Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[4Macie]

I never said, "I AM Jesus". Clearly, I AM Brad Watson of Miami. In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein and I can prove it. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef and I can prove it. Of course, it's hard to convince a pig of anything through science and simple math equations.

The reason people don't believe your math is because it's so easy to force numbers to fit. It doesn't work in English? Let's try this language. Oh it doesn't workin Hebrew, let's try English... Nope doesn't work, so let's use French! Try enough spellings of the word you're looking for and you'll eventually get a number you need to "prove" something. For example, your name makes a number which is tied to Einstein and Jesus and God. Do you really think you're so special that no one else in the world has a name that adds up to the same numbers?

And why would Jesus be reincarnated? Something about Jesus and reincarnation doesn't fit. You get reincarnated when you haven't done something just right to ascend even higher. Jesus did not sin. At all according to the bible. What would he need to be reincarnated for? His second coming wouldn't need a reincarnation. He would just come back like he did after his crucifixion.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Gagamaru,

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: 174 years; 17.4 non-commutable.

pfft. 174 years.

 

[sleepdeprived]

For Godbear's sake, Brad, there's no need to waffle around with your letter grades. The majority of the now-damned are atheist/don't care. I don't believe in Christianity, so I can take threads like this with a grain of salt. I am not invested in this emotionally or spiritually. Same for those who continue to mock you, or show you how your algorithm is just you squeezing numbers, languages, and arbitrary rules whichever way you see fit to feed your confirmation bias.

The real people you need to answer to are people who are invested in this, like AppleCrisp. They've been serious about their line of questioning and are understandably hurt, and yet you step over them and their questions in favor of damning random Netizens that are fucking around just to get a rise out of you. I suppose you don't reward the good however, as you've said.

 

[TM Ambrose]

For Godbear's sake, Brad, there's no need to waffle around with your letter grades. The majority of the now-damned are atheist/don't care. I don't believe in Christianity, so I can take threads like this with a grain of salt. I am not invested in this emotionally or spiritually. Same for those who continue to mock you, or show you how your algorithm is just you squeezing numbers, languages, and arbitrary rules whichever way you see fit to feed your confirmation bias.

The real people you need to answer to are people who are invested in this, like AppleCrisp. They've been serious about their line of questioning and are understandably hurt, and yet you step over them and their questions in favor of damning random Netizens that are fucking around just to get a rise out of you. I suppose you don't reward the good however, as you've said.

I've asked a couple of serious questions and he hasn't responded. He's either a poe or an idiot. Not sure which.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

Brad,
Due to the extreme weening going on here, are you okay with me starting a pm chat regarding the potential livestream? Talking about it in this thread is near impossible.

 

[myrrhman]

i don't think theres a genesis song thats in 6/4 time either

Well, there's Turn It on Again, whose riff is in alternating 6/4 and (gasp!) 7/4!

Thinking about it... It's on an album Duke (D=4 + U=21 + K=11 + E=5 = 41), released in 1980 (41 + 1 + 9 + 8 + 0 = 59), which was Genesis' 8th album since Phil Collins joined them (59 + 8 = 67), and Turn It on Again is the 7th track on the original LP (67 + 7 = 74).

Holy shit guys I think Brad Watson is Phil Collins

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Well, there's Turn It on Again, whose riff is in alternating 6/4 and (gasp!) 7/4!

Thinking about it... It's on an album Duke (D=4 + U=21 + K=11 + E=5 = 41), released in 1980 (41 + 1 + 9 + 8 + 0 = 59), which was Genesis' 8th album since Phil Collins joined them (59 + 8 = 67), and Turn It on Again is the 7th track on the original LP (67 + 7 = 74).

Holy shit guys I think Brad Watson is Phil Collins

That's why he's so tense, he's still got all of this pent up anger at Peter Gabriel.

off-topic: myrrhman, I like your Talk Talk avatar pic.

 

[myrrhman]

off-topic: myrrhman, I like your Talk Talk avatar pic.

Heh, glad you appreciate it. Few avatars are more fitting for an internet board dealing with the subject of lolcows than the cover of an album literally called Laughing Stock, I figured.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Heh, glad you appreciate it. Few avatars are more fitting for an internet board dealing with the subject of lolcows than the cover of an album literally called Laughing Stock, I figured.

I was never really much into their music, though I *did* like their album covers.

 

[nad7155]

Due to the extreme weening going on here

I really doubt that a 50+ year old musician/reincarnated Albert Einstein/caster of magic doom number spells knows
what a ween is.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

I really doubt that a 50+ year old musician/reincarnated Albert Einstein/caster of magic doom number spells knows
what a ween is.

That was more of a nudge to the people arguing with a brick wall to stop doing it.

 

[sleepdeprived]

As a general question, if information comes to light that he is suffering mental problems and this whole algebra jesus pattern-seeking was a symptom, will you lock/delete this thread? I don't think it'd be any good to exacerbate his messiah complex, especially if it's due to mental illness.

I feel guilty about sperging out at him earlier, because he seems kind of unhinged, like he's only able to compute and spit out the same handful of websites and jargon to explain his theory. He's no Nick Bate, he's generally harmless if not altogether uninfluential (except when he's damning forum members to "hellish circumstances") and I'm not sure what else is left to prod him with to explain his theory.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Hey Brad do you think it's right to punch people for not taking Jesus seriously enough?

 

[nad7155]

That was more of a nudge to the people arguing with a brick wall to stop doing it.

OK.

Hard to detect over the interwebz when people are being serious.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

As a general question, if information comes to light that he is suffering mental problems and this whole algebra jesus pattern-seeking was a symptom, will you lock/delete this thread? I don't think it'd be any good to exacerbate his messiah complex, especially if it's due to mental illness.

I can't control anything but this one thread and someone could start a new one, but if it was evident he was genuinely deluded and our conversing with him had a negative effect - if we were preventlng someone from achieving mental health - I'd delete the thread without a second thought.

Hey Brad do you think it's right to punch people for not taking Jesus seriously enough?

Motherfucker hit me or my kids or anyone's kids I know he'd learn, I'd chip a tooth in his tax dodging mouth.

 

[The Knife]

I can't control anything but this one thread and someone could start a new one, but if it was evident he was genuinely deluded and our conversing with him had a negative effect - if we were preventlng someone from achieving mental health - I'd delete the thread without a second thought.

Oh, there's no real question that he's suffering from a mental disorder--this precise sort of obsession with patterns, numbers, and synchronicity, along with the delusions of grandeur, are textbooks schizophrenia/bipolar symptoms. This is a really common, entrenched pattern for these disorders and no one knows just why they fixate on these subjects in particular, but Brother Brad is ticking all the boxes right now.

I don't think we're preventing Brad from achieving mental health. I really don't think there is anything anyone here can do or say that might impact him either positively or negatively--we'll never change his mind, we'll never get him to realize that his numeric system makes no goddamn rational sense, but we're not making him crazier or driving him to more dangerous beliefs or anything. But everyone should bear in mind that arguing with him at all when he's in this state is sort of futile. We're not arguing with Brad; we're arguing with Brad's mental disorder, and the only thing it listens to is lithium.

 

[4Macie]

As a general question, if information comes to light that he is suffering mental problems and this whole algebra jesus pattern-seeking was a symptom, will you lock/delete this thread? I don't think it'd be any good to exacerbate his messiah complex, especially if it's due to mental illness.

I feel guilty about sperging out at him earlier, because he seems kind of unhinged, like he's only able to compute and spit out the same handful of websites and jargon to explain his theory. He's no Nick Bate, he's generally harmless if not altogether uninfluential (except when he's damning forum members to "hellish circumstances") and I'm not sure what else is left to prod him with to explain his theory.

ALL the lolcows here on the kiwi have some sort of problems that they obviously aren't getting help for. Jace, for one (Eli too maybe.. or maybe he's just stupid, who knows), Christian W Chandler for another, there's Vade too, and you could maybe add Pixi to this list, and pretty much every other single person the forums "follow"/'mock" need some help they aren't getting help for and that's why they've become lolcows.
Brad has something off in him, he has delusions of grandeur and all that jazz, this was obvious the second he came in the thread. But if we're going to close down a thread because someone's off, then we might as well close down every thread here because all the cows are off.

 

[sleepdeprived]

ALL the lolcows here on the kiwi have some sort of problems that they obviously aren't getting help for. Jace, for one (Eli too maybe.. or maybe he's just stupid, who knows), Christian W Chandler for another, there's Vade too, and you could maybe add Pixi to this list, and pretty much every other single person the forums "follow"/'mock" need some help they aren't getting help for and that's why they've become lolcows.
Brad has something off in him, he has delusions of grandeur and all that jazz, this was obvious the second he came in the thread. But if we're going to close down a thread because someone's off, then we might as well close down every thread here because all the cows are off.

Chill there, friend, I was only asking Parmesan what he'd do. It'd be a lot less fun prodding him around if it turned out the content was churned out by fevered schizophrenia.

I'd agree, they've all got something missing in the attic, but have any of them actually claimed to be Jesus?

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Gagamaru,

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: 174 years; 17.4 non-commutable.

Loke,

You haven't read the book Soul Survivor and called me ignorant. Wow! Then you continued to judge me in an insulting way, therefore...

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then 274 years reincarnated as non human...

sleepdeprived,

You chose not to read http://GOD704.wikia.com or http://7seals.blogspot.com and then proceeded to 'tear me a new one'. You've very rudely judged me, therefore...

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 274 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

TM Ambrose,

Did you read his post? Apparently you missed the fact that he chose not to read the material that I gave him to support my post and instead proceeded to insult and curse me. Go back and read it.

You should have observed that I try never to judge someone under these circumstances unless they judge me first. You've judged me, therefore...

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

This is no joke. I pray you weigh your next decision well. It will be the BIGGEST one of your life!

sleepdeprived,

You've been found guilty of contempt-of-court. Therefore...

1/11/15 15:28 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 474 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

You're playing a no-win game here. I strongly suggest that you don't look me in the eye and just walk away.

AppleChrisp,

I AM truly sorry to see you judge me like that yet again! I thought that if I gave you some time(47=T20+I9+M13+E5) that maybe GOD & I - thee Judge(47=J10+U21+D4+G7+E5) - could save(47=S19+A1+V22+E5) you. Let the record show I tried.

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Bad luck for the rest of your life, then 74* years reincarnated as non-human just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under hellish circumstances.

What is your idea of "hell on Earth"?


*Synchronism: 1/11/15 15:52 "Time ran out for Romo." - Dallas vs. Green Bay on FOX

all these sentences are vetoed on behalf of Frank Rizzo.

 

[4Macie]

Chill there, friend, I was only asking Parmesan what he'd do. It'd be a lot less fun prodding him around if it turned out the content was churned out by fevered schizophrenia.

I'd agree, they've all got something missing in the attic, but have any of them actually claimed to be Jesus?

I believe one or two have gone so far as to say they were God.
Some have also said they were A god. Usually of some weird species (like furries mixed with scifi).
As for it being less fun prodding him around if it turned out the content gained was during a fevered schizophrenia attack... let me lead you to Jace, or some of the "otherkin" we have here on tap, or maybe Nick Bates (though he's debatable), there was also a recent thread about a man named Caro who might be a bit more full on crazy than schizophrenic.
I'm not attacking your views or anything. I'm just pointing out that we have fun threads where content is delivered essentially through tard-rages and schizophrenic delusions. Finding out that Brad is mentally ill and believing he's god/jesus/the bear/Einstein really won't change how many look at him and the content he's pooped out. If anyone is taking his 'gradings' to heart or will feel bad if they find out he's not normal in the head, they really shouldn't be here.
Again, this isn't an attack on you, I'm just pointing out that Brad is pretty bat shit insane and literally has no validity to any of his claims. Just shit back, ask good questions, point out good flaws with his logic, and watch the tard-rage just pour on in.

edit: meant "sit back, ask good questions...." but I kinda like "shit back" so.. that's staying there