r/polyamory

[Potatis Salad]

This polyamorous FTM got a King of Hearts tattoo with the expectation that someday in the future multiple women will be in love with "him."

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Good luck with that, "bro"!

 

[Vampirella]

This polyamorous FTM got a King of Hearts tattoo with the expectation that someday in the future multiple women will be in love with "him."

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People that wear their heart on their sleeve all ways get hurt in the end.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

People that wear their heart on their sleeve all ways get hurt in the end.

Just wait when he figures out polyamory just does not work. He will be stuck with that ink. Lasering it off is not cheap and a good deal more painful than putting the ink on.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

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Not sure if I believe this, but it sure is funny...

Sounds to me like this woman jumped in poly lifestyle really fast, deep and loud. It doesn’t sound like thay dated this new girl for any reasonable amount of time before she moved in. Even if the new girl was her only spouse it would be worrying as she has kids. You really should make sure that the relationship will last and that the person is staple and not dangerous before putting kids trough having a new adult in their life.

Also why does the world need to be made known that they are dating the new girl? I don’t mean they need lie, just have don’t ask don’t tell type of thing where you don’t bring poly up but do answer honestly and without shame if somebody asks. There is nothing wrong about being tactical about information sharing to avoid drama and hurt feelings. I’m sure that the grandparents would have been a lot more accepting if they have had met her as a good friend of the couple and who in later point (like at least a year of dating) moves in because rent money, helping with the kids or something. In few years after people have got used her being there maybe trop a hint or two that there is more than friendly feelings there if full openness is coal. Just let people have time to observe that the situation is healthy and happy before asking support and celebration. But honestly they could just live as a couple and a long time friend sharing a house and daily chores without letting anyone in what happens in bedroom.

Oh, I forgot that people are unreasonable bigots if they don’t accept any and all none-white-supermist lifestyle immediately. Newer mind.

 

[Potatis Salad]

How are you sure of that? She's not terribly articulate, but neither are many of them.

The writing style, the fact that her kids were running wild with no structure or rules, abruptly moving their fuck buddy in and introducing her as a new mommy, the awkward letter from the parents, posting the whole situation publicly on Facebook...all of this hints that we might not be dealing with Mr and Mrs Sherman McCoy from Bonfire of the Vanities.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

I love this thread. I love it so much that I'm very happy to make my first post on KiwiFarms here. I just love how completely predictable the comeuppance for being an absolute fucking moron and getting into polyamory is. It's like a short story by Saki, or a Twilight Zone episode, where the internal logic of the story just grinds almost mechanically to an inevitable conclusion. Once someone announces that they're polyamorous, or that they're in an "open relationship," you can predict with mathematical certainty that it's going to blow up in their face. And amid all the chaos and confusion of human life, where the wicked are so often rewarded and the good so often punished, I just think it's beautiful that there's this one thing that you can look at with complete certainty. And that these fucking idiots keep on failing to learn and throwing themselves right into its maw, over and over and over again. Pure pottery.

 

[Tanner Glass]

This polyamorous FTM got a King of Hearts tattoo with the expectation that someday in the future multiple women will be in love with "him." View attachment 803747

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Good luck with that, "bro"!

A better tattoo for polyamory would be a bunch of different partial hearts jammed together to try and recreate a single heart.

Preferably in an unfilled heart container.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

I love this thread. I love it so much that I'm very happy to make my first post on KiwiFarms here. I just love how completely predictable the comeuppance for being an absolute fucking moron and getting into polyamory is. It's like a short story by Saki, or a Twilight Zone episode, where the internal logic of the story just grinds almost mechanically to an inevitable conclusion. Once someone announces that they're polyamorous, or that they're in an "open relationship," you can predict with mathematical certainty that it's going to blow up in their face. And amid all the chaos and confusion of human life, where the wicked are so often rewarded and the good so often punished, I just think it's beautiful that there's this one thing that you can look at with complete certainty. And that these fucking idiots keep on failing to learn and throwing themselves right into its maw, over and over and over again. Pure pottery.

If you like this sort of karmic justice threads, head on over to Beauty Parlour, it's full of 'em.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I hate the idea that having feelings is inherently bad--it's part of being human. And the idea that not being 100% honest all the time is bad--total honesty makes most people seem like jerks, which is one of the reasons dealing with autistic people is aggravating.

Have yourselves another:
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The mother of the child is out at a child-unfriendly autism group twice a week.

Someone liked this post so I went and looked at the OP again, and update, they broke up.
Apparently she was also asexual and only had sex with him out of a sense of duty, but I bet she was fucking the new guy.

Fresh content:

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Realistically no human on Earth can divide their feelings with mathematical precision. They'll always have preference. Even in polygamous societies there was usually a head concubine or a favorite that ruled the other women. So yeah, in a poly relationship, that means there's always gonna be a side chick or a cuck who'll get dumped or frozen out the moment they stop being interesting.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

Realistically [...]

There's your mistake: assuming any of these people have a remotely realistic idea of how human emotions work.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Polyamory isn't a real thing. It's always just some disgusting fat bitch or some weenie soy boy that is so desperate for a mate and limited in options, they're willing to let other people fuck their mate rathet than be alone.

Or nerds that never learned even the building blocks inherent to this level of commitment, and just assume they can commit to multiple people at the same time because they're so used to windowshopping and so not used to expecting anything from searching/operating according to their more conventional preference.

 

[queerape]

Realistically no human on Earth can divide their feelings with mathematical precision. They'll always have preference. Even in polygamous societies there was usually a head concubine or a favorite that ruled the other women. So yeah, in a poly relationship, that means there's always gonna be a side chick or a cuck who'll get dumped or frozen out the moment they stop being interesting.

With each romantic relationship, you get a different experience, and different things get emphasized. It's easier to tailor the needs to the specific person if you are one on one, and negotiate ways to get around unmet needs. But in a poly, you are going to have to shift the needs constantly between partners, and someone is going to get left out. For example, you may be better at fulfilling Partner 1 sexual needs, and Partner 2 emotional needs, but 1's emotional needs and 2's sexual needs are going to get left out unless they can cover for it. If you have more than 5 people in your"polycule" you are going to get clusters of people favoring each other since they can better cover for the unmet needs.

Even if there is no cosmic law that says you can only love one person at once, you do have physical limitations to the needs you can give and what you can manage that makes one partner only more practical for most people in most cases.

I find that a lot of these SJW types don't really have much experience in actual relationships. They base it off concepts in Tumblr, where everything is always neat and clean.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

With each romantic relationship, you get a different experience, and different things get emphasized. It's easier to tailor the needs to the specific person if you are one on one, and negotiate ways to get around unmet needs. But in a poly, you are going to have to shift the needs constantly between partners, and someone is going to get left out. For example, you may be better at fulfilling Partner 1 sexual needs, and Partner 2 emotional needs, but 1's emotional needs and 2's sexual needs are going to get left out unless they can cover for it. If you have more than 5 people in your"polycule" you are going to get clusters of people favoring each other since they can better cover for the unmet needs.

Even if there is no cosmic law that says you can only love one person at once, you do have physical limitations to the needs you can give and what you can manage that makes one partner only more practical for most people in most cases.

I find that a lot of these SJW types don't really have much experience in actual relationships. They base it off concepts in Tumblr, where everything is always neat and clean.

And also highly based in anime and anime fanfics, where everything is highly erotic and carefree.

 

[SourDiesel]

I find that a lot of these SJW types don't really have much experience in actual relationships. They base it off concepts in Tumblr, where everything is always neat and clean.

Well I would disagree that tumblr is "neat and clean" but if you really want to know where all these ideas come from, you should check out the poly bible, "The Ethical Slut". Just like if your partner tries to troon out, if your partner comes home with a copy of this book or tries to get you to read it, RUN. Fast and far. Don't look back. Just keep running.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Well I would disagree that tumblr is "neat and clean" but if you really want to know where all these ideas come from, you should check out the poly bible, "The Ethical Slut". Just like if your partner tries to troon out, if your partner comes home with a copy of this book or tries to get you to read it, RUN. Fast and far. Don't look back. Just keep running.

Straight up Forrest Gump them. Not gonna be turned into a pillar of salt to-DAY, no sir-- er, I mean ma'am.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

There's your mistake: assuming any of these people have a remotely realistic idea of how human emotions work.

they remind me of the guys who are like 'my girlfriend/wife is soooo irrational, she gets so mad when I play video games for 16 hours a day/wear cargo shorts and anime tshirts to church/spend all my money on altcoins, unlike me, the paragon of being LOGICAL and RATIONAL', and it's the same demographic too
they also think monogamous people are selfish for insisting their partners not be allowed to 'open their hearts', with the seeming assumption that one half of every mono couple is secretly poly or something.

 

[AprilRains]

they also think monogamous people are selfish for insisting their partners not be allowed to 'open their hearts',

I don't think it's their hearts.

 

[Vampirella]

This chick is mad that not every metamour her partner fucks doesn't want to be her best buddy. But the most interesting thing in this is that she uses the phrase toxic monogamy. I guess being monogamous is toxic now. (Archive )

 

[Chin of Campbell]

This chick is mad that not every metamour her partner fucks doesn't want to be her best buddy. But the most interesting thing in this is that she uses the phrase toxic monogamy. I guess being monogamous is toxic now. (Archive )
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We have toxic masculinity, toxic monogamy...is toxic heterosexuality a thing yet? How long before we have toxic normality?