What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

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Is there a fucking explanation for that pic? Because this is bothering me.

It's bothering me a lot.

"State Special" foods are either worthy of this title or have no actual purpose other than to make the viewer ask "why?"...

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

Oh, it's one of those. Michigan has the Pasty, that's at least a good State Special food. If you ever go to Michigan, pick one up.

 

[Box of Shame]

candy ear wax

 

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candy ear wax
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Just... Fucking...

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Still pocky imho. It's like a dogtag to mark autists.

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(What's sort of sad is that it actually doesn't taste too bad. IIRC it's like a yogurt pretzel but not as fatty and sugary.)

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Still pocky imho. It's like a dogtag to mark autists.

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(What's sort of sad is that it actually doesn't taste too bad. IIRC it's like a yogurt pretzel but not as fatty and sugary.)

It's disgusting

 

[Black Waltz]

animal crackers

 

[The Great Citracett]

Now that I think about it, there was usually that one weird kid that always had the squeezable candy goo in tubes. And was always sticky and trying to touch everything.

Those or ring pops. The official candy of the weird sticky kid.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Ramen noodles - just the noodles, packet, and hot water; with no veggies, meat, or other proper ingredients to help reduce the high blood pressure eating just one of these will easily cause. FACT.

If not the average food of an autist, then the food of someone who needs to develop a taste for real food and a will to spend proper money on it (no matter how hard it is to do, sometimes.) - for the sake of good health, anyway.

For a more obvious choice - Anything Chris shoves in his face and dares to call "good for you".

They eat it dry.

 

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White Gravy.

I mean, it's good and even the stuff you pick up at a local chicken joint would suffice, but if it isn't peppered enough or have some accompanying protein like sausage or bacon you're better off just dumping tard cum over your biscuits or chicken strips.

 

[Staffy]

Can't believe no one mentioned Mountain Dew. It's the favorite of most autistic groups out there: MLG, neckbeards and people who play too much vidya, they lack social life.

 

[Old Wizard]

Anything dipped in excessive amounts of ranch dressing, mayo, ketchup, or tomato sauce. Bonus points if it's not meant to be dipped in the first place (like yogurt & srracha, brownies & ranch, ketchup & cereal)
Any food that's in the shape of an animal or fictional character if you're older than 12.
Cereal in something other than milk.
Microwave hot dogs with no bun or anything other than a hot dog bun.
Any fruit-flavored soda.
This shit.

Anything neon in general.
Wonderbread.

And according to PETA, diary products.

 

[XYZpdq]

Peanuts and Coke seems pretty exceptional:

Coke? wtf you're supposed to put them in RC cola

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Bread.

It's bland and makes a great snack. I know about a few speds who seem to eat nothing but bread.

 

[H4nzn0]

Bread.

It's bland and makes a great snack. I know about a few speds who seem to eat nothing but bread.

That's like everyone on Earth.

Anyways, I think... hm... can I put a Pork Katsudon Bowl on here? Does that count since it's from this anime called "Yuri on Ice"?

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

This might've been said before but the touch of 'tism isn't present as much in individual foodstuffs as it is the presentation.

Strong "savory" flavored (i.e., tendies, mac and cheese, bacon) or "sweet" flavored (chocolate) food, that is scrupulously separated from other food on the plate, is the hallmark of autism.

If one food should touch the other, a mighty REE shall echo across the land, and Mommy will learn to regret the day she upset her Good Boy.

 

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Tofurkey

 

[Recoil]

You never heard of Four Loko? (Don't bother trying it now, they got rid of the energy part.)

 

[I Love Beef]

I think, from years of observation, instant eat meals/composed food stuffs, nutrition poor crap, and junk food.

A lot of autists I've seen don't eat very healthy and don't even bother to try and learn what won't make their assholes clog before it turns into assraping colon cancer. As evidenced with everything shown in this thread. They also, as I can see, will also only eat something if it tastes good, regardless of whether it is good for them or not.

Also, mommy's cooking. I think the real underlying factor is how much of manchildren they are, considering the dynamics of the foods they eat, and with how some of them are diaper fetishists, filth wallowers, and furries, possibly eat so shitty to "get that right consistency of feces".

It's disgusting

No, but it's fattening. I stopped eating Pocky post 20 when everytime I ate it, my belly swolled up an inch or two the next day, exaggerations notwithstanding. Weeaboos need to eat mochi or something, but then they'd ruin that.

 

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Tic-Tacs, for kids that are too submissive to the idea of looking cool so they fake popping pills in public by using Original Tic-Tacs. Yeah this was a "meme" in my junior high years.