Containment Random Chris Updates

Yolandi said:
I wear one ring all the time and every time I wash my hands I have to move the ring to dry under it. So assuming he doesn't wash or washes them a lot, it's either gross or always wet under them *cringe
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This is Chris we're talking about. It's probably wet and gross.

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Also I was looking at his Twitter last night and-

Oh...

Oh no
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Looks like chris is fanboying over pokemon mechanics again...
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I’m working on the PokéDex Page for Rosey to Vamprosa, and updating Sonichu’s Page a bit as well, now that I KNOW their Official PokéDex Numbers go from #’s 978 to 983. I’ll share those in a while.
I JUST Learned the Payment System for Pokemon Trainers, so Listen Up!
So, Trainers get PAID for Battling, Win or Lose. This is done through the Trainers’ PokeDexes, which link to the Pokemon they capture, acquire, and train, as well as their “PokéDollar”/Unit bank accounts. The PokéDex records the battles and what happens with each Pokémon in...
...those. After the battle is over, the PokéDexes between both Trainers link, and the winner gets paid in transferred units from the loser’s account. These Units are also earned from other activities, chores and jobs, so NO Trainer is without funds. As for their trained Pokémon that can use attacks like Pay Day, that is actual Physical Money, which can be easily converted to the Units if deposited. The exchange rate is 1:1, regardless of the present Country or Planet the Trainer happens to be on at the time. In this sense...
...you may consider one American Dollar Literally equaling one Japanese Yen, as Units are the Neutral, Digital, and Generally Acceptable Currency. This blew me away as well. But, The More We Know.⭐
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We're currently at 807 Pokemon according to google. So we're only a couple games away from seeing how Chris reacts when Pokemon 970-1000 get introduced and contradict Chris's official chronicling. I wonder if he'll start another boycott.

Also, has he ever acknowledged the fact that an Electric Hedgehog pokemon now exists?
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Wraith said:
I haven't noticed this before, but what's with all the rings on his hand? Is he trying to be a morbidly obese unemployed untalented Sammy Davis Jr. or something?
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what Tikbalang said. every heartsweet in the loving triage gave Christian a ring, and Chris purchased one for each spouse, in return.
 
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GaurdedRisk said:
Looks like chris is fanboying over pokemon mechanics again...
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I’m working on the PokéDex Page for Rosey to Vamprosa, and updating Sonichu’s Page a bit as well, now that I KNOW their Official PokéDex Numbers go from #’s 978 to 983. I’ll share those in a while.
I JUST Learned the Payment System for Pokemon Trainers, so Listen Up!
So, Trainers get PAID for Battling, Win or Lose. This is done through the Trainers’ PokeDexes, which link to the Pokemon they capture, acquire, and train, as well as their “PokéDollar”/Unit bank accounts. The PokéDex records the battles and what happens with each Pokémon in...
...those. After the battle is over, the PokéDexes between both Trainers link, and the winner gets paid in transferred units from the loser’s account. These Units are also earned from other activities, chores and jobs, so NO Trainer is without funds. As for their trained Pokémon that can use attacks like Pay Day, that is actual Physical Money, which can be easily converted to the Units if deposited. The exchange rate is 1:1, regardless of the present Country or Planet the Trainer happens to be on at the time. In this sense...
...you may consider one American Dollar Literally equaling one Japanese Yen, as Units are the Neutral, Digital, and Generally Acceptable Currency. This blew me away as well. But, The More We Know.⭐
Later.
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The numbskull just wishes Life was as easy as it is in Pokemon, ergo he plays some Pokemon go or let's go Eve and it makes him easy money. Thought considering how bad Chris was at the card game 20 years ago and how big a sore loser he is, he'd probably fuck up his career as a trainer too
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Sonichus and Rosechus have "occluded" before? God damn it, the Merriam-Webster dictionary is free online! Speak fucking English!

Definition of occlude

transitive verb
1: to close up or block off : OBSTRUCT
a thrombus occluding a coronary artery

I find the example to be oddly apt in this case.
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I do wonder what word Chris was trying to use here myself. I'm thinking "colluded".
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I guess now it does suck that Chris has truly grasped Lucid Dreaming. Damaging or not, it's a real phenomenon that we often did as children since weed and booze weren't a part of our lives.

But trust me, it's real. It happened to me once

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Lucid dreaming is literally nothing more than just actually realizing you're dreaming while you're dreaming. If you just think "am I dreaming?" during a dream you will almost always just immediately recognize you are.
 
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