Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

As a master MS Painter myself, I'm fascinated by the methods people use sometimes. Like when redacting information like a magic marker matters, and you obviously have no fine motor skills with a mouse, why are you using a brush tool? And why is it red? Why wouldn't you use the filled rectangular tool, or stretch the background margin with Select over the info you don't want seen? I can at least appreciate the effort in splitting up that column into three for a more palatable ratio and how they roughly align. His efforts and thoughtfulness just seem all over the place, spotty with no consistency.


that dank Twiki holding the ALLY sign though, bidi-bidi-bidi


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I think this game keeps coming up because despite its lukewarm PC release, it got ported to consoles. It's even on the Nintendo Switch lol. But anyways some tranny wrote an article critical of the game's Trump-like plot where a midwestern town's industry goes down the shitter so the boomer adults start a cult to bring back jobs and prosperity to the town, she got roasted for it online, and Bob rushed to her defense(because he's Ally #1) and just took huge shits on the game for xer. Nothing was accomplished. And pay no mind that the devs are super-lefty and the game is filled with queer and bi-curious animal degeneracy in the first place.

Im more surprised Bobo or the tranny didnt bust a blood vessel because the queer and bi shit isnt even given any spotlights or treated as a special thing, its seriously just casual shit that pops up in the games conversation. Hell, I thought theyd throw hate shit because the game approaches mental illness shit as well...a serious issue rather than "oh yer a special snowflake because yer fucked in the skull"

 

[Mola Ram]

Everyone is focused on the chicken, but how much rice is that? It looks piled on, and it dwarfs the chicken breasts. And wasn't Bob just talking about how important it is to eat vegetables? That rice looks like it has maybe one carrot in it.

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And pack it in boys, he knows we know about the chicken.

It's so accepted by now that Bob tweets 24/7 that no one much remarks on it anymore, but I have to point out the timestamp for that tweet is the ass-crack of dawn: just before 5 AM. Seems more likely it was shortly before he crashed than it is he had just gotten up. With that kind of sleep schedule, no wonder he's in such fantastic shape.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

With that kind of sleep schedule, no wonder he's in such fantastic shape.

Indeed. I didn't know that sleep deprivation was the key to bench pressing 310.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

not even game-related, in this context "tankies" are "libtards that don't follow the exact same social justice I do rigorously." Troons and their allies throw it around on twitter to describe people who politically ought to be on their side but haven't committed fully or still have some problematic beliefs front-and-center(TERFs mostly, immigration fence-sitters, etc)

"Tankies" is supposed to refer to Stalinist and Maoist commies and their associated apologism; I want to say it's really supposed to refer directly and solely to Maoists (because the Chinks will happily run down dissent with tanks), but I've seen it used to refer to any hardline Marxists, so I'm not 100% on that.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Need I remind you of the Bob Chipman Mac & Cheese Holocaust of Thanksgiving 2018?

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You surely need a 12 gauge mouthwash after "eating" that crap.

 

[Haramburger]

"Tankies" is supposed to refer to Stalinist and Maoist commies and their associated apologism; I want to say it's really supposed to refer directly and solely to Maoists (because the Chinks will happily run down dissent with tanks), but I've seen it used to refer to any hardline Marxists, so I'm not 100% on that.

It's really awful internet slang. I bet if you could get 10 lefties to reply to "what does tankies mean," you'd get 10 different answers of varying distance to one another.

Spoiler

This one's probably the best; " It broadened to any Paladin of the Left who ever speaks to a conservaskeleton instead of smiting it on sight."

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

"Tankies" is supposed to refer to Stalinist and Maoist commies and their associated apologism; I want to say it's really supposed to refer directly and solely to Maoists (because the Chinks will happily run down dissent with tanks), but I've seen it used to refer to any hardline Marxists, so I'm not 100% on that.

It was first used with reference to the British Communist supporters of the USSR when they sent an invasion force (including tanks) into Czechoslovakia in 1968, although the sort of hardline Communist attitude that cheers on literally crushing dissenters from Communism with tanks would obviously approve of the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989 as well.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I feel he’s confusing being fat with being marginalized.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob's ignorance, as ever, is unfathomable.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Bob's ignorance, as ever, is unfathomable.

as unfathomable as what's in his skin folds

 

[Koby_Fish]

not even game-related, in this context "tankies" are "libtards that don't follow the exact same social justice I do rigorously." Troons and their allies throw it around on twitter to describe people who politically ought to be on their side but haven't committed fully or still have some problematic beliefs front-and-center(TERFs mostly, immigration fence-sitters, etc)

"Tankie" used to mean Hardcore Stalinist, interestingly enough (until the IngSoc Justice crowd decided to abuse it).

 

[RockVolnutt]

"I'm a cis-straight white guy, I get to be fine no matter what happens"

This dude's serious.

 

[CamelCursive]

Bob, if Fascism was actually on the rise in the West, you'd have already been disposed of using the cheapest and most efficient means possible.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob's ignorance, as ever, is unfathomable.

Bob (and the far-left in general's) definition of fascism: anyone who holds beliefs that don't align with mine 100%.

 

[elder god]

"I'm a cis-straight white guy, I get to be fine no matter what happens"

This dude's serious.

Considering he doesn't leave his basement for anything but food and beetus meds, he'll be fine until insulin supplies run low.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Considering he doesn't leave his basement for anything but food and beetus meds, he'll be fine until insulin supplies run low.

Ahh, you're here. Good. We've got a problem. A big one. The controller chip for our insulin purification system has given up the ghost. Can't make a new one and the process is too complicated for a work around system. Simply put, we're running out of insulin pens. No insulin, no Vault.

This is crucial to our survival. And frankly, I...I think you're the only hope we have. You need to go find us another controller chip. We estimate we have four to five months before the Vault runs out of insulin. We need that chip. I've marked your map with the location of another Vault. Not a bad place to start I think.

Look, just be safe, OK?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So I know his reviews don't get posted a lot on here, but since he's back on The Escapist, the shots of him in person behind a green screen that he used on Geek are present here.

Anyway, if you thought Black Panther creamed his pants, you won't believe it but he gave Godzilla: King of the Monsters a 10/10 rating, when the movie is currently rotten at 38% at Rotten Tomatoes.

 

[8777BB5]

So I know his reviews don't get posted a lot on here, but since he's back on The Escapist, the shots of him in person behind a green screen that he used on Geek are present here.

Anyway, if you thought Black Panther creamed his pants, you won't believe it but he gave Godzilla: King of the Monsters a 10/10 rating, when the movie is currently rotten at 38% at Rotten Tomatoes.

You know I would really really hate to be an SJW. Imagine having to force yourself to go up to bat to like shitty movies/books/TV shows just so you can boast how woke you are and get one over on your "enemies." It's like that story the Emperor's New Clothes, only if that child who pointed out the emperor was naked was severely punished and deplatformed.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

"I'm a cis-straight white guy, I get to be fine no matter what happens"

This dude's serious.

More proof that these idiots don't believe their own nonsense. If actual right-wing racists were in power, race traitors like Bob and all his odious SJW "friends" would be the first to be rounded up. You wouldn't want them hindering the racial pogroms later, would you?

 

[CamelCursive]

You know I would really really hate to be an SJW. Imagine having to force yourself to go up to bat to like shitty movies/books/TV shows just so you can boast how woke you are and get one over on your "enemies."

Just imagine- you're so worried about the approval of the most fickle and irrational people on the planet, so you have to make sure that whatever your opinion (or at least the opinion you express) is tailored specifically to appease these people. You're walking on eggshells, and every statement you make is being scrutinized and dissected. Every thought you share is a stroll through a minefield. It's a house of cards, and you have to hold your breath and make no sudden movements. Holy fucking shit, how can someone subject themselves to that kind of fucking abuse?

That's gotta explain why so many of them are rife with stress-related/stress-accelerated mental and/or physical issues. It's like constantly being with a histrionic psycho bitch that will cut your tires or poison your food if you dump her, and living with her is a constant struggle to appease her or facing her screaming meltdowns and abuse.

Oddly, this also ties into my theory on why so many SJW males eventually marry disgusting, obnoxious, controlling psycho whores that want to completely subjugate their husband and fuck men on the side (note that I did not say "other" men, I don't want these creatures to get the idea they're men). A lifetime of being an omega male in the heirarchy isn't something that can be broken, so they'll desperately cling to whatever will accept them- whether it be a mate or a social group that 'respects' them.

This desperate struggle to appease the SJW's reminds me of the video I watched where Sadaam Hussein purged the Ba'ath Party in 1979, when he called them to assembly and started naming off 'conspirators'. As he was rattling the names off, dudes would stand up and start proclaiming undying loyalty to the Party and to Sadaam- in the hopes he wouldn't have them hauled off to execute them. Moviebob strikes me as one of those whimpering fools, desperate to ensure he wasn't labeled one of the 'traitors'. (Video from a documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLUktJbp2Ug )