DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I like to think that Phil's parents are very catholic. Dave went to a catholic school and sent Phil to a private catholic school and college. I remember hearing that his mom did charity work for a catholic organization. Christmas is a big deal for Phil, so I imagine celebrating Jesus's birthday was important in their house. Phil claimed he had to visit early in April because they would be too busy with week long Easter stuff later in the month.

The point of this is maybe they realize Phil is a rëtarded spoiled brat, but see him as a real life prodigal son. Maybe if they show him love and grace he will see the light and become a good man.

Lol. Good luck with that folks.

They're 37 years too late for that. They wanted a prodigal son, but got a useless beggar that outright refuses to contribute to society, lies, cheats people out of money, and is compelled only by greed. He's never going to get better.

Daddy Burnell should have pulled out.

 

[samovski]

maybe thats why he's been so miserable he finally realized that pandalee didn't actually go that far, and if he had pushed himself a little further he could have gotten up to confront her, apologize for his actions and beg for her to take him back, but the opportunity has passed and phi's stuck with the horse

That opportunity never existed. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't be surprised if he did that she may have gone back to the cave. Saying that though, the idea of Dave saying sorry with any sense of honesty doesn't exist. Never mind making any effort to make amends.

Do we know for sure he didn't know where she was? I wouldn't be surprised if he was fully aware of where she went immediately after the breakup and just didn't care enough. She was convenient for him not important. I get the feeling Kat is the same, a nice convenient bit of company and a trophy and cook for him.

Phil don't crawl back to wahmen, wahmen crawl back to Phil.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

Imagine DSP calling other people negative, miserable nobodies....

Also big ups to panda, she honestly looks better than ever before, she’s living proof that extended time around dark is actually harmful. Kat probably stays off the streams because she looks like shit now

 

[Shambler]

That opportunity never existed. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't be surprised if he did that she may have gone back to the cave. Saying that though, the idea of Dave saying sorry with any sense of honesty doesn't exist. Never mind making any effort to make amends.

im not suggesting the opportunity existed, im suggested this may have been phils thought process,

 

[SowonNation]

I feel bad for laughing at a wheelchair fan of Dark, but..
You can't be this delusional. This is an unhealthy amount of pignosis.

also, me after reading this:

 

[Faded]

Panda's review of that local family-run community store.

Fred Meyer
$$ Drugstores, Grocery, Department Stores
17801 108th Ave SE
Renton, WA 98055

10/18/2015
I've been coming to this Fred Meyer since I moved to Washington over a year ago. I think it is safe to say I can review it properly now. I'll just give an overall opinion of each section I shop in. I never buy clothes from them so I can't really review them on that.

Pharmacy: almost perfect! I use them to pick up my prescriptions and they're fast and efficient. The only problem o ever had was using the phone service to refill my prescription. I used the automatic service to get a refill and went to pick it up an hour later. I want to say around 1-1:30? I tell them I called in my prescription and they said it was ready for pick up at 3. What? The machine never asks for a time it gives a time! It was no big deal but slightly annoying...

Home Decor/Furniture: The home decor is pretty basic. Some cute items here and there but not a one stop shop for furnishing and decorating a new home. We bought a few bar stools but they are pretty shoddy quality so I really can't recommend anything more than some candles or picture frames.

Bath & Beauty: They have great brand for makeup and bath stuff but they have been terrible at restocking! I love Tree Hut products and Dr. Teals for myself. More than half the times I've been there the shelves have been emptied of certain products or one lone item will be in the wrong area. It's frustrating and restocking is overall the biggest problem with this location.

Grocery: Jesus get it together Fred Meyer! This is where I buy groceries with my birdied but every time we encounter something unacceptable! Failure to restock a product (sometimes for several weeks) or way past due date stock is sitting right next to a fresh produce! During July my boyfriend and I kept checking the mayo aisle and mayo that expired in May and June was still l. The shelves got a month! They take forever to restock but once it's on the shelves it's there until the next presidential election! In case you think this is a rare occupancy I've seen moldy bread and produce sitting out to rot the fresh stuff.

Bakery: They get their own review! 0 STARS! Safeway has way more variety and twice the quality. I don't have pictures of both but Safeway and Fred Meyer do tiramisu cake. The tiramisu at Fred Meyer is a joke. They can't seriously think anyone would pay even a dollar for that crap! The same old items are cranked out in excess with almost no variety. You can't even buy a coffee cake! Safeway blows them out of the water, but then again, so does literally any grocery store.

Honestly we only go here for certain items and brands we can't find elsewhere but if I had any other choice it would be Safeway!

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Good for Leanna. I hope she stays off our radars. But holy fuck I wish I could make this shit up.

DSP's hand bred daughter leaves him, and moves... a short drive away. Not even a drive. A decent walk. A 5 dollar electric scooter rental in my city.

Instead Man becomes a wreck. All he had to do was go 3.1 miles. I feel like in a world of such low expectations that might have been enough to keep her underfoot long enough to wed and forget. No, better just import another one, with a Carfax this time.

But the deliciousness is that to Phil a 3.1 mile trip may as well be a 3.1 light year trip, even to get back your closest friend. The last and only closest friend you are like to ever have. He absolutely will not leave his bubble, even if what he wants is half an arm's length away. Introspection was never gonna happen, but if we pretend Phil wasn't NPD, this is fucking tragic.

Fuck, dude. That's not even Always Sunny writing, thats goddamn Black Mirror or Breaking Bad tier. That's award bait.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I was curious about Vinny's Pizza and decided to look up some Yelp reviews on it. In my searching I came across this.

Leanna H.'s Profile

Leanna H.'s reviews, photos and other recent activity on Yelp - a fun and easy way to find, recommend and talk about what's great (and not so great) in your location.

www.yelp.com

Some pretty recent reviews on there too.

I don't feel like copy pasting her review so here's a link to Phil's favorite grocery store.

A 2 star review of Fred Meyer by Leanna H.:

Leanna H.'s review of Fred Meyer

I've been coming to this Fred Meyer since I moved to Washington over a year ago. I think it is safe to say I can review it properly now. I'll...

www.yelp.com

I wonder if Phil is as autistically attached to Fred Meyer as he is his schedule, because Leanna hated the fucking place but for some reason had to keep shopping there even after listing a 2 star review.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Leanna doesn't have to that nasty pannetone bread or diabetes sawce. She looked bad when living with phil but i agree she looks healthier now. dsp is never getting her back i can't even imagine the cringe she must make when thinking about it.

 

[Collections Agent]

Good for Leanna. I hope she stays off our radars. But holy fuck I wish I could make this shit up.

DSP's hand bred daughter leaves him, and moves... a short drive away. Not even a drive. A decent walk. A 5 dollar electric scooter rental in my city.

Instead Man becomes a wreck. All he had to do was go 3.1 miles. I feel like in a world of such low expectations that might have been enough to keep her underfoot long enough to wed and forget. No, better just import another one, with a Carfax this time.

But the deliciousness is that to Phil a 3.1 mile trip may as well be a 3.1 light year trip, even to get back your closest friend. The last and only closest friend you are like to ever have. He absolutely will not leave his bubble, even if what he wants is half an arm's length away. Introspection was never gonna happen, but if we pretend Phil wasn't NPD, this is fucking tragic.

Fuck, dude. That's not even Always Sunny writing, thats goddamn Black Mirror or Breaking Bad tier. That's award bait.

How do I rate sad

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Leanna doesn't have to that nasty pannetone bread or diabetes sawce. She looked bad when living with phil but i agree she looks healthier now. dsp is never getting her back i can't even imagine the cringe she must make when thinking about it.

I bang on this but I feel I need to bring it up, she wasn't a bad person, she was a bad kid. When Phil groomed her and moved her over, she was too young to even drink alcohol for fucks sake. All her bad traits she picked up from him as he isolated her.
I'm beyond glad she moved on and is doing her part to have a normal low profile life.
The part about her looking bad when she was with Phil, I mean damn guys, when she was sick she couldn't sleep because he woke her up to go cook food. Remember the drama with her panic attack. You cannot look good and healthy when you throw away your life and sanity every day so some manchild can play video games.

But I guess Leanna is a Yelp Reviewer, so she is a retard to some extent.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

We know that in 2017 during the panic attack Leanna worked at the mall.

It's been brought up before, but what did Phil do first thing each time Kat flew out to visit? That's right, he took her to the mall. There was an Instagram pic of some earrings at Claire's. Why would Phil take Kat to a jewelry shop for little girls? Why because it was directly next to where Panda worked!

Now we don't know if Leanna still works at the mall or has moved on to better things. It's a strange coincidence however that Phil said he proposed to Kat AT THE MALL. Purely speculative, but how strange would it be if Phil proposed to Kat in hope that Leanna was watching and would get jealous.

Ha ha ha, now I'm sad.

Edit: I took a look at the menu for Rocco's, a restaurant she reviewed during her time with Phil. Pizza costs $40. Phil had at least one $9 drink. The desserts are weekly specials so no price was listed but I'd guess another $20 at least.

Phil said last week he took Kat to Burger King.

 

[JackDavis]

Why would Phil take Kat to a jewelry shop for little girls? Why because it was directly next to where Panda worked!

Now we don't know if Leanna still works at the mall or has moved on to better things.

I love the idea that PandaLee, so vehemently against higher education saying that it's worthless, is 25 years old working as a cashier at the mall.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Pizza costs $40. Phil had at least one $9 drink. The desserts are weekly specials so no price was listed but I'd guess another $20 at least.

Holy fucking shit, that's pricy as hell. No wonder Phil is always broke if he eats regularly at places like that, but cool for him to finally go to Burger King with Kat, tho. Next time he will buy frozen pizza at the supermarket to have a romantic dinner with her i bet.

 

[gormless mumpsimus]

Pandalee tries it , dick longed than 2"

Phil's wife game cant hide the bitterness , that he lost the only game that really counts ............ life

as much as she was a utter squeaker tard , she was young and as Phil as her farther she was pretty doomed , glad she moved on.

 

[Prince Lotor]

We know that in 2017 during the panic attack Leanna worked at the mall.

It's been brought up before, but what did Phil do first thing each time Kat flew out to visit? That's right, he took her to the mall. There was an Instagram pic of some earrings at Claire's. Why would Phil take Kat to a jewelry shop for little girls? Why because it was directly next to where Panda worked!

Now we don't know if Leanna still works at the mall or has moved on to better things. It's a strange coincidence however that Phil said he proposed to Kat AT THE MALL. Purely speculative, but how strange would it be if Phil proposed to Kat in hope that Leanna was watching and would get jealous.

Ha ha ha, now I'm sad.

Edit: I took a look at the menu for Rocco's, a restaurant she reviewed during her time with Phil. Pizza costs $40. Phil had at least one $9 drink. The desserts are weekly specials so no price was listed but I'd guess another $20 at least.

Phil said last week he took Kat to Burger King.

That must be the place with the pizzas that are $30+ apiece that Phil said he was taking Katherine to several times a month, probably was the same with the $12 a bowl Ramen place, and why was Phil so excited about taking Katherine to the zoo? Leanna says the animals are most active there in April, and that Phil took her there like 4 to 5 times in a year. . .of course he hated every minute of it this time. He even hated the greasy family pizza place that he was crying about moving away from for months before they even moved, the one he grew up in where everybody knows him and his parents by name. . .of course quite frankly he hates all those people now, he even hates the fucking road it's on.

He really is doing a completely lazy revisionist history do over with his replacement Leanna to replace ol' Panda-whatshername. Except now he's completely whipped by bitchy raccoon-face because tasting serious adult life without a personal tard-wrangler had him pissing in his business jammies.

Interesting that in 2016 when he only brought in like $40-50K from his YouTube, the year his dad bailed him out on Federal Taxes and Phil just pocketed the extra, also (was it?) the year he forced Leanna to get a job, that piggy still routinely kept going to expensive restaurants and blowing $100 on 1 meal for two with desserts and drinks.
He's still doing literally the exact same shit with Katheri. . .I mean replacement Leanna

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Imagine DSP reading this thread, seeing how good Leanna looks now, glancing at the fat ass horse in bed beside him, then taking a sip from his glass of gin. Lmao!

 

[JackDavis]

Imagine DSP reading this thread, seeing how good Leanna looks now, glancing at the fat ass horse in bed beside him, then taking a sip from his glass of gin. Lmao!

Kat could be a swimsuit model

 

[Wurstbrot]

Can you imagine DSP when he reads this thread and sees how good Leanna looks now, then glances at fat ass Kat in bed beside him, then takes a sip from his glass of gin lmao!

Quite the stretch of imagination you demand here, it shakes the limits of humanly possible fantasy. Phil separated from her, on a couch (or vise versa), yeah this is way easier.

Could you imagine he married her just because she's not a trophy to show around (unless she's dressed in a slick costume) so he took a step further by marrying her? Look at all the cool daddy points he gathered:

Has a car, two houses, the BEST paid job of all and don't you dare debunk this, literally the most honest and real person on the planet, is married to a beautiful wife who wants to stay with him for the rest of his life, they always have the same opinion (wink wink), look at her glowing white hot body dood.

I don't say he has a mall penne but he definitely compensates something microscopic.

 

[Noob-Noob]

Slightly off-topic, but whilst I was making my rounds on detractor twitter accounts to see their reactions to a streamer's desperate, last ditch attempt at acquiring supplies for his job for free, I happened upon this gem:

Thought I would share it here.