Years?

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Only 2015? Where were you during the Bush Years?

I wasn't getting called a fascist by left-wing exceptionals, 2000-2008.

OT -

Even former "co-workers" are dunking on Blobbert for his ludicrous take on incels.

Spoiler: Blobbert talking about beauty norms

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