Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

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White people in Detroit? Working at Twitter? Yikes.

This one made me mad so I looked it up.

How hard would you have to work to get the 8 people in the picture to all be white?

Even if you throw out all preconceived racial notions like "Black people don't have enough education to work in a corporation, typically" and "black people having jobs lol" and we assume an even playing field and strictly look at census data and apply math we get the following.

According to the census Metro Detroit is only 22% black (which is still higher than average). Meaning that basically every person in that room only has at best a 1 in 4 chance of being black. The odds of 0 people being black is 10%, (3 to the power of 8 / 4 to the power of 8 ) which is a small percentage, but mathematically represents stuff that can happen easily in reality. It's roughly the same odds as flipping a coin three times and getting the "heads" side every time. Not probably but it can and does happen. It certainly is not the "one in a billion" chance this guy is making it out to be.

Now, we add one simple variable to this equation, it will be this. White people are 50% more likely to be college educated, which is likely a Twitter corporate requirement. This changes our initial assumption of a black person being in that space from 1 in 4 to 1 in 6. If we re-run the numbers with the new variables we'll find (390625 / 1679616) that the percentage jumps to nearly 25%. This would be the odds of flipping a coin twice and having it on "heads" twice in a row.

It's a fairly common outcome and every variable you add will make the odds higher and higher but it's still a real and possible outcome even when you factor in nothing but the basics.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

No surprise they haven't noticed the room isn't trashed -- furniture seems clean, displays/TVs are in working order, no trash on the floor, no bullet holes in the walls, etc. Wonder why that is ...

The Salvadoran cleaning crew?

 

[Vorhtbame]

Goddamn whiteys, always trying to make cashiers' jobs easier!
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Maybe I pay for enough black people's stuff via taxation as it is, and don't want to pay for yours too.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I live in an area roughly equal to the national average, maybe a bit higher, for black population. At my job, I asked one of the senior guys if they had ever had any black applicants. He told me, in the last 10 years, there was one black applicant, who was the husband of one of the former employees.

Even if we hired 100% of black applicants, we'd most likely have 0 black employees going by the typical turnover rate. There is nothing we can do about this, one can hardly give a job to someone not applying for it, can they?

By simple demographics, we should have at least 5 black employees. But we haven't had 5 black applicants, nevermind 5 qualified ones.

 

[TowinKarz]

Remember when racism was not letting blacks in your store, as opposed to none being inside shopping when the SJW brigade comes by for a spot-check?

 

[AnOminous]

You guys ever feel like that black people who tweet about social justice shit in these circles just do it because they have no friends in real life?

That's literally what they do. Their skin is black but they've been raised as basically being white and privileged so they feel guilty about the fact they're black but somehow, have never been actually oppressed. They got elected class president because all their classmates wanted to show how progressive they were by having a black class president.

And they just can't cope with the fact that they're basically not oppressed.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

That's literally what they do. Their skin is black but they've been raised as basically being white and privileged so they feel guilty about the fact they're black but somehow, have never been actually oppressed. They got elected class president because all their classmates wanted to show how progressive they were by having a black class president.

And they just can't cope with the fact that they're basically not oppressed.

The movie "The Animal" starring Rob Schneider is, obviously, not a good movie. However, there is one funny recurring joke, which is that EVERYONE is super duper ultra nice to the black dude because they don't want to get seen as racist. He gets increasingly frustrated with this throughout the movie, and it keeps getting more ridiculous.

That particular character reminds me of what you're talking about. It makes me wonder if what some of these guys want is to be slapped down just like a white person saying such dumb fucking shit would be. Like, the real racism they face is everyone handling them with kid gloves and treated them as a prop to prove how virtuous they are, rather than treating them like a person.

 

[TowinKarz]

And they just can't cope with the fact that they're basically not oppressed.

Worse than that, not only are they not oppressed, but all those favors and tip-toeing around their sensitivities that their peers engage in all the time to make them look better by treating a POC well?

That's that dreaded P-word

PRIVILEGE.

 

[Muh_Soggy_Knee]

It's pride month everyone so you know what that means.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

"Peeter weeter"

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It's pride month everyone so you know what that means.
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There's "gold star lesbian" and then there's "allergic even to the spiritual trace left behind by long-ago ghost penis" lesbian.

 

[PT 522]

There's "gold star lesbian" and then there's "allergic even to the spiritual trace left behind by long-ago ghost penis" lesbian.

There's "I don't date bisexuals because they're cheaters" and then there's "peeter weeter"

 

[TowinKarz]

Well, I'm more confused than ever about which complete strangers I should publicly resent for having sex...... It used to be so much easier back in the day.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

It's pride month everyone so you know what that means.
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Do they think that once a bi girl has had sex with a man, the penis's ghost forever haunts her vagina like a vengeful spirit?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Do they think that once a bi girl has had sex with a man, the penis's spirit forever haunts her vagina like a vengeful spirit?

Penises must be truly powerful, awe-inspiring organs. I mean a penis can change your status forever--it's basically a one-eyed wizard.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Do they think that once a bi girl has had sex with a man, the penis's spirit forever haunts her vagina like a vengeful spirit?

It's like the incel belief that women carry the sperm of every man they've ever fucked inside their vagina forever and ever

 

[AnOminous]

It's pride month everyone so you know what that means.
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Homos hate bis because they view them as just into slamming the meat and then moving on to a permanent hetero relationship and this isn't completely unfair but it's still bullshit to be pissed off about it unless the bi guy or chick pretended to be into them as a long term thing when they really just wanted to fuck.

 

[Positron]

WTF?!

 

[PT 522]

WTF?!
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WRONG

 

[Vorhtbame]

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That's transphobic.