Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

Getting piss off at Bobby is meaningless. Just remember that he is a fat loser who lives in a basement, is horrible at his work and is lonely with no friends.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Getting piss off at Bobby is meaningless. Just remember that he is a fat loser who lives in a basement, is horrible at his work and is lonely with no friends.

Exactly this, the great justice of Bob is he is his own punishment for his awful behavior.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Oh are we gone get a cow crossover or will Amanda never notice thirsty Bob? Will Bob try to get in on KicVic or did he just see pro LGBTQ stuff from a real girl and got all excited? These are the mysteries.

I swear I remember him talking about the KicVic thing a few months ago but I cannot find it.

 

[Knyttet]

Exactly this, the great justice of Bob is he is his own punishment for his awful behavior.

"Being Bob Chipman is both his crime and his punishment." - The Bechtloff

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I agree with the sentiment it's not worth getting mad at Bob. Bob is not some upper class journalist but just some lower middle class moron with delusions of grandeur who could only get bitter at everything and will likely die alone.

 

[BScCollateral]

Bob is kinda fascinating. To my mind, he's a living cliche, an incompetent asshole who has no idea that's what he is. "Building a Better Gamer" is one of the most hilarious self-owns in human history. Even though it's not too unreasonable. The fact it's Bob saying it makes it hilarious.


If you used Bob as a character in a comedy, you'd be accused of being unrealistic. Nobody could be that self-important, right?

And yet, it's all true.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Oh are we gone get a cow crossover or will Amanda never notice thirsty Bob? Will Bob try to get in on KicVic or did he just see pro LGBTQ stuff from a real girl and got all excited? These are the mysteries.

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I swear I remember him talking about the KicVic thing a few months ago but I cannot find it.

Wow, I totally want to get to know this Amanda person, she doesn't sound toxic and generally unpleasant/unhinged at all!

 

[Judge Dredd]

If you used Bob as a character in a comedy, you'd be accused of being unrealistic. Nobody could be that self-important, right?

Between Bob, KickVic, Games Journalists, and ResetEra, I don't know what is too far when it comes to writing villains any more. For a long time I subscribed to the idea that villains should be the hero of their own story, or at least be self interested and make plans to achieve those interests.

But Bob and the others are worse than even the dumbest cartoon villains. Even Dick Dastardly wanted to win races even if he was stupid about it. If Bob was in a work of fiction, he'd be a C-list Captain Planet villain dumping toxic sludge into the lake for no reason other than to fuck over "obsolete mayonnaise ghouls".

 

[SuperSheep]

Between Bob, KickVic, Games Journalists, and ResetEra, I don't know what is too far when it comes to writing villains any more. For a long time I subscribed to the idea that villains should be the hero of their own story, or at least be self interested and make plans to achieve those interests.

But Bob and the others are worse than even the dumbest cartoon villains. Even Dick Dastardly wanted to win races even if he was stupid about it. If Bob was in a work of fiction, he'd be a C-list Captain Planet villain dumping toxic sludge into the lake for no reason other than to fuck over "obsolete mayonnaise ghouls".

Well, he does think the Mayonaise Ghouls (TM) are holding back society to the point where if it wasn't for them, we'd have interstellar starships and brain uploading, so killing them off would be a net gain for humanity.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Forget it. The detention centers at the border are concentration camps and that's that. The Narrative has been set. Far smarter and savvier lefties than Bob are pushing this nonsense; do you really expect him to buck the trend? At heart, he's a mindless follower, hoping to score some scraps from the gravy train and have his, ahem, "genius" recognized.

According to international law, aren't the Dems all responsible for the "concentration camps" too, since they didn't stop them from being opened previously, and haven't acted to shut them down?

 

[The tired cat]

But Bob and the others are worse than even the dumbest cartoon villains. Even Dick Dastardly wanted to win races even if he was stupid about it. If Bob was in a work of fiction, he'd be a C-list Captain Planet villain dumping toxic sludge into the lake for no reason other than to fuck over "obsolete mayonnaise ghouls".

I'd say it's more ironic since Bobo already resembles one of the Captain Planet villains.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob sure mouths off quite a bit, but I wonder if hes like that outside on the day to day as well? If so, nigga gonna get stomped outside a bar if he keeps it up.

I highly doubt a pissed off bunch of cadets on a binge drinking night are going to care about his stuttering about being able to bench 300, ha.

 

[Red Hood]

I wish this fucker really would lose a foot to diabetes. His cock would be even better.

It's probably been MIA for years amid the fupa overhang and assorted other fat rolls. For all intents and purposes, yes, your honor:

This man has no dick.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

So Bob has some hot takes on Andy Ngo being assaulted...

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As a bonus, here's his take on Trump meeting Kim at the DMZ.

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Trump doesn't play ball with NK - He is going to start WW3

Trump tries to build a relationship with a fat manchild - He loves the dictator therefore is one!

How do these assholes think diplomacy works? I know we've just left 8 years of it involving little more than drone strikes, reset buttons, and handing massive piles of money over to bent leaders but there are still surviving records of how you actually build relationships to work toward peace...fucking TDS.

Fellow White Person in action.


Continuing to attack Ngo.
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I've seen this incident mentioned multiple times now but I can't seem to find any proof that what is claimed to have happened at Cedar Riot actually happened. They claim they were attacked by "20 Nazis" but I can't find videos. The police don't seem to have made any arrests and were seeking videos but there's no evidence they found any.

I have to lean on doubt here. If there was a legitimate attack like this it would be leveraged against Trump instantly. The video would be on every channel for months with a graphic "TRUMP'S AMERICA".

On the other hand I can see pictures and video of Andy getting assaulted. Of an old dude catching a crowbar. I can see videos of Antifa throwing piss bottles and throwing explosives into crowds. These videos make it out in spite of MSM and fags like Jack trying to suppress them but somehow none of Antifa being attacked unprovoked seem to make it out...hmm...really makes you think.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Bob sure mouths off quite a bit, but I wonder if hes like that outside on the day to day as well? If so, nigga gonna get stomped outside a bar if he keeps it up.

I struggle to seriously imagine Bob as anything other a Jim Sterling or Dobson style wimp.

Jim talks tough on panels or from the safety of the internet, but has also said he was afraid of a door to door charity collector that he kept the door shut and tried to claim he had nothing but travelers cheques.

Bob might talk tough on his Twitter feed, but I think in person he'd agree with anything you say only to start Tweeting once you're a safe distance away. If Bob ever got into a fist fight with a Trump supporter or obsolete mayonnaise ghoul, he'd definitely tweet about it. Either to brag or as a r/thathappened story about how he was attacked by 50 MAGA hat wearing Call of Duty fans for absolutely no reason.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob might talk tough on his Twitter feed, but I think in person he'd agree with anything you say only to start Tweeting once you're a safe distance away. If Bob ever got into a fist fight with a Trump supporter or obsolete mayonnaise ghoul, he'd definitely tweet about it. Either to brag or as a r/thathappened story about how he was attacked by 50 MAGA hat wearing Call of Duty fans for absolutely no reason.

So, Bob can potentially be the ultimate internet tough guy? I truly hope so for hilarity sake.
Also, if he saw someone with a MAGA hat he wouldn't be able stay around said person for long without him sweating blood due to the pure effort it would take to restrain his tard rage. But who am i fooling, Bob has no restrain on the internet and i think the same applies to real life

 

[Red Hood]

I struggle to seriously imagine Bob as anything other a Jim Sterling or Dobson style wimp.

Jim talks tough on panels or from the safety of the internet, but has also said he was afraid of a door to door charity collector that he kept the door shut and tried to claim he had nothing but travelers cheques.

Bob might talk tough on his Twitter feed, but I think in person he'd agree with anything you say only to start Tweeting once you're a safe distance away. If Bob ever got into a fist fight with a Trump supporter or obsolete mayonnaise ghoul, he'd definitely tweet about it. Either to brag or as a r/thathappened story about how he was attacked by 50 MAGA hat wearing Call of Duty fans for absolutely no reason.

Internet reviewer Bob Chipman engaged in fistfight with alleged Russian Bot (2019)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob sure mouths off quite a bit, but I wonder if hes like that outside on the day to day as well? If so, nigga gonna get stomped outside a bar if he keeps it up.

I highly doubt a pissed off bunch of cadets on a binge drinking night are going to care about his stuttering about being able to bench 300, ha.

I don't think Bobbyboi's a social drinker. We all saw his wall of cans.

 

[Red Hood]

I don't think Bobbyboi's social

FTFY

 

[Rei is shit]

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