Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Guardsman42]

I honestly do wonder if Becky will realize Hamber is dead at first.

She already likely lays in a pool of her own excrement and she only stirs to screech for food. Becky likely is awake well before Hamber so it might take half a day..

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

So uhh.. what car can she fit into now ?View attachment 808520

I think they borrowed one from one of Becky's family members. It looks bigger and nicer than the one they have (I'm having a derp morning and can't remember the brand/model they have now).

 

[Guardsman42]

I think they borrowed one from one of Becky's family members. It looks bigger and nicer than the one they have (I'm having a derp morning and can't remember the brand/model they have now).

Honestly wasn't it some asian 4 banger they owned? Corolla?

But I suspect the only reason they borrowed a car that was bigger was to fit hamber.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Honestly wasn't it some asian 4 banger they owned? Corolla?

But I suspect the only reason they borrowed a car that was bigger was to fit hamber.

They had a Hyundai. However, one look at the interior tells you this is a different car. I'm willing to bet that Becky did borrow her sister's car because of that car seat in the back. Also, the only way Hamber has managed to fit in that car, sideways at that, is by laying the car seat back down almost completely. Jesus, gorl.

I wouldn't lend my car to those two. For one, bye bye suspension. For two, the seats would need to be professionally cleaned if Hamber is sitting in her own effluvia for hours in 80-90 degree heat.

 

[Guardsman42]

They had a Hyundai. However, one look at the interior tells you this is a different car. I'm willing to bet that Becky did borrow her sister's car because of that car seat in the back. Also, the only way Hamber has managed to fit in that car, sideways at that, is by laying the car seat back down almost completely. Jesus, gorl.

I wouldn't lend my car to those two. For one, bye bye suspension. For two, the seats would need to be professionally cleaned if Hamber is sitting in her own effluvia for hours in 80-90 degree heat.

Want to bet Becky's sister has no idea Hamber was in her car and it smells quite literally of shit now and she's pissed at Becky?

 

[Phalanx]

So uhh.. what car can she fit into now ?View attachment 808520

Holy shit her face is so fucking bigger in contrast to last year SHITTTTT!!!1. she is clearly more than 600 now

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Holy shit her face is so fucking bigger in contrast to last year SHITTTTT!!!1. she is clearly more than 600 now

Nah, she’s just swollen

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

There used to be funny edits of this iconic moment but most of them are lost to time, like tears in rain

Like maggots on a train?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

They had a Hyundai. However, one look at the interior tells you this is a different car. I'm willing to bet that Becky did borrow her sister's car because of that car seat in the back. Also, the only way Hamber has managed to fit in that car, sideways at that, is by laying the car seat back down almost completely. Jesus, gorl.

I wouldn't lend my car to those two. For one, bye bye suspension. For two, the seats would need to be professionally cleaned if Hamber is sitting in her own effluvia for hours in 80-90 degree heat.

On the other hand, getting a new car might be some of that "so much has happened, omaigawd" news she alluded to in her latest video. That would be AL: "I'm just DYING to tell you that we got a new car... six weeks after we got the car... and after I've filmed myself in the car..."

 

[Long time lurker]

It takes a seriously dedicated fat-monster to add literal inches to their face fat in 1 year when they already weighted like 450+ lbs.

IIRC she was already over 500lb last year.

It's interesting you bring up the concept of a ruptured stomach... I bet you ANYTHING she has NEVER ONCE even considered or contemplated the potentiality of such

If stomachs got ruptured so easily we wouldn't have foi gras.

 

[Whatthefuck]

IIRC she was already over 500lb last year.

If stomachs got ruptured so easily we wouldn't have foi gras.

I believe you're correct about the weight last year, but IIRC it took her a while to cop to it. I think she clung to the 497 elbees for a good long time with the hope that the January stomach bug would kickstart her journey (tm). In fact, it very much reminds me of what Chantal is doing right now, clinging on to 367 elbees for dear life.

 

[phatbabezzz]

Amberlynn Reid Reacting To Zachary Michael

Hey! I also have Twitter, if you'd like to chat! Twitter → https://twitter.com/ThePettyKitten

www.youtube.com

Damn, 10 minutes in and it looks like she's about to cry any second now. Why the heck does she even watch these videos when she clearly can't handle it?

 

[Guardsman42]

Amberlynn Reid Reacting To Zachary Michael

Hey! I also have Twitter, if you'd like to chat! Twitter → https://twitter.com/ThePettyKitten

www.youtube.com

Damn, 10 minutes in and it looks like she's about to cry any second now. Why the heck does she even watch these videos when she clearly can't handle it?

Excuses to eat more.

 

[meepmapmop]

Watching her flabbergasted fat face while attempting to be witty is hilarious

 

[clusterfuckk]

As much as I hate this massive cunt, I have to say watching her try to hold back tears and pretend she isnt butt hurt about someone speaking the truth, was the most entertaining thing I have seen the bitch put out in a "hot minute".

 

[Billie Ross]

On the other hand, getting a new car might be some of that "so much has happened, omaigawd" news she alluded to in her latest video. That would be AL: "I'm just DYING to tell you that we got a new car... six weeks after we got the car... and after I've filmed myself in the car..."

Doesn't explain the baby seat in the back, even the "Becky has nephews" excuse didn't convince anyone as no mother in the world would trust a little baby/kid in a car alone with this two (a 600lbs fat ball without seat belt and a "special" person who already through a car in a ditch).

 

[Guardsman42]

Doesn't explain the baby seat in the back, even the "Becky has nephews" excuse didn't convince anyone as no mother in the world would trust a little baby/kid in a car alone with this two (a 600lbs fat ball without seat belt and a "special" person who already through a car in a ditch).

Eh another angle; Hamber broke the god damn feedermobile and they had to borrow a vehicle to get another one.

 

[Pixis]

I may be late in observing this, but, considering her videos are back dated wouldn't that mean she's been filming all these videos during the time she was complaining about being too depressed to do anything?

 

[Lame Entropy]

What happens to death fats when they croak if they don't have grave preparations? The poor fuck that ends up responsible is going to have to rush to find an extra-large plot and casket (she sure as shit can't be cremated).

 

[Guardsman42]

What happens to death fats when they croak if they don't have grave preparations? The poor fuck that ends up responsible is going to have to rush to find an extra-large plot and casket (she sure as shit can't be cremated).

Curious question..they'd be pauper field material right? Some googling and just thinks I remember reading over the years is that a pauper/unclaimed will get the bare minimum because funeral homes get boned on government repaying them. <We're talking like the government will allocate under 2 grand for funeral costs> and IIRC, cremation generally requires a next of kin signature.

That is all before we take into account Hamber's massive size. But maybe her freakish nature will mean some university will pay to dissect her? I have no real idea. I doubt Hamber has any sort of card for this. <Nor am I entirely sure if being an organ donor lets them do this any how>.

What is clear is that her death will be an unclaimed situation. Her family and her don't talk, and why would they claim her? They sure couldn't afford a damn thing for her.