Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Did you guys miss out on Shane's Q&A when he first showed up here? It was pretty informative.

He knew his young bride when she was even younger, was friends with her Dad, and she was a young single mother. Shane also said that he was hesitant to marry her, but her father talked him into it all friendly like.

Considering what @Not A Bug told us later, I don't actually believe that last bit.
TBH, I missed out on Shane, Shane Strikes Back, and only briefly was able to see The Return of Shane. So I'm looking forward to The Phantom Shane, Shane Wars, The Revenge of Shane, etc.
Wait, Shane or BoingoTango?
Wait, I have a crazy theory, rate me autistic or dumb all you like…

I think Shane=BoingoTango!
 
But they're still there, still accumalating fees, and struggling to delay discovery as long as possible, well past a lenient deadline.

This court is not being friendly to delaying tactics. The last discovery squabble got a hearing the very next week, with depositions scheduled soon afterwards. This is going to get a hearing as early as next week, and that's assuming they don't get a tongue-lashing from the judge in person during their own depositions, as well as any of their dilatory bullshit at the deposition itself getting smacked down instantly right there and then.

All they're doing is wasting their money.
 
This court is not being friendly to delaying tactics. The last discovery squabble got a hearing the very next week, with depositions scheduled soon afterwards. This is going to get a hearing as early as next week, and that's assuming they don't get a tongue-lashing from the judge in person during their own depositions, as well as any of their dilatory bullshit at the deposition itself getting smacked down instantly right there and then.

All they're doing is wasting their money.

Judges have limited patience, and to be honest this judge sounds like he's not going to appreciate this kind of chickenshit.
 
He has such a hate boner for Nick and Vic he just can’t let go.
Shane isn't like nick Shane wants to be at the centre of attention this is the most attention Shane has gotten ever he's desperately sinking onto relevancy see's what nicks has and he thinks that he can do the same but, Shane doesn't know law and Shane is boring as fuck, he doesn't have the charisma nick has.that's why everyone like nick's show.
 
I can't believe there are already 255 pages in a thread about Shane. I mean what is there to really talk about? He's an insignificant loser who really has nothing to due with the actual Vic trial in the bigger scheme of things. Even Ronald is more relevant to the trial than he is.

It's one of those guilty pleasures like People of Walmart, listening Taylor Swift songs or drinking pickle juice right out of the jar.
 
after this shitstorm is over shane will still be screaming don't worry the evidence is coming out.

Here’s how Bernie can still win in 2016.

I thought before that if Vic won Shane would change his tune and be like “Vic did some things, but didn’t deserve this treatment, good for him” then wax poetic about how the people supporting Vic were awful and didn’t do him any favors, yadda yadda yadda. Now though, I’m not so sure. He might just implode.

This man has lost his shit and going full on SJW. Also he is still unhealthily obsessed with Nick Rekieta.

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If you don’t have any actual moral high ground, just make shit up and pretend you do!
 
This man has lost his shit and going full on SJW. Also he is still unhealthily obsessed with Nick Rekieta.

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Source: https://twitter.com/shane_holmberg/status/1142284472521543681 with archive - http://archive.li/mJEHz

Liars hate being called out for being liars.
Idiots hate being called out for being idiots.
Hypocrites hate being called out for being hypocrites.
Shanes hate being called out for being Shanes.

You're worse than the Alt-Right, Shane.
You don't even realize that if you really wish to defeat the Alt-Right, you must realize what is causing their rise.
And that cause is hypermoralistic, white progressives like you, acting in the exact same way as the old Moral Majority did.

The entirety of the SJW ideology is a rehabilitation of racism and sexism for a new generation.

It is frustration pretending to be righteousness. It is fascism pretending to be manners.

It is revenge, pretending to be justice.
 
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Yeah shane go fuck yourself, you shitlord
I was wondering how he was going to spin the newest details involving MoRon, seems like even he knew it wasn't spinnable and has instead decided to just reeeeeeee as loudly as he can. Funny thing is him constantly saying inflammatory things about Nick is the worst thing he can do, it'll cost Nick pennies on the dollar to fuck him up in a court room to "restore my good name and reputation that Mr. Holmberg has repeatedly attacked online".
 
I was wondering how he was going to spin the newest details involving MoRon, seems like even he knew it wasn't spinnable and has instead decided to just reeeeeeee as loudly as he can. Funny thing is him constantly saying inflammatory things about Nick is the worst thing he can do, it'll cost Nick pennies on the dollar to fuck him up in a court room to "restore my good name and reputation that Mr. Holmberg has repeatedly attacked online".
"When you can't spin, just REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" - Shoe-Eater
 
I can't believe there are already 255 pages in a thread about Shane. I mean what is there to really talk about? He's an insignificant loser who really has nothing to do with the actual Vic trial in the bigger scheme of things. Even Ronald is more relevant to the trial than he is.
It's always fun to dunk on a cow that comes to the site.

I'm of two minds on the insignificant part and hear me out. It's easy to call him insignificant as he is an idiot with awful takes, so poor that he eats shoes, looks like a goblinoid, and Nick / Ty have written him off repeatedly. Yet it's also common tactical knowledge to never interrupt your opponent while they are making mistakes... and Shane is a huge mistake (in all ways) and constantly shoots the group in the foot (probably so he has more food to eat).

Shane is being fed info by at least 2 of the defendants, helps verify evidence and telegraphs the defendants every move, he runs 4 cons (read 1 pathetic con), may have been in contact with (at least) Kameha con, has been involved in secret discords with relevant parties and their gay ops, has been repeatedly defaming Vic and more that i can't think of right now. @AnOminous has talked about the conspiracy charge currently being weak, due to the claim of everybody being Funimation agents. Now IANAL but maybe you could throw a Shane in there and baby now you got a stew going.

At least part of me thinks Shane only hasn't gotten a letter because it's more currently more useful to let him roam free in his idiocy. Again i know Ty has said he has written him off, but he certainly fits with the idea that codename Igor is too stupid to realize that he is Igor.
 
Even Shane doesn't know why the evidence he said was coming a month ago hasn't come out yet.

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Lol Shane, if they had anything, surely they would have leaked it to you, right? No....? Well, maybe that should tell you something, fatass.
This man has lost his shit and going full on SJW. Also he is still unhealthily obsessed with Nick Rekieta.

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Source: https://twitter.com/shane_holmberg/status/1142284472521543681 with archive - http://archive.li/mJEHz
Shane.exe has failed to respond. Would you like to update your soy intake now or later?

Get bent fag.
 
There's something fascinating about Shane.

I remember during GG, SOP was for the Antis that when one of them publicly embarassed themselves (which they were wont to do), they'd proceed to pretend it never happened and block anyone who discussed it. And these were some of the most successful grifters on the tubernets at the time. They've since gone bankrupt, but at the time, they were able to get spots talking to the UN and demanding the Internet be censored for letting people call them out for being lying sacks of shit.

What I'm getting at is that the ideological speds behind GG opposition at least had the self-awareness to recognize bad optics.

Shane, meanwhile, has just continued forwards since his fucking verbal sodomy at the hands of Nick Rekieta. There is no way in hell you can even try to spin Shane's disastrous appearance on his show as anything other than a complete and total loss for Shane's side. No one views him as anything other than a total laughingstock, and yet miraculously, he keeps doubling down, and it's especially surreal to watch because he never fucking wins. He'll show up, get absolutely destroyed and ridiculed, drop too much information that gets him even more ridiculed and strongly suggests that the shit he spews about Vic is predominantly projection, and yet no matter how hard he gets glazed, he's back on his feet (and Twitter) loudly proclaiming his imminent victory.

I hope to god Shane donates his brain to science after he dies. He cannot possibly be wired like the rest of us.
 
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