Line Of The Day

[EI 903]

Since Chris now identifies as a woman, should we be parading those tits around without a NSFW tag?

I agree. Women's bodies are offensive.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 1 minute agoNull
   prepares his hand
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 A moment agoNull:
   Connor's posting. Church is in session.
3. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 A moment agoNull:
   Everyone get your Bible.
4. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 A moment agoNull
   slaps his knee
5. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1189.jpg?1420813187 A moment agoCute Anime Girl:
   that was...uh..
6. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1420873654 A moment agoDeagleBoipussy420:
   @ @Null, you tried
7. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 A moment agoNull:
   @ @DeagleBoipussy420, @ @Cute Anime Girl, NO IT WORKS
8. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 A moment agoNull:
   BECAUSE HIS LAST NAME IS BIBLE
9. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 A moment agoNull:
   fudck you

 

[EI 903]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1411619164 A moment agoCoster:
   wait a second
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1414033247 A moment agoDormiebasne:
   oh god he has the verified
3. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1411619164 A moment agoCoster:
   connor starts with a C
4. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1411619164 A moment agoCoster:
   C is the roman numeral for 100
5. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1420879250 A moment agoCuddlebug:
   Connor's a red blooded lolcow now
6. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1411619164 A moment agoCoster:
   hundred starts with an H
7. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1189.jpg?1420813187 A moment agoCute Anime Girl:
   he asked for all of this and more
8. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1411619164 A moment agoCoster:
   hitler also starts with an H
9. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1411619164 A moment agoCoster:
   ergo, connor is hitler

 

[Waifu]

Another thing that might help with attracting girls is to not be so public about the frankly worrisome condition of your penis.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 A moment agoNull:
   i wish i did coke
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1418816652 A moment agoNull:
   i'd be fucking slim
3. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   null gave me his coke addiction. i blew through a 12 pack i bought sunday

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1419793797 A moment agoHellblazer:
   We're simultaneously a terrible influence and a good support group

 

[Pine Tar]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1420873654 1 minute agoDeagleBoipussy420:
   I don't get the appeal of futa honestly
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1420873654 A moment agoDeagleBoipussy420:
   I mean, I like women and I like dicks
3. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1420873654 A moment agoDeagleBoipussy420:
   But they go together as well as chocolate and raw chicken

 

[CatParty]

Connor, fellow Molly Ringwald fan, after reading this thread fully, now I get it.

I usually try not to fraternize with the other members like that, which is why I barely knew much about you except you were a local sperg and you loved Molly Ringwald a lot, but you really are a waste of life.

You only take one class per semester? What kind of waste of money and time is that? You're still paying for board and food from the college, aren't you? And you won't use your enormous amount of free time to try to better your life? Well, suddenly, my first semester of my own college life doesn't seem so bad (I didn't go until I was 21 because again, like you, I'm not that smart and didn't want to make the adjustment, and fucked up real bad on my first semester, even failing out of class for sleeping in too much).

And about using your real name everywhere you go on the internet, dude, don't you know this is the age of social media? Even if you don't use your real last name, its pretty easy enough to connect enough dots, causing even more dox to be dropped on you.

Dude, stop logging into here and go to the gym. I promise after 15 months of weight lifting and eating sensibly, you'll also knock out your masturbation problem, because the girls would be all over you.

 

[HG 400]

1. A moment ago - Melchett:
   @ @Ronald Gaygun, except I shit in your toilet so much that nobody else wants to go near it and it starts to let off a horrid stench and make your entire house smell bad

 

[Holdek]

1. A moment ago - applecat
   bends Glaive over and murrs him hard

 

[ShavedSheep]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2029.jpg?1400710728 1 minute agosilentprincess:
   I hope Null isn't mad at me

 

[Trombonista]

'Heaven' is a frame-of-mind as is 'hell'. I AM in heaven right now. What about you?

I'm on a website with a schizophrenic citing scripture and phone calls to Obama at me. Pretty sure this is Heaven.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 1 minute agoKatsuKitty:
   >jennifer's addiction began at age five
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   >when she ate the seat of the family car
3. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   i dunno guys, if your kid starts eating the fucking car, you think it's time to bring her to the psychologist
4. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/40.jpg?1420762780 A moment agoHunger Mythos:
   what a strong and independant woman
5. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4268.jpg?1420150619 A moment agoUltimate Grisby:
   Cars have lots of iron in them.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1414033247 A moment agoDormiebasne:
   the gay has spread through this place like a virus

 

[Watcher]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1517.jpg?1421015256 A moment agoJon-Nyan:
   also is there a faggot group yet or do i have to make it myself?
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1420873654 1 minute agoDeagleBoipussy420:
   @ @Jon-Nyan, there's a few
3. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1420873654 1 minute agoDeagleBoipussy420:
   Like the JoJo one
4. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1420873654 A moment agoDeagleBoipussy420:
   But that's a different kind of faggotry
5. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1517.jpg?1421015256 A moment agoJon-Nyan:
   @ @DeagleBoipussy420, that is not the kind of faggotry i can get behind

 

[Watcher]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1132.jpg?1394010514 3 minutes agorobertsimmons:
   @ @Null, fuck i love you
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1132.jpg?1394010514 3 minutes agorobertsimmons:
   @ @Coster, and you too
3. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1421218973 2 minutes agoCuddlebug:
   @ @robertsimmons, slap his knee
4. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1421218973 2 minutes agoCuddlebug:
   You know you wanna
5. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1411619164 2 minutes agoCoster:
   @ @robertsimmons, you may if you like
6. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1411619164 2 minutes agoCoster
   extends his knee for robert
7. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1132.jpg?1394010514 1 minute agorobertsimmons:
   @ @Coster, ... after reading this, i came in my pants. I came really hard... i need to clean up right now brb
8. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1411619164 1 minute agoCoster:
   @ @robertsimmons,

 

[applecat]

1. A moment ago - Clown Doll:
   If you want a vision of Coster in charge, imagine a hand slapping on a human knee, forever.

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - TheAmazingAxolotl:
   My vagina would shut down with the Windows 98 sound effects.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3126.jpg?1421163559 1 minute agoLordDarkrai:
   I'm so tempted to paste Conner's face on a shinji ikari picture when I get home.
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1420873654 A moment agoDeagleBoipussy420:
   @ @LordDarkrai, put him in the masturbation scene from EoE
3. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3126.jpg?1421163559 A moment agoLordDarkrai:
   Thats prefect.
4. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3126.jpg?1421163559 A moment agoLordDarkrai:
   prefect I mean.
5. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/127.jpg?1419775005 A moment agoOrganic Fapcup:
   @ @LordDarkrai, you said prefect twice.

 

[EI 903]

some people just want to be adventurous and they might enter Rio

@Rio is becoming famous even in Discussion...