Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Honestly I think he's worse than quinton at this point, which is horrifying.

Also quinton had the balls to go on SOTY and duke it out with the people shitting on him.

It is disastrous for his image. While I am deeply repulsed by Quinton's entire existence, he at least went in to the lion's den, whereas Mumkey won't go on podcasts or shows where he is guaranteed a relatively safe experience. While I do think he was right to not give Meatman the exposure he would have gotten from his planned SOTY appearance (along with his band of autistic hangers-on) but the old Mumkey would probably have done it anyway, knowing it would be entertaining and he would be able to defend himself since there was no subterfuge on his end. It was his arena and he backed down, perhaps because he knew that the reasons for his actions and behaviour wouldn't survive an onslaught, even with Rusty supporting him and EmpLemon lulling everyone to sleep with his long takes (I am aware that's a pot calling a kettle black).

And I think that is why he didn't appear on The Dick Show. With the well-meaning but no-holds-barred questioning by someone he looked up to in a place he couldn't control and edit, he would be shown to be completely unsure. Doubt would jump to the forefront of his mind, rather than just being a voice repressed by the SSRIs. And then tough choices would have to be made, followed by eating many slices of humble pie and having to endure more upheaval. But it could have saved him. Even just forcing him to answer questions could have caused him to think about it and make him realise that maybe, just maybe, he wasn't right here and he was fucking himself over.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

He doesn't like mirrors - mirrors of criticism, mirrors between himself and the people he considers 'losers'. Actual mirrors too given his Tinder looks outburst.

 

[Severance Check]

He's rallying the same way terminally ill people do right before they die. The crash is coming.

 

[UntimelyDhelmise]

People here are talking about when the still had sympathy for this pathetic fool. Only time I did was when I heard of his YT destruction, but by the time I came to this site and learned of his spergtastic decent I felt nothing different than I have for any other cow. We've seen this song and dance so many times before that it's little more than a formality with this guy, the pedo gf is but a different flavored spice on an otherwise samey-tasting sandwich.

 

[RatedTardSuperstar]

Am I the only one who got a guilt-trippy feeling from the Patreon post? It almost seems that he is trying to guilt his fans, and those paying attention to him that although "he is doing well" we are the ones that had to drive him to this. Perhaps even an attempt to cry to Sheep because it was brought up before that he was still trying to talk to her and got upset when she got a boyfriend.

He's making fans feel so guilty that they're willingly stopping sending him money. Will likely cry when he has far fewer NEETBux and can't get a job. It's the cycle of victimhood for sympy. I'm genuinely disappointed this is his chosen road, but he's bringing this upon himself. This is his dark and twisted world, all his own volition.

 

[Rotollo]

Doubt would jump to the forefront of his mind, rather than just being a voice repressed by the SSRIs.

that's whats going to kick him in the ass the most, the fear will resurface and when it does it will overwhelm his thoughts.

 

[Water Underground]

A sudden shift to calmness and positive behavior in a suicidal person is a sign that they've made up their mind. Mumkey saying he's apologized to everyone worth apologizing to also could be seen as getting his affairs in order. I expect any friends and family he hasn't burnt bridges with yet to receive monkey masks and crusty bodypillows in the mail to remember him by.

 

[Brig_Yeet]

Mumkeys just doing what every asshole does when they think they don't need the people who made them popular in the first place. He's "leaving the internet" because his fan aren't supporting his decision to destroy his life. So now he doesn't need them or their money. Spoony did it and now Mumkeys doing it.

His recent activity has reminded me of a cross of Spoony's downfall and Pissed Pablo's chimp-out at the fans.

 

[Sen. Howell Tankerbell]

Don't treat his TLDR as a good thing. Just because someone says their fine doesn't mean they are. Things could change a lot.

Especially when that person feels the need to constantly reaffirm just how fine they are. Writting different variations of "oh I'm so happy" seventeen times in a single paragraph just makes Mumkey seem like he's forcing it real hard.

 

[tantric_depressive]

I think Tyler is being idealistic at best thinking he'll manage working full time considering how cushy shit has been for him, If that nigga can't get out of bed for a week becuase of cocktail of meds and manic depressive episodes then he has fuck all chance of waking up at 8am to wage cuck like a normal person. As of now I think his sanity solely rests upon the shoulders of a furry that likes little boys and as soon as she gets bored Tyler is going to crumble. Its strange to think of all the fan girls he was cheating on his ex girlfriend with he chose the least stable.

So yeah neck rope with Liu starts grooming kids again, which I can assure you is only a matter of time.

Honestly, if he could hack it working a blue collar job, it'd do wonders for his mental health. Especially if he could get into a physical trade. The combination of having a rigid schedule, being busy and not isolated for the better part of most days, learning a new, useful and profitable skill, plus being the most physically active he's ever been, would probably provide more benefits than any prescription meds.

I think he must know this deep down as well, his whole string of affairs is a result of the confidence boost that his internet persona enabled him to have, which is why im pretty cynical when his says he's leaving for good. When a person is as heavily involved online as he has been then I think its safe say he's here to stay, he'll be back im almost certain of it.

I assume he's neglected natural socialization and trying to meet girls out in the real world this whole time too. I don't really blame him for it, most dudes his age would've probably abused their eceleb status in pursuit of chicks even more than he has, but I imagine that having that easy access, low effort means of hooking up can become a trap too. The development of certain life and social skills will be stunted af when all socializing is done within an eceleb internet bubble.

Which is a shame, because I'm sure he'd be able to make people take a shine to him irl easy enough, once he learned to deal with his social anxieties and fear of rejection. He could easily get good at meeting girls and having them like him for himself, just by being funny and confident. He made plenty of people laugh online, and had enough charisma to attract a hardcore, loyal fanbase. That would translate to his everyday life eventually if he could get over himself, not isolate, and get comfortable being one amongst many normies.

 

[Erich Raeder]

Doesn't seem like anyone brought it up, but Asterios actually replied in Mumkeys Patreon update.


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Interesting to know that Asterios seems to have a bigger problem with Mumkey associating with right-wingers than he has with him dating a pedophile. Even Erich doesn’t want to associate with him anymore, and he was a total soyboy. Well I guess he deserves one last friend in the world.

 

[Severance Check]

His recent activity has reminded me of a cross of Spoony's downfall and Pissed Pablo's chimp-out at the fans.

Which is amusing considering how much antagonism he's shown for Spoony in the past. At least Spoony had the decency to slink away and not act like an enlightened better-than-you asshole.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Interesting to know that Asterios seems to have a bigger problem with Mumkey associating with right-wingers than he has with him dating a pedophile. Even Erich doesn’t want to associate with him anymore, and he was a total soyboy. Well I guess he deserves one last friend in the world.

I would wager that Asterios has a bunch of SJW friends telling him that there are virtuous pedophiles out there so he should just believe that this legitimate predator is just fiiiiiiine. Mumkey'll keep her in control, definitely! That's how it works!

 

[Gilson]

Jesus H Christ, that Patreon post is something that could only come from someone who thinks a week of therapy makes him understand the answer to life itself. From experience with people who went to/go to therapy, he sounds like he saw problems in his personal life, then boiled it down to, "I feel stress because I don't have complete control over my life, therefore I must sever any bond or relationship that I don't have complete control over." That kind of shit is destined to crash and burn the second conflict comes back to his life, because the next step after will inevitably be, "I won't be able to control every facet of my life, so I will assert control by choosing to end my own life, and escape compromise on my own terms."
Take what I'm saying with a grain of salt, since I don't know what's going on in his head outside of what he puts online, but I imagine the reason he threw his life in the trash to keep Liu around is to chase a powertrip he felt when she was just a fangirl he could feel dominant over. Once she goes back to trying to seduce 8th graders and he doesn't have anything to bargain with to stop her (he doesn't financially support her, and men can't pull the "I'm pregnant so stay married" card), he'll reach for the rope and think he's making the "enlightened self fulfilling choice" as he ties the noose. You can see it in all the talk of power dynamics and enlightenment in the deranged ramblings over the last few weeks.
At the start of all this shit, I think Tyler could've easily rebounded. Say he didn't know about her being a pedophile, dismiss Meatman since he's clearly a fucking sperg, continue working as usual and apologize for the personal damage. Hell, right after the Maddox trial ended, Asterios had said Tyler needed to sort things out, but it could be sorted out. Instead, he took the wrong option on every decision he has had, and all because he thought chasing his short term emotional highs was more important than anything. Even with the new "enlightened actions," it's nothing but chasing the feeling of his first hit of antidepressants. If it wasn't all because of his own actions, I'd feel pity. But all I can feel is contempt.

 

[Snídely Whiplashó]

Doesn't seem like anyone brought it up, but Asterios actually replied in Mumkeys Patreon update.


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If there's one kind of person I'd trust to recommend me antidepressants, it's a manipulative hard drug addict like Asterios. They've always been known for making rational decisions, haven't they?

 

[Unog]

Imagine going to such incredible, mind-numbing lengths to avoid having to say the words "I fucked up".

Seriously, it's what this boils down to and it's unconscionably childish.

 

[Enlightened Lain Cultist]

even if he's not overtly suicidal, he shows every sign of being indignant to his own condition. self affirming shit like proclaiming your own happiness is usually just obsessive thought patterns that people use to force change on themselves at the cost of things like personality and temperment. things like depression and mental illness are nuanced but going to therapy for a week for faux enlightenment is just a big band aid for someone whos got way too much shit going on in their heads. ive seen it in people i know who struggle with depression, and ive been in the therapy mind trap before in my life. i wish people actually had the capacity to shut the fuck up and deal with things. his "happiness is a choice" quote from fucking eliot rogers step mom is a basic platitude youd tell someone who cant get over themselves and need a theory of mind with so much pull over them its all consuming, like eliot rogers or mumkey evidently.

oh you spent way too much time on social media and have a self obsessed outlook on life so fragile someone listened to you and gave you the capacity to realize youve been wasting your fucking time being extroverted to the point of being an emotional eunich? wow man, so fucking happy for you. mmm i wish i could be as hapoy as you. tell me more about how your patreon fans own you because you have the security of a dog and cheated on mommy gfs deep pockets.

ive been lurking for quite awhile but mumkeys the first person on here to actually make me mad on the internet. your fans who own you are people who enjoyed your fucking content and maybe wanted to voice chat with you on discord. they paid you money because you produced videos they enjoyed. youre the one with twitter posts begging people to come hang out with you. makes sense hed cheat on a woman who loves him because when you base your self worth on others perception you end up using them. to run from the hills for that and tell the people paying you thanks for the money dummies and that youre amazing because you went to a doctor after setting fire to your life



hes just at the point where reading a fucking jordan peterson book would do him better than his entire media consumption. "stop being pathetic" instead of just going "WOW HES JUST LIKE ME" when er goes on tangents about how the world owes him pussy and not having self actualization is fine because of /r9k/ telling him that he needs to be the top tribe member. do these people ever look at their self imposed misery and think "hm, maybe life is just a basic situation of events that mostly consist of getting up eating and going to work". learning theres nothing to life and living like it might slap him the fuck out of the delusion any of the shit hes complaining about is real.

mumkey you were never an e celeb. you had a patreon discord and just took the nightmare of internet that comes with it like it was a real thing. if you wanna get a job just do it. go a few months with your mouth just fucking shut. stop living in symbols. just fucking float in life for a bit and manage yourself so theres no shitshows like this and take what it gives you. big time blow out for your whole fucking life and you think youre the better man. shut up bitch.

kids a fucking loser. "wish you could be as happy as me?" go to your fucking shrink and tell them all about how an entire section of the internet thinks youre a turd and live like a turtle in iowa with a pedophile. that is until she goes back to kid diddling on discord and leaves you in the dumpster. makes me fucking sick.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Imagine going to such incredible, mind-numbing lengths to avoid having to say the words "I fucked up".

Seriously, it's what this boils down to and it's unconscionably childish.

To try to avoid saying this you need to realize that you fucked up in the first place and Tyler thinks that he is in the right and "This is fine".

 

[Unog]

To try to avoid saying this you need to realize that you fucked up in the first place and Tyler thinks that he is in the right and "This is fine".

I think he knows he's fucked up but simply doesn't want to admit it to anyone, most of all himself. I don't for a second believe that his subconscious isn't pounding at the back of his conscious mind trying to tell him this every second he's awake.

 

[instythot]

If there's one kind of person I'd trust to recommend me antidepressants, it's a manipulative hard drug addict like Asterios. They've always been known for making rational decisions, haven't they?

This is a bit surprising, Coconuts seems a bit way too fat to be an extended use hard drugs guy. Unless he's using all that extra waking time to eat, I guess