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Man I must be really fucking behind then, I figured Dispatch would be the one putting out those kind of numbers, has he completely fucked off at this point?
š· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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Pretty much everyone has. The fact that he's such a horrible piece of shit combined with how boring his shows have gotten has combined to make nobody really give enough of a fuck to follow him anymore.
Imnotretardedimjustme
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Atleast it canĀ“t get worse.
But it did get worse...
| Date (mm/dd) | Limo (bit) | Dollars (usd) | Rate per hour (usd) | us minimum wage (usd) |
| 06/01 | 1.61k | 18.5 | 9.73 | 7.25 |
| 05/31 | 3.23k | 36.65 | 14.09 | |
| 05/30 | 3.84k | 41.8 | 15.71 | |
| 05/29 | 903.70 | 10.26 | 3.85 | |
| 05/28 | 220.74 | 2.5 | 0.90 |
He is not going on your podcast anymore Ralph get it trough your thick skull
Also the gunts top men
| Name | Total: Limo (bit) | Total: Dollar (usd) |
| Poleythepolarbear | 17.78k | 201 |
| Deathwatch | 14.88k (most likely one timer donor) | 168 |
| Lokievola | 14.88k (most likely one timer donor) | 168 |
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It's been roughly a week since our last pay pig breakdown. New developments have arisen since the David Stay stream and the other past shows this week. While the shameless gifting off a Jim topic may have netted him some extra viewers and some more "Lino" than usual, it lost him Patrons. With the current rate of Lino, his gamble of shameless E-Grifting lost more than it gained.
On our last breakdown Ralph had 141 Patrons. He has now dropped to 133. If we assume that all of the patrons were $1 tier (which is being generous) he lost a guaranteed $8 a month for a one time payment of maybe $10 for a single night.
If his usual trend holds steady, he will not gain back patrons that he loses by any great degree. So he sacrificed 8 donators for one night of internet gibs. (this is assuming the David Stay interview is what caused the break off)
The "New Project 2" has had no discernible change. He is still sitting at 10 donators with a monthly pull of $67 a month.
Also we will include graphs once again and an archive to the Graphtreon link.
archive.fo
On our last breakdown Ralph had 141 Patrons. He has now dropped to 133. If we assume that all of the patrons were $1 tier (which is being generous) he lost a guaranteed $8 a month for a one time payment of maybe $10 for a single night.
If his usual trend holds steady, he will not gain back patrons that he loses by any great degree. So he sacrificed 8 donators for one night of internet gibs. (this is assuming the David Stay interview is what caused the break off)
The "New Project 2" has had no discernible change. He is still sitting at 10 donators with a monthly pull of $67 a month.
Also we will include graphs once again and an archive to the Graphtreon link.
Ethan Ralph: Patreon Earnings + Statistics + Graphs + Rank
archived 2 Jun 2019 23:48:18 UTC
It's that time again my dudes. Now this slipped past me yesterday, but Ralph put up a patreon Update yesterday (5/25/19) in the morning. He "apologized" for being out of it on the show and for being lackluster in his performance. He played the "muh dad died" violin for himself again.
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Now you may ask yourself: how did his patrons take this shitty apology? More of them left.
Ralph was sitting at 144 at the time of our last breakdown. He is still hiding his donation total and has not revealed it out of shame. So after this sad sack apology and trying to drum up a scrap of pity donations from the paypigs, he lost more patrons bringing the total now to 141.
His sad sack story seemed to have worked on the pigs at 'New Project 2' though. he got an additional supporter there, bringing the total now up to 10... the kicker though, its still the same donation total of $67 a month...
Apparently he must have lost some number of supporters then gained some back at lower donation amounts. So even with an extra supporter there now he is not getting a cent more
https://archive.fo/R233x
Old 'New Project 2' archive for comparison
Ralph did tweet about these updates to his paypig accounts as well yesterday. The interaction on these tweets is abysmal for an account with 35k followers.
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He copied the apology likely verbatim to New Project 2.
Also our Felon is streaming on Dlive for his Patron stream tonight.
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Will he pull off a hail mary and get any more supporters tonight? I doubt it. As previously, all former patreon updates are autisticly below. Also included a couple graphs from Social blade, compliments to the Cowboys. In case anybody wants a visual representation and just a staggering look at how far Ralph has fallen.
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I would agree with that. He has been kneecapped to the level that he won't piss other streamers off on the platform as bad since there is no contest that he is bringing over 4000 fans over to win instantly. I don't forsee him starting beef with another DLive streamer, but he doesn't have an in with the owners of this site like he did at Stream.me He won't get people being banned off the website at his whim and will have almost no backing from staff as they try to pander to more people to keep this weird Pewdiepie partnership they started going. Ralph has no hand left to play and is at the mercy of everybody else now.
So since the last time I publicly did the numbers, Ralph was sitting at 148 patrons on Patreon. That number did drop to 145 a couple days later which I archived without posting publicly about.
Now considering what just happened with Ralph having his archiver's channel deleted, a clipping channel burnt on the altar and Memology losing some channel privledges at the expense of doing Ralph a favor, you would think he might get a Sargon situation. His fans would see him in his time of need and rush in to pump some money into his public donation bucket and keep the Gunt afloat... You would be wrong. While this isn't a substantial change, Ralph lost an additional patron on Patreon bringing his number now down to 144 after being essentially showed the door by Youtube once again.
His darkest days have no shinning light at the end. Even when he is being pushed further in the dark, people are so sick of his shit that they would rather take that few grubby dollars out of his hand rather than let him keep them.
Once again like the last update, there have been no changes to his "New Project 2". Those 9 valiant souls giving on Masterson's platform will not be swayed by what ever fiendish plans devised by those dastardly Kiwis or those Loveable scamps at /Cow/.
This update will return again in due time to track our way down to 0 supporters.
Well I said a couple weeks but the numbers changed recently so the archive has been updated. Ralph has lost 9 additional patrons from just 4 days ago. Maybe posting about it reminded some people they are still funding him and they went and hit cancel? Who knows, just looking forward to that sub 100.
New Project 2 numbers have not altered since last update.
I did scroll down the page some to realize that Ralph is still supporting Metokur on Patreon. Despite the light jabs that Jim has made at the gunt, he was not swayed in his loyalty/fear of Jim.
Going to keep this Tracking going since @DispatchCommit is an inglorious faggot who can't be relied on since he got bored.
Ralph has lost even more patrons since my last archive. He was sitting at 170 and is now declined to 157. 13 people have jumped off the fund a fat fuck brigade.
Ralph's new project 2 has decreased by one. He was at 10 contributors with a monthly donation amount of $67 now he is at 9 contributors with a donation amount of $63. Five more dollars have been lost which would have been valuable Maker's Mark Money.
[previous posts for reference]
Well he is sitting at 197 patrons on patreon with the amount hidden. Guess it's embarrassing to show. No Telling. Even if they were all $10 patrons that's only $1,970 a month. Hardly enough to buy Marker's Mark nightly and support both himself and Andy Warski now. Also I recall when he switched phones because his number was doxed by Cow that he got a phone through Cricket or some other bargain bin phone carrier. You don't sign up for a carrier like that if you have money.
His new project 2 account is a joke. 9 supporters with a total of $67 a month
me thinks that Ralph might be having the real money problems right now.
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Its not possible, Ralph Watched multiple people fall: Baked Alaska, Kraut, Sargon, Tonka, Andy and JF, All the other smaller IBS, leaving him remaining.
Jim told him what to do and even complemented him on doing it once upon a time: "Let people scream at each other, sit back and let the Superberries roll in." Dont make friends on the internet youll regret it like everyone before you Ralph"
and what did he do?
Made friends with that cokehead leaf and stayed by him as shit got more and more exeptional, losing CRP and JF viewers
allied with Zoom that pedo toxic killjoy who killed IBS the last time
Finally commenting on his own thread on Kiwi farms fighting with both Josh and the other kiwis
Hes botched redemption so many times it almost amounts to how many trash burgers hes eaten
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Imagine being so pathetic that you have to throw 201 at this morbidly obese alcoholic cuck just to get some assemblance of gratification in your life.
I will never understand the mindset of a paypig. It's fucking mind boggling and it's a bigger problem than we realize that has gone ignored for too long.
JamFlowMan
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It's way too late to do anything about it now. Twitch and tons of other websites are based on getting people to throw money away. YouTube the ads went to shit and they started demonetizing streaming is almost mandatory. Everyone who could do something about it won't because they're making bank off of these people.
It won't be long, hell it probably already happened, where you see people showing up on day time talk shows talking about being addicted to giving money to streamers. It's the camgirl model without an age restriction. At least know you aren't the only one who doesn't understand throwing people money for playing a video game or doing a live podcast.
Imnotretardedimjustme
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Its never something fun or insightfull either.
Oh gee wiz, poleythepolarbear donated 100 dollars. "148 gang gang" How creative!
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Odd, still gets about 600 live viewers even on that shitty dlive thing.
In his defence, doing streams making incomprehensible gunt sounds is far superior to any nigger tier minimum wage job.
And in my defence, several pages up I've stated that the gunt is now obsolete, not worth putting effort into making parody videos anymore, and I was correct.
Did he address the "cheating allegations"? I do not trust Zoom.
In his defence, doing streams making incomprehensible gunt sounds is far superior to any nigger tier minimum wage job.
And in my defence, several pages up I've stated that the gunt is now obsolete, not worth putting effort into making parody videos anymore, and I was correct.
Did he address the "cheating allegations"? I do not trust Zoom.
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Well everybody seems lethargic about tracking the GuntFall. I'm not giving up dammit.
Ralph has been in rare form for 2 days now. Thursday he missed his own show from likely drinking too much and slept through an alarm he had to set to wake up at 9 something at night... i shit you not.
Tweet | Archive
Well as i was going through my daily browsing I noticed this image pop up via the loveable cowboys
Ralph was apparently missing his Friday show for the second day in a row. So I started to investigate.
His audience was muttering to themselves and grumbling. The air in the chat was "WE ARE NOT HAPPY"
I even investigated a couple of the people complaining. They are regular watchers of the show and one is a regular contributor of Lino.
Then the Ralph account showed up in chat to wryly answer one question... then he went live shortly afterwards.
So currently his channel is on stream right now just screen mirroring Soph's show and the chat is freaking out because there is no audio and the Gunt is not talking or typing in chat at all. Some are speculating there is a hack, others are saying he has lost it, some are saying he's a lazy pile of shit and just trying to boost Soph's numbers while coping out of doing a show ONCE again.
So the jury is still out and who knows. If it's a hack then Ralph is dumb for having shit tier account security and nobody cared to inform him. If he's literally silently mirroring Soph's current livestream and just taking the chat abuse then he has lost it. Maybe he put that gun in his mouth and offed himself in minecraft *gator hit the soundboard* Either way the Gunt has Not tweeted since yesterday with his missing thursday show tweet. At least one person I could find in a twitter search gave enough of a fuck to tweet to ralph.... one...
Tweet | Archive
later another of the gunt gaurd emerged after ralph's stream had been on and off for a while... so 2 people actually cared... lol
Tweet | Archive
But this needed to be tracked and posted about while the rest of you stood by and had lives or something. Where were you when the Gunt was (insert whatever happened here)?
EDIT:
The trashfire is still smoldering boys. Gator and @Flamenco are on the case to save poor @theralph 's channel. They are invetigamagating the crime of who hacked the Gunt's stream and stole all his trashburgers while he slept on a mountain of empty maker's mark bottles.
Gator later walks back that statement of Ralph never posting in chat by saying it was a "fake account". Maybe... Maybe not
The story is still unfolding. The stream has froze on a still image of Soph's stream with still no audio
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So the stream is still frozen and the audience is starting to leave in droves. Got a few more captures, but those aren't really interesting besides some committed soccer moms who gunt shield the show coming in the offer their two cents. Currently Fagmenco is streaming with Gator Discount Jim and they are shooting the shit like everything isn't that bad. The hack story is looking kind of weak since they seem to be very nonchalant about the whole thing on stream. There was even a nervous laugh had by them as they looked at the latest Metokur tweet.
Tweet | Archive
They are obviously deathly afraid to make one wrong statement to any obscure criticism that Jim slings in their direction. To the point that Flamenco changes his account name to Poncho just to be "in on the joke" instead of the butt of it like he is. I've never seen a bigger bunch of pussies before.
Ralph has been in rare form for 2 days now. Thursday he missed his own show from likely drinking too much and slept through an alarm he had to set to wake up at 9 something at night... i shit you not.
Tweet | Archive
Well as i was going through my daily browsing I noticed this image pop up via the loveable cowboys
Ralph was apparently missing his Friday show for the second day in a row. So I started to investigate.
His audience was muttering to themselves and grumbling. The air in the chat was "WE ARE NOT HAPPY"
I even investigated a couple of the people complaining. They are regular watchers of the show and one is a regular contributor of Lino.
Then the Ralph account showed up in chat to wryly answer one question... then he went live shortly afterwards.
So currently his channel is on stream right now just screen mirroring Soph's show and the chat is freaking out because there is no audio and the Gunt is not talking or typing in chat at all. Some are speculating there is a hack, others are saying he has lost it, some are saying he's a lazy pile of shit and just trying to boost Soph's numbers while coping out of doing a show ONCE again.
So the jury is still out and who knows. If it's a hack then Ralph is dumb for having shit tier account security and nobody cared to inform him. If he's literally silently mirroring Soph's current livestream and just taking the chat abuse then he has lost it. Maybe he put that gun in his mouth and offed himself in minecraft *gator hit the soundboard* Either way the Gunt has Not tweeted since yesterday with his missing thursday show tweet. At least one person I could find in a twitter search gave enough of a fuck to tweet to ralph.... one...
Tweet | Archive
later another of the gunt gaurd emerged after ralph's stream had been on and off for a while... so 2 people actually cared... lol
Tweet | Archive
But this needed to be tracked and posted about while the rest of you stood by and had lives or something. Where were you when the Gunt was (insert whatever happened here)?
EDIT:
The trashfire is still smoldering boys. Gator and @Flamenco are on the case to save poor @theralph 's channel. They are invetigamagating the crime of who hacked the Gunt's stream and stole all his trashburgers while he slept on a mountain of empty maker's mark bottles.
Gator later walks back that statement of Ralph never posting in chat by saying it was a "fake account". Maybe... Maybe not
The story is still unfolding. The stream has froze on a still image of Soph's stream with still no audio
Edit continued:
So the stream is still frozen and the audience is starting to leave in droves. Got a few more captures, but those aren't really interesting besides some committed soccer moms who gunt shield the show coming in the offer their two cents. Currently Fagmenco is streaming with Gator Discount Jim and they are shooting the shit like everything isn't that bad. The hack story is looking kind of weak since they seem to be very nonchalant about the whole thing on stream. There was even a nervous laugh had by them as they looked at the latest Metokur tweet.
Tweet | Archive
They are obviously deathly afraid to make one wrong statement to any obscure criticism that Jim slings in their direction. To the point that Flamenco changes his account name to Poncho just to be "in on the joke" instead of the butt of it like he is. I've never seen a bigger bunch of pussies before.
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harlito
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Someone on Flamenco's stream said they called the cops and sent them to Ralph's house for a welfare check and supposedly everything was fine.
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yes, that would be @DispatchCommit who claimed to have called it in, supposedly.
this was posted on /Cow/ as well
Lord Akira
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So is "hacking" now being added to the list of reasons why
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Well the theory has evolved more to the side of Ethan was drunk. This is coming from Fagmenco's livestream with Gator. They are joking it off as "he just got too drunk guise lols". I'm eaning in that direction as well. Most the people who would hack him would have had fun with it. I think Ralph may have accidentally went live while trying to watch his favorite underage female streamer and totally not plan to beat off to her.
If he tries to go the hack route i expect him to get the same level of scrutiny that Andy got.
kadoink
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3 ways Ralph could salvage his show:
1) Apologize for shitty past behavior and promise to be better
2) Follow through on promise.
3) Put new life into show by being more entertaining. Have a section of the show dedicated to weird fucking news of the day, share funny local lore, do something more engaging than what your doing now.
I'd like to see Ralph beat Donga, but Ralph cant even beat Ralph right now.
1) Apologize for shitty past behavior and promise to be better
2) Follow through on promise.
3) Put new life into show by being more entertaining. Have a section of the show dedicated to weird fucking news of the day, share funny local lore, do something more engaging than what your doing now.
I'd like to see Ralph beat Donga, but Ralph cant even beat Ralph right now.
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3 ways Ralph can make the world better.
1) Katana to throat
2) Long run off short cliff
3) Find a real job
Rabbi Yehonatan
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I think the show is beyond saving. The only way Ralph can get attention is another visit to the prison. Other than that I just canāt find a way for him to be relevant again, and even that may not be enough.
Does anybody even care about Ralph anymore?
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So Ralph left a stream up, apparently there was a drunken phone call with his mom that I didn't hear, but he now can be intermittently talking in the background. He seriously sounds drunk or impaired, and he's talking about driving. DUI arc incoming?
This whole "oops left a stream up who knows what may happen?!?!?!" may just be a Warski-esque way to get attention, but if nothing else being this out of sorts at 9:30 in the morning p;utsNora's insistence that Ralph's sobriety is going well to bed.
Too be clear, this is mostly dead air (typical). But you can here him getting phone calls in the background now and again.
EDIT: Someone came to the house, and it's been quiet since. So maybe he got an uber or whatever. So nothing huge this morning, but it's one more piece of some odd behavior.
This whole "oops left a stream up who knows what may happen?!?!?!" may just be a Warski-esque way to get attention, but if nothing else being this out of sorts at 9:30 in the morning p;utsNora's insistence that Ralph's sobriety is going well to bed.
Too be clear, this is mostly dead air (typical). But you can here him getting phone calls in the background now and again.
EDIT: Someone came to the house, and it's been quiet since. So maybe he got an uber or whatever. So nothing huge this morning, but it's one more piece of some odd behavior.
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His problem is that he can't really put everything into the show like, say, a video creator on Youtube could do if they just decide to work on large projects all day every day. His takes aren't interesting and he doesn't present himself as a person to go to for detailed breakdowns, just as an entertaining host, so there's no reason to spend too long doing research. There's only so much to talk about per day, and you're heavily reliant on guests to provide entertainment who for many reasons are no longer as likely to come. It leaves him with too much downtime and he's such a massive trashbag that he can't help but let what he does during that to fuck up his 'work' hours and the reputation of his show.
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Well the saga of the Gunt falling asleep on stream has ended. According to chat he awoke started typing then cut the feed. Reports from the Ranch indicate a stream of him is inbound.
I have the Flamenco and Gator stream where they were making excuses for the gunt saved in 360p. they went on nearly 5 hours so i couldn't download the full 720p video and he had already unlisted the video to hide it.
I have the Flamenco and Gator stream where they were making excuses for the gunt saved in 360p. they went on nearly 5 hours so i couldn't download the full 720p video and he had already unlisted the video to hide it.
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