Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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He's got a shit therapist if she thinks he should only check the forums once a week and didn't tell him to stop being a sexual deviant on twitter.

I think his therapist told him to stop checking the thread period, but Nick couldn't even manage that, so she was just like "fine, just once a week then."

And then she went home and downed an entire bottle of vodka.
 
B-Mum is taking me and B-half-sister to thee bookstore soon. I'm getting some Doctor Who books. B-half-sister has a list of books she wants including Anna And The French Kiss which soonds like it's aboot my future. Although I don't know if I can French kiss. My tongue doesn't extend ootside of my mooth. I guess it's short. I must not have any snake DNA in me. Do some butts.
Tomorrow's Dial-A-Song is called No Cops, which is another apt description of my life. I strongly dislike cops. They kill black people.
Also, cops arrested me and B-Dad before when we were defending ourselves from B-Mum because they always take the female's side.
Butt stuff is the destination and the journey. I do butt stuff in order to end up doing butt stuff.
I bet all of Wife's panties are skidmarked like crazy. She strikes me as someone who farts constantly from IBS.
I heard Wife isn't friends with Kate anymore. Is there anyone she IS still friends with? Seems like she jilted EVERYONE. Me, Myrrh, Jessa...
When I'm with Wife I should introduce her to more things I like. Music and stuff. I'm just not sure I want her listening to Rape Me by Nirvana. Even though it's not aboot literal rape, what if it jinxes her and she gets raped?
I wonder if Wife is a starfucker. 'Cause she's going to be fucking me all the time and I'm kind of a star.
People have accused me of being a girl because Wife is a lesbian. BULLSHIT. I've been a girl for years and years.
I wish Wife would straight-up tell me what I have to do to marry her.
Oh yeah, today is my b-grandmother's birthday. I don't know why we're having a party. She has dementia; she won't know what's going on.
Someday when Wife and I are married I'll throw birthday parties for her. Her birthday this year is coming up soon. What should I get her?
 
"Tomorrow's Dial-A-Song is called No Cops, which is another apt description of my life. I strongly dislike cops. They kill black people."

Wow, so edgy. I'm sure Nicky here dislikes cops because they kill black people and not because they ruin his pedotastic fun.

And stop him from helping his dad beat his mom
 
And stop him from helping his dad beat his mom
According to Nick (and pretty much confirmed in one of the earlier posts by @Ancani ) his mom and stepdad were physically abusive towards him when he lived with them, so it's probable that his mother acted the same way towards his biological father and that in both cases they struck her out of retaliation. IMHO Nick's B-Mum comes off an even more mentally unstable, violent, neglectful and trailer trash-ish version of Barb.
 
According to Nick (and pretty much confirmed in one of the earlier posts by @Ancani ) his mom and stepdad were physically abusive towards him when he lived with them, so it's probable that his mother acted the same way towards his biological father and that in both cases they struck her out of retaliation. IMHO Nick's B-Mum comes off an even more mentally unstable, violent, neglectful and trailer trash-ish version of Barb.

At one point, he was institutionalized for assaulting his mother because she tried to cut down his internet. Sure, his mom is a really shitty, neglectful parent, but that doesn't make it ok for her to be assaulted. Sick Nick is a pathological liar and tends to overexaggerate.
 
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The combination of both of these sides of his personality just make him so much creepier to me. If he were going on about his favorite 1970's exploitation films and liking bands like Anal Cunt or Passenger of Shit, I'd somehow feel more at ease about him. Still disgusted, but less... creeped out?

I don't know if that makes any sense or not.
Yeah because the guy you're talking about just likes shocking content, maybe he thinks it's fun to try and get a rise out of other people. Nick you can tell is genuinely sick and there is nothing cool about it, at best it's funny.
 
Oh yeah, today is my b-grandmother's birthday. I don't know why we're having a party. She has dementia; she won't know what's going on.
Wow you're a power asshole Nick. Like, you know how some people are assholes but you always get that sense that there are worse out there? Yeah dude, you're the difference between cordless and corded here.
the rest of that goddamn stupid shit
I have no further reaction to the rest, I just kind of wish he wasn't allowed to tweet anymore. If the Illuminati could just ban him from all social media, that'd be great. :)
 
From his ask.fm account, http://ask.fm/nickbate:

"Would you ever eat human flesh?
Oh dear lord yes. I've thought aboot this quite a lot, actually. I'm curious as to what human tastes like."

"What are your preferred ways to enjoy feces?
I dunno, I've only ever really masturbated with it."

"Nick, have you ever shoved food up your butt?
Yeah. Frozen hot dogs. But they thawed oot in my butt and got soggy and wouldn't stay erect."

"Nick, do you think anyone in your family is sexy? Do you wanna fuck them up the butt?
Only physically. I don't like their personalities."

"what's your age limit? (for girls)
Whenever puberty happens"

"Are you a pedophile, Nick?
PedoSEXUAL, thank you. Less stigma."

..and he is still convinced that Anna is/will remain a virgin until the day that they marry.

And his other twitter: https://twitter.com/bateafterdark which he uses for his "sexual stuff". It's invite only, though.
 
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