حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Just an idea @Conner, at my college we have a student success center where we offer free tutoring to all students. You could see if you could get a job somewhere on your campus tutoring. It shouldn't be hard to get a position, and you could probably do fine tutoring English. Also, you would get to hang out with the other tutors. If math is a struggle for you (and holyshit I know how that is) they would be more then willing to help a fellow tutor.
I only get paid minimum wage, but it's still a job and it's great hanging out with the people there. I go to a small community college and there's a whole group of people who you see every day in there. It's kind of like a family. If anything, you could do private tutoring.

 

[Watcher]

"Ableist" my ass.

You only need to watch Internet Aristocrat's video on Ableism to know it's bullshit

 

[Randall Fragg]

Aww, I missed Connor/Harold Lauder.
I do hope some people from WrongPlanet show up. Maybe they can hear both sides of the story.

Also, Connor, why do you fear that masterbation will make you sterile? Sperm do regenerate you know.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

@Connor is a long-term forum user and beloved pet. He's most known for having absolutely no filter and requesting an account deletion every week.

about time we brought him up here. Thanx.

 

[José Mourinho]

About this ABLEISM bullshit, I'll like to point out a few things:

• In the Brianna Wu thread, there's criticisms about her using an autistic minority from the Autism Speaks video and use him as a very unfunny meme comparing him with GamerGaters. The autism joke is not even funny at all and me and @Oglooger criticised her about it in the thread.
• Ableism is a social justice issue, but funnily enough we are called a SJW cesspool by some retards like shutupman, a /gamergate/ user who claimed that Null was friends with LW (forgot his name) and some others.
• The lolcow board is similar to 789chan's /cwc/ where one of the modt popular quotes is "spergs making fun of spergs", where people with autism laugh at lolcows (including those with autism) and at the same time laughing at themselves too and as well having fun. This can be applied to this Lolcow Board too, where we have some autistic users and also laughing at lolcows.

But okay never mind, we are the huge cesspool of.....

.....Okay.

 

[The Dude]

@Connor you say you want to be a teacher? I can tell you right now you'll never make it. My wife is a teacher. It's damn hard work and it taxes you in every way imaginable, physically, mentally, and emotionally. You're too much of a whiny crybaby to make it as a teacher. You think we're mean to you? Those kids will be far worse.

If you somehow manage to make it out of school, get your degree in education, get your teaching license, and actually get a job at a school, I'd give you a term, maybe a semester, before you chimp out, quit your teaching job, and are back on WrongPlanet making bitch posts about how your students were mean and disrespectful and said things that hurt your feewings and make excuses saying how it wasn't your fault and you had to quit because you were being harassed.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Then? You don't work and I don't see something so horrible in your life that make you think of suicide

Inb4 stress and autism

Serious note, when dealing with legit mental illness, sometimes the stupidest shit will send you in a tailspin. Which I can understand. But Jesus Christ, @Connor , if you're unhappy with something in your life, dust yourself off & do something about it. Here, I'll even show you my power level.

Spoiler: WHAT NINE THOUSAND

Do you know how many of us have attempted suicide? I think I tried to kill myself three times in one year, once. That was after I lost my job, dropped out of school, & had to move back in with my mom. I've lost count of how many times my best friend has tried to kill herself, as she had dealt with similar situations. We can kinda laugh about it now, & the running joke is that we must suck pretty hard if we can't end our lives properly. Point is, you're not the only one in this "hive of scum & villainy" that has tried to off themselves. Have you seen the Mental Illness or Coping threads? It doesn't make you special, nor will it make any Kiwis take back those mean nasty hurtful words they may have said.

A year ago, I checked myself into the psych ward because I was hallucinating & shit. That's what happens when I get super-stressed out. I hallucinate. After I was discharged, my mom kicked me out. Now, a year before we all packed up & moved to Alabama (I'm from PA). I didn't know anyone down here, & was completely homeless. I lived in a group home for a while. Now I live in a psychiatric recovery facility while I wait for my SSI. I do menial work for pay for about eight hours a week (I got shot down when I tried to work more, go fig). I'm hoping to finish my degree online this summer once I get all this financial aid shit out of the way. When I get the all-clear, I'm gonna volunteer at one of the local psych hospitals to mentor adolescent girls who've gone through similar shit. I'm slowly trying to get back up to where I was before I went completely batshit. I still have good days & bad days.
TL;DR no matter how bad your situation, no matter how hopeless things seem, you always have options. There are plenty of programs out there you can take advantage of. You just have to be proactive. YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN FIX YOUR LIFE. NO ONE ELSE CAN DO IT FOR YOU.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Why would any woman not want this?

Dear glasses manufactures,

Stop making these glasses. It's 2015.

 

[Cosmos]

Like many others in this thread, I manage a part-time job and college classes. And when I say it's a part time job, I really mean part-time; I work as a florist's assistant in a grocery store so they can't afford to give me many hours. I used to work as a cashier in the same store, but after starting classes again, I found the hours were overwhelming so I took a break and focused on classes before starting to work in a different department with much more manageable hours.

My point is that having a part-time job doesn't necessarily mean you have to work 30 hours a week. A lot of places offering part time work (retail chains, fast-food joints, etc) have really flexible hours and are willing to work with you so long as you're willing to work with them. And given that you only have one class, you'll have an insane amount of flexibility there.

Honestly, just get a job. I earn minimum wage with translates to a pitiful amount each week, but I'm not really working for money right now (because, fortunately, my parents are supporting me through college, which it sounds like your folks are doing). I'm working for experience and the opportunity to get out there and interact with people. Working and actually getting paid for it (as opposed to slaving over classwork and not getting any reimbursement for it because duh, that's how it works) gives you a really nice, productive feeling, too.

 

[cypocryphy]

yo @Connor

 

[Watcher]

What was the one post he rated autistic? I must know.

I wanna know who Connor considers Dumb

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Serious note, when dealing with legit mental illness, sometimes the stupidest shit will send you in a tailspin. Which I can understand. But Jesus Christ, @Connor , if you're unhappy with something in your life, dust yourself off & do something about it. Here, I'll even show you my power level.

Spoiler: WHAT NINE THOUSAND

Do you know how many of us have attempted suicide? I think I tried to kill myself three times in one year, once. That was after I lost my job, dropped out of school, & had to move back in with my mom. I've lost count of how many times my best friend has tried to kill herself, as she had dealt with similar situations. We can kinda laugh about it now, & the running joke is that we must suck pretty hard if we can't end our lives properly. Point is, you're not the only one in this "hive of scum & villainy" that has tried to off themselves. Have you seen the Mental Illness or Coping threads? It doesn't make you special, nor will it make any Kiwis take back those mean nasty hurtful words they may have said.

A year ago, I checked myself into the psych ward because I was hallucinating & shit. That's what happens when I get super-stressed out. I hallucinate. After I was discharged, my mom kicked me out. Now, a year before we all packed up & moved to Alabama (I'm from PA). I didn't know anyone down here, & was completely homeless. I lived in a group home for a while. Now I live in a psychiatric recovery facility while I wait for my SSI. I do menial work for pay for about eight hours a week (I got shot down when I tried to work more, go fig). I'm hoping to finish my degree online this summer once I get all this financial aid shit out of the way. When I get the all-clear, I'm gonna volunteer at one of the local psych hospitals to mentor adolescent girls who've gone through similar shit. I'm slowly trying to get back up to where I was before I went completely batshit. I still have good days & bad days.
TL;DR no matter how bad your situation, no matter how hopeless things seem, you always have options. There are plenty of programs out there you can take advantage of. You just have to be proactive. YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN FIX YOUR LIFE. NO ONE ELSE CAN DO IT FOR YOU.

As far as I can tell, connor's mental stresses are his ass burgalry and people not accepting him when he acts like a hateful entitled sperg. He likes to use the fact that he attempted to off himself twice as reasons to stop the bowling, which leads me to believe that he sees suicide attempts (Since he's tried twice, he either really sucks at it, or knows he doesn't actually want to die,) as a card to play to end anything he doesn't like.
Now who else do we know who does this :^)?

 

[Null]

Now who else do we know who does this :^)?

Uh, Vade?

Maybe Vade is Connor. They look alike.

 

[Xarpho]

Why would any woman not want this?

He kind of looks like Chris circa 2000. All that's missing is the and a tasteless shirt. (Seriously, dude, ditch the glasses, and lose some weight, it will do you a world of good)

 

[Watcher]

Spoiler: WHAT NINE THOUSAND

Do you know how many of us have attempted suicide? I think I tried to kill myself three times in one year, once. That was after I lost my job, dropped out of school, & had to move back in with my mom. I've lost count of how many times my best friend has tried to kill herself, as she had dealt with similar situations. We can kinda laugh about it now, & the running joke is that we must suck pretty hard if we can't end our lives properly. Point is, you're not the only one in this "hive of scum & villainy" that has tried to off themselves. Have you seen the Mental Illness or Coping threads? It doesn't make you special, nor will it make any Kiwis take back those mean nasty hurtful words they may have said.

A year ago, I checked myself into the psych ward because I was hallucinating & shit. That's what happens when I get super-stressed out. I hallucinate. After I was discharged, my mom kicked me out. Now, a year before we all packed up & moved to Alabama (I'm from PA). I didn't know anyone down here, & was completely homeless. I lived in a group home for a while. Now I live in a psychiatric recovery facility while I wait for my SSI. I do menial work for pay for about eight hours a week (I got shot down when I tried to work more, go fig). I'm hoping to finish my degree online this summer once I get all this financial aid shit out of the way. When I get the all-clear, I'm gonna volunteer at one of the local psych hospitals to mentor adolescent girls who've gone through similar shit. I'm slowly trying to get back up to where I was before I went completely batshit. I still have good days & bad days.
TL;DR no matter how bad your situation, no matter how hopeless things seem, you always have options. There are plenty of programs out there you can take advantage of. You just have to be proactive. YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN FIX YOUR LIFE. NO ONE ELSE CAN DO IT FOR YOU.

I'm always amused at how it takes a huge lolcow to bring us all together and support each other

 

[Cosmos]

I'm always amused at how it takes a huge lolcow to bring us all together and support each other

Man, that gives me the warm fuzzies. It's sort of like how the entire Marijan thread (all 600 pages of it) consists solely of the Kiwis vs. Marijan. It's way less antagonistic in this thread (because I honestly think most of us want Connor to succeed), but we're pretty much all on the "Dude, get a fucking job and stop falling back on the autism excuse" train.

 

[Pine Tar]

Man, that gives me the warm fuzzies. It's sort of like how the entire Marijan thread (all 600 pages of it) consists solely of the Kiwis vs. Marijan. It's way less antagonistic in this thread (because I honestly think most of us want Connor to succeed), but we're pretty much all on the "Dude, get a fucking job and stop falling back on the autism excuse" train.

Agreed. I mean, I'd like to see Connor be successful. But, he's really got to change his mindset on things. He needs to stop seeing people criticizing him as being morally equivalent to people who would want to see him dead. He needs to realize that when we stopped hating the world, our lives improved and maybe, just maybe, if he adopted the same mentality, things would get better for him. But, no, it's just easier to bitch and moan.

 

[TM Ambrose]

He kind of looks like Chris circa 2000. All that's missing is the and a tasteless shirt. (Seriously, dude, ditch the glasses, and lose some weight, it will do you a world of good)

If anything switch to some square frames. They actually look okay on round faces.

 

[XH 502]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1419793797 A moment agoHellblazer:
   We're simultaneously a terrible influence and a good support group

This combined with [BOLDYSPICY!'s] previous posts in this thread pretty much sums up the mentality I've seen in Kiwi Farms.

We follow lolcows because we're all fucked up in our own ways, and we see some of ourselves in these eccentric internet denizens. It's fun to watch them, it's intriguing to deconstruct their mindset, but in the end people genuinely want the lolcows to mature and change their lives for the better. Because we feel some amount of empathy for the lolcows and we know that life is worthwhile when you work to overcome your challenges.

When I describe this forum to people I tell them it adheres to one universal rule: "don't be an asshole". You can create a fucked up manga about Ebola seagull and milk an ongoing tragedy for pageviews, but the Kiwis will only hold it against you if you're an asshole about it. If you come in here and join in the laughter and generally be sociable then you'll actually gain some new fans. In that respect this forum is incredibly inclusive, because we'll take all kinds so long as you adhere to that universal rule. That is where Connor has gone wrong. He broke the rule.

Now, let's join hands and sing some fucking Kumbaya up in this shit.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Connor, a few years ago I was basically in your same situation. I looked like shit because I didn't work out, my school work was crap and I had no friends. I'm guessing you probably have pretty severe depression. I have that too and it sucks. I even thought my parents hated me at one point.

The thing is though, your parents probably are not nearly as bad as you say/think they are and your life could be so much worse.

When I was feeling awful all the time I tried to blame everyone but myself because I desperately wanted my depression to be something I couldn't control. At least then, it would be out of my hands and someone else's fault. Then I realized that the only way to change my life was to actually go out and do something about it. No amount of whining on the Internet is going to make your life any better. If anything you'll just embarrass yourself further. Do yourself a favor and take some classes you're actually interested in, go to the gym on campus and join some clubs. Plus, get yourself a part time job. I did that a few years back when I was feeling depressed and it really improved my self esteem and made me feel a lot more independent.