Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bobs getting desperate, but can’t buy a hooker for some reason

Does my memory fail me, or wasn't there a thing a while back where someone said Bob actually got some from a hooker? A troon hooker, at that? Or am I confused in my old age and thinking of Chris Chan?
 
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Chris chan did...knowing Bob he probably did too.
Question is: troon hooker or normal hooker? It's a tough one because Bob wants to be as übermensch as possible and taht means taking it up the ass by a troon, but on the other side he might get nagged on by his (hypothetical) heterosexuality and go get an "empowered sex worker" and pay her to kick him in the balls to make her feel even more empowered.

Still, if he took a hooker i hope she charged them extra for hearing him blather about his superior society
 
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And why does bob say this
GROWING UP IS JUST LIKE MARIO GAMES :story::story::story::story::story:
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The awkward shouting capitalization about the “stages of life” reminded me of this
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So I come home only to find that Bobbyboi’s got me all figured out. He knows what gets my rocks off. (archive)

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I had a loooong day so I might be misreading this but is Blob suggesting that I am eagerly awaiting to part with extra money just for the knowledge that somebody is suffering by having a physical job? I know Bob’s into automation like a fetish but this is just weird. Is Bob’s final solution to the worker question is to automate EVERYTHING so everything will be so cheap that not only he can buy whatever he wants on his patreon paycheck but you can own as many iPhones and Princess Peach dakimakuras as you can stain? I say it’s weird because I remember Metokur and Destiny arguing more or less the same thing: Destiny’s point was that when everything is super cheap you can get whatever you want and Metokur’s point was it doesn’t matter how cheap something is if you have no money. Does Bob just assume that are enough retards in the world to give everyone just shy of $4k a month too? Does he assume when they’re out of a job they’ll keep throwing money his way while they’re starving?

Also, for those following at home, the “PLENTY people” are those Drumpf supporting troglodytes that stole all of the spaceships and/or members of notorious doxxxxing blogs. You know who you are.

The whole tweet thread is a confusing mess. The problem is clearly me being a dumbic and not that Bob goes on three different tangent that are barely tenuously connected.

*insert ExceptionalBob.jpeg yourself as my internet is down and I’m stuck in mobile purgatory*
 
So I come home only to find that Bobbyboi’s got me all figured out. He knows what gets my rocks off. (archive)


I had a loooong day so I might be misreading this but is Blob suggesting that I am eagerly awaiting to part with extra money just for the knowledge that somebody is suffering by having a physical job? I know Bob’s into automation like a fetish but this is just weird. Is Bob’s final solution to the worker question is to automate EVERYTHING so everything will be so cheap that not only he can buy whatever he wants on his patreon paycheck but you can own as many iPhones and Princess Peach dakimakuras as you can stain? I say it’s weird because I remember Metokur and Destiny arguing more or less the same thing: Destiny’s point was that when everything is super cheap you can get whatever you want and Metokur’s point was it doesn’t matter how cheap something is if you have no money. Does Bob just assume that are enough exceptional individuals in the world to give everyone just shy of $4k a month too? Does he assume when they’re out of a job they’ll keep throwing money his way while they’re starving?

Also, for those following at home, the “PLENTY people” are those Drumpf supporting troglodytes that stole all of the spaceships and/or members of notorious doxxxxing blogs. You know who you are.

The whole tweet thread is a confusing mess. The problem is clearly me being a dumbic and not that Bob goes on three different tangent that are barely tenuously connected.

*insert ExceptionalBob.jpeg yourself as my internet is down and I’m stuck in mobile purgatory*
>There is a lot of people that will pay hundred of bux to know that the ball they bought was made in a sweatshop by a starving brazilian child that has to support his alcoholic father.
Damn, what a galaxy brain tier enlightment we have here. It's not like people want to actually support other working people that they know they exist in this world instead of a faceless, cold and inhuman corporation that probably would leech the blood off their workers if that made their profits higher. Even in some cases some people would buy products that are not "made in China" despite being expensive.

In this matter, Metokur has a point because automation will surely make a ton of people lose a crapload of jobs and therefore for these now jobless people it won't matter how cheap things are because they have no income nor any other way of getting into the job market because they don't have enough qualifications or skills to make it to a higher position. And i will say that there are some jobs that will never be able to be automatized because the human component is far more important than the efficiency, but many entry level jobs that usually poor people took would be decimated and they will be thrown into the abyss of joblessness.

I already know that Bob distances a lot from the average joe, but this comes awfully fucking sadistic to proudly say "Yeah, i want hundreds of people to starve and suffer. And their families too. Because i want to buy cheaper stuff." It's incredibly egotistic and childish to go down that path but well... It's Bob we are talking so pretty normal. I wonder if he would have a moral conundrum about sexbots or not.
 
So I come home only to find that Bobbyboi’s got me all figured out. He knows what gets my rocks off. (archive)


I had a loooong day so I might be misreading this but is Blob suggesting that I am eagerly awaiting to part with extra money just for the knowledge that somebody is suffering by having a physical job? I know Bob’s into automation like a fetish but this is just weird. Is Bob’s final solution to the worker question is to automate EVERYTHING so everything will be so cheap that not only he can buy whatever he wants on his patreon paycheck but you can own as many iPhones and Princess Peach dakimakuras as you can stain? I say it’s weird because I remember Metokur and Destiny arguing more or less the same thing: Destiny’s point was that when everything is super cheap you can get whatever you want and Metokur’s point was it doesn’t matter how cheap something is if you have no money. Does Bob just assume that are enough exceptional individuals in the world to give everyone just shy of $4k a month too? Does he assume when they’re out of a job they’ll keep throwing money his way while they’re starving?

Also, for those following at home, the “PLENTY people” are those Drumpf supporting troglodytes that stole all of the spaceships and/or members of notorious doxxxxing blogs. You know who you are.

The whole tweet thread is a confusing mess. The problem is clearly me being a dumbic and not that Bob goes on three different tangent that are barely tenuously connected.

*insert ExceptionalBob.jpeg yourself as my internet is down and I’m stuck in mobile purgatory*
It is not uncommon to see patients undergo permanent psychological trauma in the presence of the Sphere, before the nerve stapler has even been strapped into position. Its effect on the general consciousness of the culture is profound: husbands have seen wives go inside, and mothers their children. Dr. Xynan left the surface of the sphere semitranslucent for a reason. You can hear them in there; you can see them. It is a thing of beauty. —Bob Chipman, “The Music of the Spheres”
 
Does my memory fail me, or wasn't there a thing a while back where someone said Bob actually got some from a hooker? A troon hooker, at that? Or am I confused in my old age and thinking of Chris Chan?

This comes up in this thread now and then...but Bob claims to have been in a threesome lol.
 
This fat niggas morality compass is all fucked up.

"Hurting people is wrong, but we should on the left do it more because it feels good and we would hurt people in a better way."

Honestly, Bob should just move to LA and try to get with some minor-B celebs and hipsters to feel the shock after they turn him down for being an unattractive meat potato sperg. I can just picture him trying to talk about Gamergate to someone like Paul Scheer and instantly being blacklisted from any coastal city event. Defeated, he would return back home and cry about how some redneck in the south just have caused his downfall, just somehow.
 
I've seen some hardcore autism in my life, but this is a whole fucking new level. And the best thing of all is Bob clapping and taking it as a gospel.

I bet that Bob will never accept any religion if it doesn't have Mario and Luigi in their holy verses
Imagine if this had been Jordan Peterson. How would Bob react?
 
He lives in someone else's house. Having a hooker show up there wouldn't end well

You never bring the whore back to your place.

Someone should tell him that jerking off with both hands doesn't count as a threesome

He always uses both hands--gotta move that fat out of the way so he can dig around until he finds his limp dick and spends the next ten minutes trying to achieve erection before giving up and going to sleep.
 
This comes up in this thread now and then...but Bob claims to have been in a threesome lol.
It's an obvious overcompensating lie. You could accuse him of having a small dick and he'd probably claim to be Mr. ten and a half inches. Or like how he claims to bench 310 instead of something slightly more believable. Bob's perma-virginity confirmed. He's so autistic he doesn't even know when a woman might be interested in him (which admittedly is practically never), and obviously his social skills are grossly insufficient for doing anything that might inspire that interest unless there's a weirdo freak woman somewhere who literally gets wet hearing people hate Trump. A long way back in this thread, probably several years and hundreds of pages, some woman whose profile said she was a "sex witch" asked Bob if he could come to her house and help her move something or some excuse like that and Bob blew her off.
 
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