"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Aquinas]

Stop trying to get a free meal out of Null, you pervert!

i dont want a meal i want his cock, slut

 

[feps]

I really hope we get to see at least one selfie of a scrawny 15 year old wearing a red t-shirt unironically tipping his 4 star cap

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

Honestly, I don't see why I should give a fuck a 40 year old boomer with cancer aids married to a gook is lying on the Internet about shilling merchandise. I have more important shit going on in real life. I don't really care about an Internet chivalry code, so long as a person that isn't able to defend themselves gets hurt. If you want to be a complete tard and buy shit you can make at home, have at it.

 

[Unog]

I dont really understand why anyone really gives a shit if he put up merch or not, or if exceptional individuals decide to send money his way, one way or another.

Because one of the things this guy gets super-autistic over is people being hypocritical.

 

[Smoko]

Montagraph is a strong story arc, strange and new. It's not Ralph. It's not SJWs. It's a good, honest-to-god crazy person who you can get to say funny shit. Combine that with the implicit value of a lawsuit and talk about it once a week for as long as it goes on with a freshly re-engaged audience.

Nigga, please. Jim barely streams when he has content all setup for him. Now you're accusing him of some 4D gay oppery, because you feel he's threatening your lolcow monopoly.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I really hope we get to see at least one selfie of a scrawny 15 year old wearing a red t-shirt unironically tipping his 4 star cap

It won't be a 15 year old, and he'll be far from scrawny.

 

[Null]

Nigga, please. Jim barely streams when he has content all setup for him. Now you're accusing him of some 4D gay oppery, because you feel he's threatening your lolcow monopoly.

"Never let a good tragedy go to waste" is not precisely a novel concept.

 

[Classist.]

Jim: *goes months without posting, makes lazy streams, gets involved in gay shit like the skeptics and Internet Bloodsports, doesn't release videos he promised ages ago*
Kiwifarms: *Yawns* Ah well that's just Jim being Jim.

Jim: *Sells a hat that fans have been requesting forever*
Kiwifarms: *EXPLODES* What the fuck?!? I thought Jim was an Ethical Youtuber (tm) this is so hypocritical I can't even right now!!

Seriously though I don't see the big deal, his channel has been on this path for a while now and honestly I think that if some retarded kid wants to buy Jim's overpriced hats then they should be free to, it's their money after all. The members of the Sweety Squad who spend their time defending his honor are cringy and gay but so are the A-Logs who bitch like the world was ending whenever he does something even remotely controversial.

 

[Null]

The members of the Sweety Squad who spend their time defending his honor are cringy and gay but so are the A-Logs who bitch like the world was ending whenever he does something even remotely controversial.

What a brave and noble fencesitter you are. How can you even see this discussion from atop your fucking throne of divine impartiality?

You completely misrepresent people's complaints and then admonish everyone except you. Great job.

 

[Smoko]

"Never let a good tragedy go to waste" is not precisely a novel concept.

I still don't get what is your problem. Merch was 1) setup to go well in advance - conspiracies fly right out of the window. 2) there is literally nothing wrong with shilling, was he smarter - would've already done it.

Monty stuff was not a setup for teespring, it was a setup for a joke. What about :( = $ do you not get?
He's been shilling for months already.
There's fuck all difference between mugs and patreon.
If you feel betrayed about him monetizing - you should've felt it since patreon went up, and since superberries began rolling in.

Or were you angry even since then, and only now show it openly?

Kiwifarms: *EXPLODES* What the fuck?‽ I thought Jim was an Ethical Youtuber (tm) this is so hypocritical I can't even right now!!

So far it's only Null and Heartwvrm. Most others are either confused or barely give a fuck.

 

[Null]

Merch was 1) setup to go well in advance - conspiracies fly right out of the window.

And he didn't advertise it until it was under pretense of the lawsuit.

2) there is literally nothing wrong with shilling, was he smarter - would've already done it.

It's hypocritical for him to do it, but times have changed, which is why I wished he had done it more intelligently.

Or were you angry even since then, and only now show it openly?

I don't think I'm the one that's angry. I voiced the most mild, tepid complaint possible about how he rolled this out and the fucking knob polishers come out the woodworks to defend his honor for him. We had a pretty productive conversation yesterday that gave me some insight to his point of view, but when I read the faggot shit people like you are writing in this thread, my stomach knots and my lips curl like I'm smelling fresh shit. It's physically nauseating seeing how much cum a dog like you can swallow.

 

[Classist.]

What a brave and noble fencesitter you are. How can you even see this discussion from atop your fucking throne of divine impartiality?

You completely misrepresent people's complaints and then admonish everyone except you. Great job.

I just think that they both have their faults. If my view from my regal fencethrone is wrong and one group is clearly better then the other or clearly in the wrong then hopefully I'll figure out why and favor one side or the other. My thinking was that although setting up the store is scummy, Jim has done other scummy stuff in the past as well. I'm a bit confused about how this is different from, for example, he said he would make the Couch-cuck video but never did. Perhaps I'm missing something and not seeing things clearly, but I don't understand why this seems to be getting so much more outrage.

 

[Null]

I'm a bit confused about how this is different from, for example, he said he would make the Couch-cuck video but never did.

Creative effort requires a bit of a fire to do. The one thing he obligated himself to do was the TGWTG series, which most people not interested in TGWTG agrees was lackluster, but because he made it a Patreon goal he made himself do it. Saying "yeah I'll probably do a video on Achtinson" isn't really the same written obligation to sponsors. I don't even understand how you see those two complaints as equitable at all.

 

[Table Country]

Mister Mediocre seems to be desperate for money, that is the key point that we get out of his desperate attempt to try and sell his low quality merch.

Let's all agree with the fact that his merch looks like it was made by a Down Syndrome Asian dude called Som Ting Wong. Another thing to point out, as most of you already did, he's a hypocrite. Why so? Well the explanation is quite simple, he was the one making fun of other "e-celebs" trying to make money of merch. 1 year later and you see Mediocre gasping for relevancy.

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/sargon+of+akkad This is example of a good merch + lower prices than Mediocre's merch. Mediocre's merch is so boring, even in Retirement home they would not wear that for free.


Let me end my post with my final conclusion: Mediocre needs money, perhaps his alcohol addiction is draining out his wallet or perhaps his wife has a shopping addiction. I'll find the reason why he's trying to do something he found "pathetic" less than a year ago!

Welcome back, nigger, I missed your stupid ass.

 

[Smoko]

And he didn't advertise it until it was under pretense of the lawsuit.

If it's a joke than it's not a big deal. If it's not a joke than it's called marketing and isn't a big deal.

It's hypocritical for him to do it, but times have changed, which is why I wished he had done it more intelligently.

How is it hypocritical for him to sell hats, but not hypocritical for you to collect sparkles and have a newproject2 page?

and the fucking knob polishers come out the woodworks to defend his honor for him

Dude, you sound like Ralph now. Don't be like Ralph.

We had a pretty productive conversation yesterday that gave me some insight to his point of view, but when I read the faggot shit people like you are writing in this thread, my stomach knots and my lips curl like I'm smelling fresh shit. It's physically nauseating seeing how much cum a dog like you can swallow.

mild, tepid

OK. I still don't have any idea what is it the problem that you see?

How about you don't voice mild, tepid opinions about dog cum and give me the hard truth, without pulling any punches?
What the fuck is wrong with merch store? Dick has merch store, you've tried to have a merch store, Styx has merch store. If I were trying e-celeb shit - you can bet I would have a merch store.

 

[Classist.]

Creative effort that requires a bit of a fire to do. The one thing he obligated himself to do was the TGWTG series, which most people not interested in TGWTG agrees was lackluster, but because he made it a Patreon goal and so he made himself do it. Saying "yeah I'll probably do a video on Achtinson" isn't really the same written obligation to sponsors.

Yeah I understand what you're getting at. From the way some of his fans talked about the video I had assumed that he had made a promise like with TGWTG and not gone through with it. If he didn't make a promise like that (and now that I think about it I don't actually remember hearing him say so, though I don't check his Patreon or anything like that) I'd agree that they have totally different ramifications.

 

[Null]

What the fuck is wrong with merch store? Dick has merch store, you've tried to have a merch store, Styx has merch store. If I were trying e-celeb shit - you can bet I would have a merch store.

HE SHOULDN'T HAVE ADVERTISED IT AS A LEGAL DEFENSE FUND FOR A LAWSUIT THAT DOES NOT EXIST AND MAY NEVER HAPPEN.

 

[Smoko]

HE SHOULDN'T HAVE ADVERTISED IT AS A LEGAL DEFENSE FUND FOR A LAWSUIT THAT DOES NOT EXIST AND MAY NEVER HAPPEN.

Dick Masterson was right - it's impossible to tell what is a satire. I guess Jim had to have some kind of sound effect as a trigger an irony warning.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

Because one of the things this guy gets super-autistic over is people being hypocritical.

Maybe if it had an actual impact in real life or in your personal life, I could see why you would care this much. If he wants to be a hypocrite, (and still be autistic about hypocrisy) that's his problem not mine. I can see why people are calling him out on his bullshit, but I don't see why some people are taking it personally. Just fucking mock him for it tbqh. At least the autism will come off as something other than being butthurt over a Jewboomer

 

[Null]

Dick Masterson was right - it's impossible to tell what is a satire. I guess Jim had to have some kind of sound effect as a trigger an irony warning.

I can promise you it wasn't irony. His concern about the lawsuit is genuine. I would still disagree with the gambit even knowing that.

Though it's funny you're so convinced it was just a joke, but if Jim himself told you it wasn't, you'd suddenly change your mind. You wouldn't care if it was a joke or not, your mind would snap, your thoughts would reorganize themselves to justify it, and you'd end up with those balls slapping against your face all the same. Because you're a sucker and a fanboy and your preferred source of online audiovisual content is too good for any criticism, no matter how small. That's why everyone hates Jim's fucking fans, because they're like you.