Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[DarkEmoMario64]

I know this is kinda out of nowhere but am I the only one who finds it ironic that this progressive has a very stereotypical conservative look to him?

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

The fuck does this nigga talking about?
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This vindictive fatass wants to shill for the Eurocuck mode of abdicating punishment for actual criminals, while he demands the lives of all non-criminals living in a majority of states be laid to waste because of opinions.

If an actual crime was committed against this obese jackass, does anybody think he would ask the judge to show leniency for the convicted? He can't even forgive you for having the wrong opinion about movies.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

This vindictive fatass wants to shill for the Eurocuck mode of abdicating punishment for actual criminals, while he demands the lives of all non-criminals living in a majority of states be laid to waste because of opinions.

If an actual crime was committed against this obese jackass, does anybody think he would ask the judge to show leniency for the convicted? He can't even forgive you for having the wrong opinion about movies.

This reminds me how Communist regimes used to encourage criminality (even hire criminals as secret policemen) and ruthlessly punish ordinary people who made the slightest squeak against the regime. It's a form of divide and conquer tactics favored by totalitarians (and we've already established how totalitarian Bob is.)

It's very telling that Bob thinks Conservatives want to keep "deir jerrrrrrbs" because they're evil sadists who want to torment POCs and wahmen. Bob really honestly believes that resources are endless and that Universal Basic Income, cushy apartments filled with Virtual Reality consoles, hot and cold running Soma, and Life Extension machines would be just around the corner if it weren't for Jocks and Redneck Theocrats jealously standing in the way.

Do you all remember how, when you were kids, your parents kept you from doing something that wasn't safe or healthy, and you thought it was because your parents hated you and wanted to see you suffer? Do you remember how you eventually grew out of that belief and realized that your parents were just trying to keep you from getting sick or injured? Well, MovieBob has never grown out of that belief. He really DOES think that magic is real, and that you can marginalize and impoverish a large segment of your country's population without there being any negative consequences for doing so. Because the people he hates are evil meanyheads who just want to see nice people suffer, just like how evil parents who hate their children keep them from eating McNuggets six times a day, because they want to see THEM suffer.

(This really makes me wonder if Bob's parents ever said NO to him. How the hell else do you keep such self-ruining attitudes into adulthood, unless you have parents who've given up on trying to discipline you, -- probably because you threw such a shitfit while they were doing so that they just gave up? )

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

It also speaks volumes that Bob considers working a job to be "suffering".

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

This reminds me how Communist regimes used to encourage criminality (even hire criminals as secret policemen) and ruthlessly punish ordinary people who made the slightest squeak against the regime. It's a form of divide and conquer tactics favored by totalitarians (and we've already established how totalitarian Bob is.)

It's very telling that Bob thinks Conservatives want to keep "deir jerrrrrrbs" because they're evil sadists who want to torment POCs and wahmen. Bob really honestly believes that resources are endless and that Universal Basic Income, cushy apartments filled with Virtual Reality consoles, hot and cold running Soma, and Life Extension machines would be just around the corner if it weren't for Jocks and Redneck Theocrats jealously standing in the way.

Do you all remember how, when you were kids, your parents kept you from doing something that wasn't safe or healthy, and you thought it was because your parents hated you and wanted to see you suffer? Do you remember how you eventually grew out of that belief and realized that your parents were just trying to keep you from getting sick or injured? Well, MovieBob has never grown out of that belief. He really DOES think that magic is real, and that you can marginalize and impoverish a large segment of your country's population without there being any negative consequences for doing so. Because the people he hates are evil meanyheads who just want to see nice people suffer, just like how evil parents who hate their children keep them from eating McNuggets six times a day, because they want to see THEM suffer.

(This really makes me wonder if Bob's parents ever said NO to him. How the hell else do you keep such self-ruining attitudes into adulthood, unless you have parents who've given up on trying to discipline you, -- probably because you threw such a shitfit while they were doing so that they just gave up? )

I know leftists are shit at economics, but if you can put 2 and 2 together you should know that thousands of people losing their jobs because of robotics and automation will be awfully bad due to loss of income and also the unrest in the population. You don't need a fucking degree to know that when half of the population is unemployed you are in deep fucking shit because they will starve and eventually think that it's better to die fighting for their families and children than to wait until daddy government does something. Does Bob simply ignore it or is he blinded by his inmense tard rage at "da bulliez" that he cannot get it?

And i think Bob's parents might have said NO a couple of times to him, but they probably coddled him too much thinking that would make him a happy and compassionate person when usually has the opposite result.

It also speaks volumes that Bob considers working a job to be "suffering".

Working a job can be incredibly rewarding and fulfilling in the same way working a job you don't like can be pure torture. But what does Bob know when he hasn't lifted a single fucking brick in his sad fat life?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Working a job can be incredibly rewarding and fulfilling in the same way working a job you don't like can be pure torture. But what does Bob know when he hasn't lifted a single fucking brick in his sad fat life?

Listen Bob lifts a lot of weight every day when he goes to the fridge.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

The only bricks Bob knows shit about are the ones you break in vidja games for children.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

The only bricks Bob knows shit about are the ones you break in vidja games for children.

Don't forget about the brick he shat out of his ass when Trump won.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I know leftists are shit at economics, but if you can put 2 and 2 together you should know that thousands of people losing their jobs because of robotics and automation will be awfully bad due to loss of income and also the unrest in the population. You don't need a fucking degree to know that when half of the population is unemployed you are in deep fucking shit because they will starve and eventually think that it's better to die fighting for their families and children than to wait until daddy government does something. Does Bob simply ignore it or is he blinded by his inmense tard rage at "da bulliez" that he cannot get it?

And i think Bob's parents might have said NO a couple of times to him, but they probably coddled him too much thinking that would make him a happy and compassionate person when usually has the opposite result.

Yeah, I never understood that either. It's made worse since Bob also enjoys the idea of illegal immigration as a method for cheap labor while not getting what's so bad about outnumbering yourself with foreigners as pseudo-slaves and then making them jobless alongside your own citizens.

Tragically he's not the only person with these contradictory beliefs.

 

[Red Hood]

Projecting.
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Dating advice from an incel.
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Confirmed: bob is thirsty for she-peen

 

[vern]

Surprised no ones posted his E3 sperging yet

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Admittedly there's not a lot to these, first one didn't have much although going on a small star wars tangent about a small comment about vader being the only compatant person in the empire

Spoiler: Stars Wars sperging

Implying vader even gave tho shits about the empire and ignoring characters like Thrawn (even though he's reintroduction to the cannon has been a bit rocky), Veers, and maybe Pellaeon to an extent

The second video might have something in it but I think it might be Bob's usual dislike for Microsoft.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Surprised no ones posted his E3 sperging yet

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Admittedly there's not a lot to these, first one didn't have much although going on a small star wars tangent about a small comment about vader being the only compatant person in the empire

Spoiler: Stars Wars sperging

Implying vader even gave tho shits about the empire and ignoring characters like Thrawn (even though he's reintroduction to the cannon has been a bit rocky), Veers, and maybe Pellaeon to an extent

The second video might have something in it but I think it might be Bob's usual dislike for Microsoft.

I love the fact he bashed SW fans for not liking the shitty 2017 Battlefront II game.

 

[BubbleButt]

Surprised no ones posted his E3 sperging yet

It's almost like his opinions on video games are totally irrelevant or something, huh?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Yeah, I never understood that either. It's made worse since Bob also enjoys the idea of illegal immigration as a method for cheap labor while not getting what's so bad about outnumbering yourself with foreigners as pseudo-slaves and then making them jobless alongside your own citizens.

Tragically he's not the only person with these contradictory beliefs.

Cant get why these neoliberals with another name are even getting traction. When I see people like AOC and Omar I see race traitors on the same definition people like Jesse Peterson and Imam Mohammad Tawhidi are as seen by the social left.
Fuck the hoes.

 

[RandomNobody]

Confirmed: bob is thirsty for she-peen

Fat chonker drinking at a bar alone, listening to other people's conversations while he stares into his beer glass because he has nobody to talk to. Thinking to himself "I would show this guy how to talk to a woman if I ever had a woman to talk to."

And a fat tub of shit that can't do a pull-up or a push-up calling another person a "softboy" is peak projection. Bob is so soft his hands chafe when he jerks off.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Question is: troon hooker or normal hooker? It's a tough one because Bob wants to be as übermensch as possible and taht means taking it up the ass by a troon, but on the other side he might get nagged on by his (hypothetical) heterosexuality and go get an "empowered sex worker" and pay her to kick him in the balls to make her feel even more empowered.

Still, if he took a hooker i hope she charged them extra for hearing him blather about his superior society

I'll give Bob credit here. I don't think he's gay. I think he's a functioning autistic virgin, but not gay. Despite his hatred of jocks and dudebros, I think he sees himself as a manly man (look at his profile pic). "I'm from Boston, we fight". "If I got hit with a milkshake, you better run". "My niece is getting to gaming, and if you thought I hated toxic gamers now, just you wait". He's just super concerned with the plight of women and LGBT shit. He knows why straight men aren't the least bit interested in transwomen, he just has to pretend it's bigoted so "they" won't come after him.

I also don't think he's gone with a hooker. His ego is so big, I think he thinks paying for sex is something only losers do. He's probably talked himself into believing he's just waiting for the right woman. The "right woman" being someone that is actually attractive and way out of Bob's league. Which is also why Bob wouldn't get a hooker, because any hooker that Bob could afford would look like a crack addict, because she would definitely be a crack addict. Those fancy dames cost a pretty penny, I tells ya.

So I come home only to find that Bobbyboi’s got me all figured out. He knows what gets my rocks off. (archive)

Spoiler: My hatred for those “lesser” than I

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I had a loooong day so I might be misreading this but is Blob suggesting that I am eagerly awaiting to part with extra money just for the knowledge that somebody is suffering by having a physical job? I know Bob’s into automation like a fetish but this is just weird. Is Bob’s final solution to the worker question is to automate EVERYTHING so everything will be so cheap that not only he can buy whatever he wants on his patreon paycheck but you can own as many iPhones and Princess Peach dakimakuras as you can stain? I say it’s weird because I remember Metokur and Destiny arguing more or less the same thing: Destiny’s point was that when everything is super cheap you can get whatever you want and Metokur’s point was it doesn’t matter how cheap something is if you have no money. Does Bob just assume that are enough exceptional individuals in the world to give everyone just shy of $4k a month too? Does he assume when they’re out of a job they’ll keep throwing money his way while they’re starving?

Also, for those following at home, the “PLENTY people” are those Drumpf supporting troglodytes that stole all of the spaceships and/or members of notorious doxxxxing blogs. You know who you are.

The whole tweet thread is a confusing mess. The problem is clearly me being a dumbic and not that Bob goes on three different tangent that are barely tenuously connected.

*insert ExceptionalBob.jpeg yourself as my internet is down and I’m stuck in mobile purgatory*

The amount of projecting is incredible. Let's unpack this.
What is "plenty". Sure, there are some people that take pleasure in other's suffering. I don't think many people would think it's financially worth it.
"Guys who need to be dicks to people they view as lesser than them". If we took all of MovieBob's tweets from the last 2029 pages here and turned it into a book, that would be it's title. Bob and drinking has come up in the last few pages. I bet Bob is an angry drunk. I can see Bob sitting at a bar and the bartender is a handsome white dude that's flirting with the girls at the bar, and he acts like a passive aggressive little shit while he sits there stewing thinking "I'm a professional writer, this guy only pulls levers for a living. Those girls aren't that hot anyways".
The "nostalgia" of the south is 18th century plantation owners? I can not even comprehend how he get's to that conclusion. The only thing I can think of is, "Take the worst part of America's history and ascribe that to everybody that I hate as what they really long for three centuries later".

The fuck does this nigga talking about?
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And holy fuck, more mind boggling projection. More unpacking.
"Conservatism is 100% married to sadism" is such a non sequitur it might as well be a throw away bit on Family Guy.
You know what a right wing crime prevention measure is? Stronger police presence in high crime areas. Which party opposes stronger policing? The left seriously has this ass backwards notion that having more police equals more arrests, which means it makes more people criminals. But I'm sure what Bob really means by the right doesn't think about how to prevent crimes is that the right doesn't want guns to be banned.
Sadistic/masochistic exist in most psyches - the Left needs more healthy sadism... just wow. Bob, you need help.
More talk about bullies and how the Dems (the good guys) want to win, and the Repubs (the bad guys/bullies) want the Dems to lose. No Bob, life isn't a cartoon. Republicans aren't Bowser holding Peach hostage just to fuck with Mario.
How do Republicans "get" that they are fucked under Trump? It's funny watching crazy people screech to the sky about how awful Trump is when he really hasn't done anything to deserve it. Again, this is projection because in reality, it's Bob that has a hate boner for Republicans and has stated many times that he wants Trump supports to lose everything and suffer unendingly.

Working a job can be incredibly rewarding and fulfilling in the same way working a job you don't like can be pure torture. But what does Bob know when he hasn't lifted a single fucking brick in his sad fat life?

It's funny because MovieBob's job is so easy, yet he seems to complain so much about it. Like his ideal job is that people pay him to see a movie he wants to see, and then people pay him to write a few paragraphs on why the movie he wanted to see was so awesome. Anything that's not that is just complete torture he shouldn't have to deal with.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

I know leftists are shit at economics, but if you can put 2 and 2 together you should know that thousands of people losing their jobs because of robotics and automation will be awfully bad due to loss of income and also the unrest in the population. You don't need a fucking degree to know that when half of the population is unemployed you are in deep fucking shit because they will starve and eventually think that it's better to die fighting for their families and children than to wait until daddy government does something. Does Bob simply ignore it or is he blinded by his inmense tard rage at "da bulliez" that he cannot get it?

And i think Bob's parents might have said NO a couple of times to him, but they probably coddled him too much thinking that would make him a happy and compassionate person when usually has the opposite result.


Working a job can be incredibly rewarding and fulfilling in the same way working a job you don't like can be pure torture. But what does Bob know when he hasn't lifted a single fucking brick in his sad fat life?

Hell even the worse jobs can be great learning experiences. My first job wasn’t exactly happy happy fun time but I’m still glad I took it since it taught me some pretty valuable lessons. At least Linkara and Doug had actual work experience before jumping headfirst into the schizophrenic and unpredictable world of internet fame, I don’t think blob has ever done an honest days work in his entire life.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Hell even the worse jobs can be great learning experiences

True on that, because if you don't get a experience out of the job you will get it from the people you meet on the job. It looks like in the most bottom of the barrel jobs you will meet the most amazing and interesting people on the world, or at leats i've done in my experience.

And i get that people don't want to work in something they don't like or even because of some circumstances in their life, but come the fuck on. It's not about making a living, it's about making something out of your life. But for Bob and probably for a lot of leftards working is a torture devised by capitalistic pigs to favour the burguoise that will leech the life out of you, which is fucking strange because they are constantly riding the dick of those same burguoise that churn out everything they consume. I will take that until mom and dad cut them off and stop putting up with their lifestyle, getting a job will not even cross their minds.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I love the fact he bashed SW fans for not liking the shitty 2017 Battlefront II game.

Of course he only defends an FPS game when fans raging against a corporation are involved.

 

[Ken Rosenberg]

Bob is the biggest corporate cock-sucking establishment worshiping bootlicker I've ever seen.