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Zappin to the Extreme said:
Hello all! Long time lurker, first time poster. Anyway, I came to a rather strange realization. I was re watching a childhood favorite of mine, Godzilla (thank you 2014 film for the release of the blu-rays) and drew parallels between the monster's Heisei series and our favorite lolcow.
Chris's early life, particularly the creation of Sonichu, would be the original 1954 film. This established the character and the formula of what is to come. I think the Megan arc would be Godzilla 1985 where Chris is released to the masses, as in the film where Godzilla is made known to the US and Russia. Godzilla brought about his own downfall by walking into Mt. Mihara. This could be shecameforcwc for Chris. But Chris bounces back as Godzilla does in Biollante. Now we really begin the trolling arcs with the trolls being Chris's own opponents. Shoehorn your trolls in as you please. I suppose Mothra and Battra could be Liquid and Kasey.
The Asperchu arc could be the equivalent of Mechagodzilla where Chris suffered a defeat, but began a certain change: the beginnings of his tomgirl stage. Similar to how Godzilla was powered up and gained the spiral ray. Maybe him calling out the trolls could be Spacegodzilla.
Where are we now? We are in Destroya. As in the beginning of that movie where Birth Island is destroyed by an explosion, the Chandler house was burned in a fire. Chris is now in full tomgirl mode as Godzilla glowed with power. We also see the intro of more powerful weapons: the pepper spray and the permanent spiral ray. In the film, everyone knew Godzilla was going to meltdown almost like how we all know that Chris is going to jail. The villain Destroya was a mutated element of Godzilla's past, almost like the [literally too autistic to type blue arms].
And were does that leave us? In this series we have people who want to kill Godzilla (A-Logs) and people who just want Godzilla to be free (Christorians). I suppose Miki Saegusa is the closest to a white knight the monster has, but even she is used against him from time to time...almost like Chris's white nights. Its all rather uncanny...
Anyway, this is what happens when you work nights and have time to think about two of your favorite forms of entertainment. Perhaps I should get some sleep and actually write a scholarly essay on the subject. Cheers!
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So which lolcow would represent Gamera?
 
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Do you guys think marijuana would legitimately help Chris with his autism? I know the idea has been thrown around on this forum & wiki.
 
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What is a video court? I'm not too familiar with the Americacan justice system. Why is it called that?
 
Hello Skinny said:
Do you guys think marijuana would legitimately help Chris with his autism? I know the idea has been thrown around on this forum & wiki.
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Probably not, I have no doubt it would have some effect I doubt it would be the kind of effect that would help him.

Heinkel said:
What is a video court? I'm not too familiar with the Americacan justice system. Why is it called that?
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From what I have been told on the forums it's a CCTV system allowing the judge to see a lot of people fast so they don't have to be shipped from the Jail to the Court house.
 
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Hello Skinny said:
Do you guys think marijuana would legitimately help Chris with his autism? I know the idea has been thrown around on this forum & wiki.
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Maybe not with his autism, but he might be more relaxed and layed-back as a result, thus the risk of him attacking people with pepper spray or generally flipping his shit would decrease.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
Maybe not with his autism, but he might be more relaxed and layed-back as a result, thus the risk of him attacking people with pepper spray or generally flipping his shit would decrease.
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However, it wouldn't help with his laziness and might only make his depression worse. I confess that I'm not the most well read on the effects of marijuana on people with mental health issues and who even knows if those studies are applicable to someone with as many as Chris.

Either way, it won't happen. Chris chimps out over the smell of cigarettes. No way will he be able to deal with the scent of marijuana.
 
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Francis York Morgan said:
However, it wouldn't help with his laziness and might only make his depression worse. I confess that I'm not the most well read on the effects of marijuana on people with mental health issues and who even knows if those studies are applicable to someone with as many as Chris.

Either way, it won't happen. Chris chimps out over the smell of cigarettes. No way will he be able to deal with the scent of marijuana.
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Oh how naive we are...

(Actually, the big reason it probably won't happen is because Chris is going to jail. I don't think he's smart enough to get weed in jail.)
 
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Does the Super Mario Bros 3 remix of Chris calling out Surfshack Tito still exist somewhere? The Youtube version is apparently gone, and I loved the fuck out of that.
 
Forgive me, I'm a newb, but do we know if PandaHalo was real? I know she was connected to the whole Clyde Cash thing, but was she a collaborator with Clyde or did he outright make her up?
 
Pinball Lizard said:
Forgive me, I'm a newb, but do we know if PandaHalo was real? I know she was connected to the whole Clyde Cash thing, but was she a collaborator with Clyde or did he outright make her up?
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"PandaHalo is still sitting on chatlogs of her and Chris playing house and that wouldn't have happened if there was better control over trolls back then."

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/read-this-if-youre-planning-to-troll-chris.1674/

PandaHalo was a person separate from "Clyde Cash", unless Clyde really finds it amusing to pretend this specific sock puppet was a real person -which is possible, if unlikely.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Either way, it won't happen. Chris chimps out over the smell of cigarettes. No way will he be able to deal with the scent of marijuana.
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He seemed quite judgmental about the fact that the Cherokian hooker "had done the weed" (I would have thought someone about to have sex with a hooker was in no position to judge others for minor moral/legal lapses but whatevs). That being said, with Chris it really is a case of "expect the unexpected."
 
Morbid Boredom said:
"PandaHalo is still sitting on chatlogs of her and Chris playing house and that wouldn't have happened if there was better control over trolls back then."

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/read-this-if-youre-planning-to-troll-chris.1674/

PandaHalo was a person separate from "Clyde Cash", unless Clyde really finds it amusing to pretend this specific sock puppet was a real person -which is possible, if unlikely.
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Nah, they were different people.
Tragi-Chan said:
He seemed quite judgmental about the fact that the Cherokian hooker "had done the weed" (I would have thought someone about to have sex with a hooker was in no position to judge others for minor moral/legal lapses but whatevs). That being said, with Chris it really is a case of "expect the unexpected."
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I like how later he tries to joke with her about weed with south park and family guy references.
 
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A Q for @Marvin : how come Chris isn't trying to pester Anna into dating him? She used to have the lesbian excuse but now that Chris is Most Suitable For Any Woman that's a non-issue, obviously. Is it because of the physical distance between them? Has anyone ever asked him about it?
 
Edgar Allan Poe lived quite close to CWCville.

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Having a source and a sink in the fail/win continuum that close to each other is a phenomenon which deserves further research IMO.
 
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