Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,600
He took a break from the only social media that he has any followers on, right as he started trying to ‘promo the heck out of’ his stalkers anthem. Hmmmmmmmm

I actually though he was hiding from us here after he had to find the link for the DMCA takedown notice. The timing of his reappearance proves me wrong though. 30 days ban huh? He’s gonna lose his account the next time he harasses a woman who knows where the report button is.
 
The first thing he did upon returning to Facebook was delete a quasi-controversial post that he made regarding a food processing plant employee that was killed after falling into a meat grinder. News agencies published these articles on April 23 and April 24; Russ went silent very shortly thereafter. If he “took a break,” why would he wait to remove what many might consider to be an insensitive post?

30-day ban.
 
Thank goodness. Between Rusty being kind of quiet and the other cow I follow getting new teeth and being boring until this weekend, I was in need of new content (although Citracett's video was amazing).

I'm sure there's going to be a rush of postings from him in the next 48 hours, like he has to be ready to burst after that 30 day hiatus right? :optimistic:
 
A fantastic video from @TheGreatCitracett, made my whole week. It used a bunch of assets I had completely forgotten about, like Kayli's fan art and the 8-bit Owl Freeman. Definitely a hilariously fun timeline of some of the greatest stuff Russ has either danced, written, or inspired. Thanks!

Looks like that Swedish airplay netted him 2 viewers... in Taiwan.

Mister International, indeed!
I like to think those two listeners from Taiwan found out about him through the Taiwanese "Magical Star Buddy" article, and are now following him in their own little kiwi-esque circle all the way across the globe.
 
If people on the radio think his story is ridiculous enough maybe he will get famous. Not for the reasons he wants though
 

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If people on the radio think his story is ridiculous enough maybe he will get famous. Not for the reasons he wants though View attachment 776697
I kind of can’t believe his long-awaited Massive PR Push is just paying nobody pay-for-play stations to tun his song five times. But I can also kind of totally believe it.
 
I kind of can’t believe his long-awaited Massive PR Push is just paying nobody pay-for-play stations to tun his song five times. But I can also kind of totally believe it.
lol at stupid internet stalkers who can't understand what your song being played on the radio means. It's just a matter of time until record company execs and a panty-less Tay break down his door to get a piece of this incredible man.
 
A fantastic video from @TheGreatCitracett, made my whole week. It used a bunch of assets I had completely forgotten about, like Kayli's fan art and the 8-bit Owl Freeman. Definitely a hilariously fun timeline of some of the greatest stuff Russ has either danced, written, or inspired. Thanks!


I like to think those two listeners from Taiwan found out about him through the Taiwanese "Magical Star Buddy" article, and are now following him in their own little kiwi-esque circle all the way across the globe.
I reckon the couple of Taiwanese listeners were people he paid for reviews on Fiverr. Probably explains a couple of the other listeners too.

Why would we go to Russ's soundcloud, when we can go to youtube and listen to the song with @TheGreatCitracett's awesome video to go along with it? Everyone knows songs need a decent video to really get cross-platform appeal. Russ fails at something obvious (this time pr) once again.
 
I kind of can’t believe his long-awaited Massive PR Push is just paying nobody pay-for-play stations to tun his song five times. But I can also kind of totally believe it.
Russell is just like every self-published (or, worse, published by scammers such as PublishAmerica/AmericaStar) author I've ever dealt with.

They don't understand how the publishing industry works, and how books get from the author's manuscript to printed and bound copies on bookstore shelves. They also don't understand how promoting a book so it stands a snowball's chance of actually selling works.

But their ignorance doesn't stop them, so they decide to self-publish their books (or use a scam publisher), and do all their own promotion. They'll start a blog! They'll create a Facebook page for themselves! They'll post a promotional video on YouTube! They'll have bookmarks printed, and slip them inside books that actually made it onto bookstore shelves! They'll get their local bookstore to carry their book (actually, they won't, because no store wants to stock a book that won't sell)! They'll pay for reviews on Amazon and GoodReads!

Russell has no fucking clue how the music industry works. He doesn't know how songwriters get started in their careers. He doesn't know how artists get paired up with new songs. He doesn't know how those songs, once recorded, get promoted, get airplay, and get out there in front of their intended audience.

But he's not going to let his utter ignorance stop him. And so, as with would-be authors of bad books who decide to self-publish and promote their own books, there are plenty of individuals and companies who are more than happy to take Russell's money for services that are effectively useless, but allow him, in his ignorance, to believe he's actually done something that will raise his song's profile and get it heard by influential people--or at least create a grassroots "buzz" among listeners that will catch the attention of music biz insiders.

And of course none of these pay-for-play strategies ever work; they're dead fucking useless. But at least, in this case, rather than suffer the hair-pulling frustration of clueless authors who insist upon self-publishing their shitty books, I can relax and laugh at Russell's idiocy.
 
His massive PR push: paying people on fivr to write reviews, paying for play on radio stations nobody has ever listened to, and now that he’s unbanned, posting about it a few times a day.

He better be careful where he spams it-like that song-writing group. They don’t seem to friendly to him. He probably won’t even pay for a boosted post on Facebook. (Not that it will help). He doesn’t even understand hashtags.

Interesting that he banned that meat grinder post. Did he actually realize how disgusting it was, or was it part of whatever got him zucked??

I’d love to know exactly why he got banned but I guess we’ll never know for sure. Certainly some sort of harassment.
 
Yeah I'm also curious why he got banned, and why he took down the meat grinder post. I'm surprised he did, as God knows how many posts hes made about a woman being killed.

I wonder how frustrated he was during the ban. A break away from Facebook could have made him realize he didnt need it, and that was addicted and wasting his life away on it, but nope he comes right back on promoting his song, pretending like nothing happened and claiming his break was his decision. God bless that man
 
Feels good to get a nice review I didn't pay for in the comments of a review Russ did pay for. And from the absolutely not fake and totally real Austin Swift, no less!

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Can't wait to hang out like brothers and go fishing with him once he sets me up with Taylor!

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Spedpop is my new favorite word. And genre.
 

All things in the video came from here or ED. Made a bunch of the gifs and other stuff myself. Let me know if you'd like any of the still pics from it.

And a big thanks to @BIG DADDY, @Yellow Yam Scam, and @Swedishcrepes02 because I used some of your awesome contributions pretty noticeably.

Well fucking done, this should definitely be in the OP. A perfect snapshot of the cow that is russ.

:winner:x100
 
Spedpop is my new favorite word. And genre.

Agreed.

At first I was liking "Plightcore" but I feel that's more like Disturbed if Russ wrote the lyrics.

Well here I come I'm droppin' plights
I'm droppin' plights
Plights on your ass bitch
Plights on your ass
Here I come
I'm droppin' plights
 
Agreed.

At first I was liking "Plightcore" but I feel that's more like Disturbed if Russ wrote the lyrics.

Well here I come I'm droppin' plights
I'm droppin' plights
Plights on your ass bitch
Plights on your ass
Here I come
I'm droppin' plights
Plightcore is a good one too and they don't have to be mutually exclusive. Plightcore spedpop would describe Russ's music perfectly, methinks.
Ah, I love KF :heart-full:
 
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