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What if Chris was forced to spend the night alone in the most haunted castle in say... Scotland?
The most haunted castle in Scotland is Glamis Castle, where, according to legend, an inbred, hideously deformed creature is said to live alone in a sealed-off room. So, to answer your question, Chris would finally get to meet his long-lost twin brother.:lol:
 
In one of the mailbags, Chris told "Guybrush Threepwood"* that if he had a ship, it'd be called "The CWC Route". I wonder what Sonichu would've been like if Chris and the gang of electric hedgehogs were a captain and crew of pirates instead of mayor and security force of a city of soup hotels? It'd still probably be highly derivative of everything Chris likes, I'd guess.

In reality, he doesn't seem to be too enthusiastic about the subject, as Sonichu characters are thoroughly landlubbers. Except for Bubbles, probably.

*Chris apparently never played Monkey Island.
 
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What if Chris snapped one day and decided to leave home, journeying for months around the globe across all nations, meeting all new and different people, opening his mind and spreading good will and happiness (sort of a fat version of Matt Harding)?
 
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What if Chris snapped one day and decided to leave home, journeying for months around the globe across all nations, meeting all new and different people, opening his mind and spreading good will and happiness (sort of a fat version of Matt Harding)?
He'd get to Arkansas before he ran out of money, then :briefs: (:_(.
 
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What if Chris smoked weed errrday?
Seriously though, can you imagine Chris high everyday? Such content we would have!
Nah, he'd just be even lazier. Since he's a shitty driver sober, he might have gotten a DUI by now, but, unless he decided to get high on cam, I doubt we'd get anything new/funny. If he were high, he couldn't be out raging at retail employees, although I think weed would certainly mellow him out a bit.
 
Only if he went out to do it. If he would just get drunk in his room with his desktop as his only companion, it would just be incredibly sad and nothing else. He doesn't do videos anymore anyway, and his typing skills are already those of a lifelong alcoholic, so I can't imagine the result being anything other then depressing.

Chris is already retarded. He doesn't need any alcohol or drugs to make him any more of a tool then he already is.
Fair enough. I remember watching a live video of him singing a song really bad. It was the same night he first drank alcohol.
 
Nah, he'd just be even lazier. Since he's a shitty driver sober, he might have gotten a DUI by now, but, unless he decided to get high on cam, I doubt we'd get anything new/funny. If he were high, he couldn't be out raging at retail employees, although I think weed would certainly mellow him out a bit.
I actually don't drink or get high so this is just based off conjecture and things I've read or people have told me...but don't people with a-typical neural patterns respond differently to drugs? Like how a form of speed actually calms down ADD people. Anyone know what THC would do to an autistic mind?

EDIT: From the Huffington Post article about Marijuana and Autism
"When another mother, D'Ette Spurgeon, saw her 20-year-old son begin smoking marijuana, she quickly accepted it as she saw that it improved his sociability, vocabulary and calmed his anxiety"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/marijuana-chemical-autism-fragile-x_n_1920320.html

and

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/marijuana-autism/
 
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