Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Rei is shit]

The struggle of being a youtuber...

Add another person bob is smarter than to the list.

Oh no the serial harassers get called out big time. I guess screen capping tweets isn't bad now...

And just why did he take a bunch of screencaps of these two? We'll this is what happened yesterday.

Here is bobs cap

Spoiler

todd lynch is the name he censored

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

It's astounding, but Bob posted another picture of the chicken where it looks underbaked and dripping with salmonella. The twitter thread where it's discussed responds appropriately.
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Mountain Dew marinated chicken. My sides just catapulted themselves into earth orbit.
Have fun eating that half raw piece of salmonella bomber, Bob. Be sure to post pictures of your exploded porcellain throne afterwards.

 

[Knyttet]

It's astounding, but Bob posted another picture of the chicken where it looks underbaked and dripping with salmonella. The twitter thread where it's discussed responds appropriately.
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Holy fuck! That might be the most unappetizing chicken I've ever seen!

And he was SO PROUD of this abomination that he shared it on social media! Imagine being that delusional.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Holy fuck! That might be the most unappetizing chicken I've ever seen!

And he was SO PROUD of this abomination that he shared it on social media! Imagine being that delusional.

Even prison food looks better than the shit Bob the blob can put up for food.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Anyone have context for Bob claiming to have friends?

 

[Ken Rosenberg]

It’s sad when you can’t even root for someone when their arguing with chapofag internet commies.

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Anyone have context for Bob claiming to have friends?

Wait a second, let’s rewind a little bit. Does Bob really think he’s a comedian? We haven’t been laughing with you Bob.

 

[Mola Ram]

Holy fuck! That might be the most unappetizing chicken I've ever seen!

And he was SO PROUD of this abomination that he shared it on social media! Imagine being that delusional.

Need I remind you of the Bob Chipman Mac & Cheese Holocaust of Thanksgiving 2018?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I was hoping nobody would repost the literal "skin and mold casserole"

Truly the superior man.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I have a sneaking suspicion that the vast majority of that casserole was eaten exclusively by Bob. Everyone else maybe took a tiny portion and left it uneaten on their plate to be surreptitiously scraped off in the trash when Bob wasn't looking.

 

[Mola Ram]

I have a sneaking suspicion that the vast majority of that casserole was eaten exclusively by Bob. Everyone else maybe took a tiny portion and left it uneaten on their plate to be surreptitiously scraped off in the trash when Bob wasn't looking.

According to Bob, the family Chipman "tore into" the casserole before he could get a decent snap of it (one wonders why he didn't take a picture of it in his own kitchen if he wanted one). True or not, I like his unintentional implication of his family as a pack of snarling animals fighting over a tray of steaming garbage.

 

[thismanlies]

Add another person bob is smarter than to the list.

Figured it was only a matter of time before he weighed in on this.

But I'll give him credit. He was just on the verge of self awareness when he said "my goofy ass." He'd be on the road to recovery if he'd say "My goofy ass should be smart enough to tell the difference between a Nazi and someone I disagree with, but it's not."

 

[RedAntz]

It's astounding, but Bob posted another picture of the chicken where it looks underbaked and dripping with salmonella. The twitter thread where it's discussed responds appropriately.
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Everyone is focused on the chicken, but how much rice is that? It looks piled on, and it dwarfs the chicken breasts. And wasn't Bob just talking about how important it is to eat vegetables? That rice looks like it has maybe one carrot in it.

And pack it in boys, he knows we know about the chicken.

 

[Haramburger]

Here is bobs cap
todd lynch is the name he censored

As a master MS Painter myself, I'm fascinated by the methods people use sometimes. Like when redacting information like a magic marker matters, and you obviously have no fine motor skills with a mouse, why are you using a brush tool? And why is it red? Why wouldn't you use the filled rectangular tool, or stretch the background margin with Select over the info you don't want seen? I can at least appreciate the effort in splitting up that column into three for a more palatable ratio and how they roughly align. His efforts and thoughtfulness just seem all over the place, spotty with no consistency.

Is that supposed to be a portrait of MovieBob? They would have done better to just draw a picture of the Mountain Dew chicken wearing a mini-Mario T-shirt.

that dank Twiki holding the ALLY sign though, bidi-bidi-bidi

I remember there was also some online drama when developer of the Night in the Woods game shit on Bob, and he's part of similar leftist crowd.

I think this game keeps coming up because despite its lukewarm PC release, it got ported to consoles. It's even on the Nintendo Switch lol. But anyways some tranny wrote an article critical of the game's Trump-like plot where a midwestern town's industry goes down the shitter so the boomer adults start a cult to bring back jobs and prosperity to the town, she got roasted for it online, and Bob rushed to her defense(because he's Ally #1) and just took huge shits on the game for xer. Nothing was accomplished. And pay no mind that the devs are super-lefty and the game is filled with queer and bi-curious animal degeneracy in the first place.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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I think this game keeps coming up because despite its lukewarm PC release, it got ported to consoles. It's even on the Nintendo Switch lol. But anyways some tranny wrote an article critical of the game's Trump-like plot where a midwestern town's industry goes down the shitter so the boomer adults start a cult to bring back jobs and prosperity to the town, she got roasted for it online, and Bob rushed to her defense(because he's Ally #1) and just took huge shits on the game for xer. Nothing was accomplished. And pay no mind that the devs are super-lefty and the game is filled with queer and bi-curious animal degeneracy in the first place.

I don't get the "for tankies" connection but that could be because I never played the game.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Need I remind you of the Bob Chipman Mac & Cheese Holocaust of Thanksgiving 2018?

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Is that mold? Even if it's not mold is he seriously proud it looks that way?

 

[Mola Ram]

Is that mold? Even if it's not mold is he seriously proud it looks that way?

The crust, apparently, consists of bleu cheese and chicken skin. Yes, this is supposed to be a casserole and not a giant ipecac.

 

[elder god]

The struggle of being a youtuber...

I'm pretty sure most people who Bob talks about being a youtuber to say things like "get away from me you creep" and "I'm calling the cops". I don't think anybody would really be amazed that a basement dwelling dweeb is on youtube for a living instead of doing something like real work. At best, they'd humor him until they can get the hell out of that conversation.

Everyone is focused on the chicken, but how much rice is that? It looks piled on, and it dwarfs the chicken breasts. And wasn't Bob just talking about how important it is to eat vegetables? That rice looks like it has maybe one carrot in it.

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And pack it in boys, he knows we know about the chicken.

"Six year old tweets" buddy, we're referencing tweets from last month, and you are the one who put that cooking out there, and were so proud of it until people started laughing at you.

 

[Haramburger]

I don't get the "for tankies" connection but that could be because I never played the game.

not even game-related, in this context "tankies" are "libtards that don't follow the exact same social justice I do rigorously." Troons and their allies throw it around on twitter to describe people who politically ought to be on their side but haven't committed fully or still have some problematic beliefs front-and-center(TERFs mostly, immigration fence-sitters, etc)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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And pack it in boys, he knows we know about the chicken.

Ohs no! What have I wrought!? What cruel fate have I brought upon my beloved gossip farm?! First Yaniv pulls his balls out of his butthole to directly challenge Null and now this!?!

*DFE mode activated*

I really like how he calls out the “channer scum” and then ponders about the harassment blog that this info came from which. To me that implies he knows this didn’t come from one of the boards to which I infer that he both knows about not only the farms but this forum in particular and either has someone report back to him or reads it himself. Which makes think:

How wild would it be if Bobbyboi had some sort Mundane Matt level of google alert? Every time some little no name rag merely mentions The Moviebob Bob Chipman he gets a notification! And since I’m already down this road I’m going to imagine that he pulls a Narcissa and reads the forum while crying.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I wasn't aware that Kiwi Farms was a blog. The more you know, I guess.