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Count Olaf said:
Wow. Fucking. . .Wow.

I don't give a shit about My Little Pony, but Chris point blank declaring that we are obligated to obey a supposedly "divine" order passed down from himself and other make believe pony gods makes me want to watch the damn thing specifically because he said to boycott it. I probably still wont cause honestly I dont care THAT much, but I have to wonder how he might react if/when this movie gets a high viewership. I wont definitely say that I think this could lead to another Blarms level freakout from him, but I truly think this has the potential to.

He seems to REALLY be bothered about this whole new MLP series that's being made, so it's going to be interesting to see how he'll react when his "divine will" is ignored, when the creators of the show DON'T make however many more seasons and instead move on to the new show. Granted its possible that when he watches it (cause we all know he will no matter how much he might declare that he wont) he'll love it, declare that things are actually all ok, and adjust his delusions accordingly. But then again he might not like it. He might get madder. He might start trying to deface the new movie like he did the Blarms one. He might get himself into even bigger trouble than the last time this shit happened. For his own sake, I hope that the former happens so that at the very least nothing else is added to the inevitable, impending doom that will fall upon him on the day the consequences for every other stupid decision he'd made come to call. I fear that on that day, not even the Autism Card will be able to save him.
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He'll probably wind up screeching on social media when things run their natural course.
 
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NerdShamer said:
He'll probably wind up screeching on social media when things run their natural course.
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That's about right. We saw it with the release of the Sonic trailer and that fizzled out pretty quickly - and not just because Sony announced a re-vamp of the character design. I don't think that we're ever likely to see a Blarms-level non-social media chimp-out again.

Why? For the reason I gave in my last post on this thread. I don't think that Chris had this in mind as some strategy - he's prepared that parachute entirely by fluke, but it works out very well for him. In the dimension(s) that he chooses to believe exist, all proceeds according to his autistic fan-fiction wishes. In Heaven, everything is fine.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
That's about right. We saw it with the release of the Sonic trailer and that fizzled out pretty quickly - and not just because Sony announced a re-vamp of the character design. I don't think that we're ever likely to see a Blarms-level non-social media chimp-out again.

Why? For the reason I gave in my last post on this thread. I don't think that Chris had this in mind as some strategy - he's prepared that parachute entirely by fluke, but it works out very well for him. In the dimension(s) that he chooses to believe exist, all proceeds according to his autistic fan-fiction wishes. In Heaven, everything is fine.
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You got your good things
And I've got mine <3
 
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Tikbalang said:
How the animation production works
  1. Pitch and writing
  2. Storyboard
  3. Animatic, voices and sounds
  4. Details and polishing
What Chris thinks how it works
  1. Imagination = chronicling*
  2. Voice acting = body possession**
  3. Full animation = camera shooting
* Chris thinks that every plot in his favourite shows is a piece of history in C-197
**Tara strong was possessed by twilight sparkle herself

If he knows everything in his world, then he should tell the spoilers in a month advance. I'll be glad if #982 isn't sonichu
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You really can expect a manchild with the mentality of a 5 year old to really understand things like marketing, demographics, and shift in markets.
 
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It looks like CWC finally used the Snapchat filter.

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Wraith said:
IDK, some evil exceptional individuals throw milkshakes on people and expect not to be shot so go figure.
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LOL I used to be that evil retard. At age 11 me and my best friend (who still is, many years later) used to go to the local mall, and the 2nd floor foolishly overlapped the food court on the 1st. We used to go 'depth charging' as we called it, dropping hunks of wood from the planter boxes onto people below, trying to get it in their coffee (if it was open) or their food plate if not. Amazingly enough we were only caught twice, and never had the shit kicked out of us like we surely deserved.

Once someone left a 3/4 full Big Gulp on the ledge. Looking over, it was right above the maroon turban of an elderly Sikh, a 'turban-twister binder' as we called them. I nudged the cup over the edge and we booked it. 3 seconds later a giant 'KA BANG!' from below. We look over from another ledge on the other side....I missed the guy by about 3 inches, the pop had exploded from impact, and soaked him good though.

I really was a little shithead. If I could go back in time and beat my own ass as a preteen I would.
 
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IAmNotAlpharius said:
It looks like CWC finally used the Snapchat filter.

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This meant it red him as male since it turned his image into that of a woman.......HAAAAA.......They even gave him extra hair. Bet the original photo is hideous. I hope Chris tries to staple to this to all of his photos.
 
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Wraith said:
He looks like he's every typical SJW chick studying to become a journalist. And you know there'd be some thirsty betas and omegas who would tap that. *shivers*
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"Someone help, I need a 3-D printer to make me one of these for every day of the week. I also need a special one for cons that repels biological male fluids, stat!"
 
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Chris really does have an unfortunate jawline for a tranny. It's distinctly masculine, but it's not even masculine in a way that would look good on a dude unless the rest of his features were model-tier.

Interesting to see how his hair might look if the Chandler genes hadn't cursed him with an ever-thinning hairline that is receding.
 
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Xochi said:
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Chris really does have an unfortunate jawline for a tranny. It's distinctly masculine, but it's not even masculine in a way that would look good on a dude unless the rest of his features were model-tier.

Interesting to see how his hair might look if the Chandler genes hadn't cursed him with an ever-thinning hairline that is receding.
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Not to mention the forehead, hollow temples, chicken lips, and a nose too big for a jew.
 
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