DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

DSP really liked last nights borderlands 2 stream... doesnt even know what the name of the dlc.

 

[JohnnyBoi]

I can't believe he's trying to do another round of "twitch streamers are shills" drama.

It didn't work out that well the last time and we all know how far that went. He should have been blacklisted from every company in existence for that.
He barely scrapes by when it comes to streaming and has the gall to say he's one of the most hardworking, honest working people on twitch.

 

[bearsintrees]

Phil, the former weightlifter, said that a keg of beer is too heavy for a person to lift by themselves. A keg weighs about 160lbs.

I guess we know he didn't carry Kat across the threshold of their budget hotel room on their wedding night.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

How many kegs to 1 Kat? Do we have a new measuring scale here?

 

[JamFlowMan]

I can't believe he's trying to do another round of "twitch streamers are shills" drama.

It didn't work out that well the last time and we all know how far that went. He should have been blacklisted from every company in existence for that.
He barely scrapes by when it comes to streaming and has the gall to say he's one of the most hardworking, honest working people on twitch.

The funniest part is every time he has gotten a game for free he's gotten on knees and shilled like no tomorrow. No offense to the makers but Ello Hell wasn't good but Phil lied through his teeth counting down the minutes until he could quit. Extinction was a game on many worst of 2018 lists but Phil wouldn't trash it. Hell I think he gave Fallout 4 game of the year. What irony that the realist mother fucker on the internet is also the fakest.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

so dsp thinks if he got an offline job we'd still be hunting him down, phil doesn't understand the reason people follow him
as a person no one fucking cares about him, i only follow his antics because i can do it from my chair any time, and he spews everything onto the internet, the second he stops i've got nothing on him to continue

He can deny it all he wants, but if it weren't for detractors, then he'd be irrelevant. If DSP were to magically shape up, get a job, and stop being an retard, people would just look for something else to laugh at. Phil is just an attention whore, and he doesn't care how he gets his attention, whether through what he perceives as popularity and stardom, or all out infamy.

Other than his antics, no one really gives a shit about Phil himself. The only ones that did were the SoK, and now that they're gone, Phil is just nothing but a blink on the world's radar. He's a laughing stock, and nothing else, and he knows it, but outside of that, he's just some unimportant and forgettable manbaby.

 

[Pargon]

He can deny it all he wants, but if it weren't for detractors, then he'd be irrelevant. If DSP were to magically shape up, get a job, and stop being an exceptional individual, people would just look for something else to laugh at. Phil is just an attention whore, and he doesn't care how he gets his attention, whether through what he perceives as popularity and stardom, or all out infamy.

Other than his antics, no one really gives a shit about Phil himself. The only ones that did were the SoK, and now that they're gone, Phil is just nothing but a blink on the world's radar. He's a laughing stock, and nothing else, and he knows it, but outside of that, he's just some unimportant and forgettable manbaby.

It's also laughable in light of the fact that even with detractors shining light onto all of his bullshit, normies still don't know who Phil is. Even people involved in gaming culture (for the woeful lack of a better term) need an explanation of who he is. Granted he's not Logan Paul filming in the Japanese suicide forest but those aforementioned antics are still pretty egregious and yet aren't enough to make even the faintest blip on the zeitgeist radar.

That's how boring you are, Phil. You jacked it on stream and still the only people who pay you any attention at all, positive or negative, are autists.

When you die your epitaph will be, "Who? ...oh, haha".

 

[KingjadVCMP]

I'd just like to say that I've been quiet lately due to enjoying a summer vacation with the fiancé, but good to know Phil's still being a dumb prick with incidents like banning a big contributor and ranting incoherently.

Currently in a whirlpool with a drink - but yeah Phil we're all very jealous of you. Cheers everyone!

 

[Agent Proper]

I'd just like to say that I've been quiet lately due to enjoying a summer vacation with the fiancé, but good to know Phil's still being a dumb prick with incidents like banning a big contributor and ranting incoherently.

Currently in a whirlpool with a drink - but yeah Phil we're all very jealous of you. Cheers everyone!

Nice I hope you are enjoy your hiatus from the 'tism. Comeback refreshed for the arcs coming up.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Just saw that "paid shills" rant from last night and wew lad. As others have pointed out these rants are always funny since we know DSP is a massive sell out any time he gets the chance. Funny he says "THOSE PEOPLE" blacklisted him from the industry, yeah Phil, because I'm sure so many developers are hyped about having a racist homophobic 37-year-old who plays video games terribly all day and jerked off on stream represent them. Hell put all that aside and no one wants you to represent them Phil because you're in general a toxic person who shits on everything and everyone.

Phil, the former weightlifter, said that a keg of beer is too heavy for a person to lift by themselves. A keg weighs about 160lbs.

He also said a gallon of milk is heavy. I mean maybe I'm just an alpha chad without knowing it but a gallon is like nothing to me.

 

[EcksDeeNiceTry]

If there is one game I want to see Phil play, it's "Opus Magnum". I wanna see what abominations he creates before ragequitting due to his devilspawn design landing him in the 5th percentile of the stats.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

As a paid shill for Phil seemed to actually be trying his best. He tried to make ELO Hell sound good. He tried to spin the garbage 1up Boxes as worth the price.

First Ever 1UpBox Unboxing! April 2017 - ACTION!

Interested in checking out 1UpBox yourself? Use this link!: http://1upbox.co/2pDd9nv And remember to use the discount code "AWESOME" at checkout to save a fe...

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Watching the 1up Box video shows his shilling abilities at work. The tee shirt is quite stupid and combines Pirates of the Caribbean, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Avatar the Last Airbender, except with knockoff characters. Phil says it's really cool and it's 100% cotton!

Then there is a lanyard with rip off anime on it. Phil doesn't watch anime, but it's cool too. You can put your keys on it.

Next there is what Phil says is "apparently a watch". The watch has rip off Guardians characters on a "rubberized plastic" wristband. Phil says the watch is cool because it doesn't constantly display the time. Yes, a watch that doesn't display the time is a cool feature.

There is an actual licensed product, a Marvel beanie baby. It's the fan favorite, Vision. From the Avengers and "many other things". I can only assume since we've never seen him again that it was so cool Phil threw it straight into his custom garbage can.

Some crappy sticker and a tiny pin.

Phil says, "Let's be completely honest here..." and then says the loot is worth at least $30. And the box only costs $20, what a deal!

*Bonus Fact: Watch the shadows and you can see that Phil is wildly rocking back and forth and flailing his arms despite not being on camera.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Funny he says "THOSE PEOPLE" blacklisted him from the industry, yeah Phil, because I'm sure so many developers are hyped about having a racist homophobic 37-year-old who plays video games terribly all day and jerked off on stream represent them. Hell put all that aside and no one wants you to represent them Phil because you're in general a toxic person who shits on everything and everyone.

Blabla only based on snippets of truths, blabla detractor meme and untrue, blabla completely debunked, blabla only idiots say negative stuff. His defence is like an onion, after you peel one layer the idiocy makes you cry and you face the next similar layer.

His ego is this huge wall of denial that stays strong against any argument, just by being made of stubborn stone and bullshit mortar. The only thing that keeps me sane while posting here, and not just throwing the towel, is the knowledge our words aren't really addressed to Phil anymore (any sincere help is futile) but any potential individual who might be in danger of falling for Phil's scam. You know, don't drink the propellant lil' Timmy.

Also the weather is way too nice to get heated up by DullSlowPig. I will just enjoy my day, while Phil screams in anger over his self-created third world non-problems.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

ETA: AND follows it up by permabanning a paypig with a 10000 bit badge. Phil, what the fuck are you doing? lmao

Did anyone happen to catch the name of this user? Also why was he shitcanned?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Did anyone happen to catch the name of this user? Also why was he shitcanned?

Probably wrongthink. Dsp has no need for people that ask questions

 

[Marsaudiac]

The part of his "paid shills" screeching that irks me the most is that in a way he's not wrong. The top dogs on Twitch totally are insufferable manchildren who get paid infinitely more than the value of their "work" playing free games and codes from publishers. Where Phil's rants fall apart, however, is that we already know why he rants about them. He may say that they're corrupt or immoral or whatever, but we all know that it's all because he wants a seat at the top.

 

[Pargon]

The part of his "paid shills" screeching that irks me the most is that in a way he's not wrong. The top dogs on Twitch totally are insufferable manchildren who get paid infinitely more than the value of their "work" playing free games and codes from publishers. Where Phil's rants fall apart, however, is that we already know why he rants about them. He may say that they're corrupt or immoral or whatever, but we all know that it's all because he wants a seat at the top.

Take solace in this fact: for all his giggling about dick-and-fart jokes and ogling of digital tits, Phil is still not considered charismatic or in touch enough to market video games to twelve-year-olds.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I just realized between the viewer poll, playing games a year late, and Iceborne the likelihood of Phil playing MHW is at an all time high.

Just imagine 50 hours of his exceptional fans carrying him through content as he stands there.

 

[ZehnBoat]

The part of his "paid shills" screeching that irks me the most is that in a way he's not wrong. The top dogs on Twitch totally are insufferable manchildren who get paid infinitely more than the value of their "work" playing free games and codes from publishers. Where Phil's rants fall apart, however, is that we already know why he rants about them. He may say that they're corrupt or immoral or whatever, but we all know that it's all because he wants a seat at the top.

i wouldn't give a shit if he meant "the 1% at the top"
but we know phil doesn't mean that
he means "everyone but me"
everyone who has ever enjoyed a video game he didn't was a shill, and lying for money
everyone who has reacted to a video game in an honest way is just a clown pandering to children
everyone who has beaten a game without a guide is just cheating somehow
EVERYONE

 

[Wing Zero]

I just realized between the viewer poll, playing games a year late, and Iceborne the likelihood of Phil playing MHW is at an all time high.

Just imagine 50 hours of his exceptional fans carrying him through content as he stands there.

I'm not even sure he has any fans who actively play MHW, let alone would be willing to carry him through the base game's story mode and all the optional quests so he can be even remotely prepped for Master Rank. Even then, like you said, he'd be so terrified of looking like a shit player that he would just be dead weight as a teammate and bore himself into hating the game.