Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

You gotta admit that his first album cover design was original. In fact, during his lesbian trans women female soul phase he was coming with some pretty wild stuff.

You mean like this golden showers crap.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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You mean like this golden showers crap.

Is it bad that I misread fresh as flesh

 

[DCM90]

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You mean like this golden showers crap.

That's no golden shower, that's earning red bathwings.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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You mean like this golden showers crap.

So desperate for a woman he became one, doesn't understand that normal women don't talk about or celebrate a normal biological function like it's an accomplishment.

 

[DCM90]

So desperate for a woman he became one, doesn't understand that normal women don't talk about or celebrate a normal biological function like it's an accomplishment.

Yea, I think he pretty much became his own "sweetheart".

 

[Silver Octopus]

You gotta admit that his first album cover design was original. In fact, during his lesbian trans women female soul phase he was coming with some pretty wild stuff.

Of course, who could forget this masterpiece?

 

[DCM90]

Of course, who could forget this masterpiece?

CWC Fractal.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So desperate for a woman he became one, doesn't understand that normal women don't talk about or celebrate a normal biological function like it's an accomplishment.

They do in the pornos he watches!

Remember the time when Chris announced he was having a lesbian sleepover?

Just like what a real woman does!

 

[dirtydeanna96]

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You mean like this golden showers crap.

The lemon needs one of Yaniv's tampons.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

CWC Fractal.

Fibo-nasty spiral

 

[Mr. 0]

I made that for everyone who likes my art, not just Chris...

you made your bed defending him now you get to lie in it with him

 

[Rupin]

Easy-K Beats asks Chris to draw him a album cover, and Chris literally took the artwork from the podcast Easy-K Beats is on (and Chris was interviewed on) and just redraws that:

Does Chris even come up with his own ideas anymore?

That’s what happens when you deal with a goof like Chris.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Easy-K Beats asks Chris to draw him a album cover, and Chris literally took the artwork from the podcast Easy-K Beats is on (and Chris was interviewed on) and just redraws that:

Does Chris even come up with his own ideas anymore?

lmao I saw this art before and thought it was weirdly good for Chris's standards so of course it isn't an original creation in any way

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris' Patreon is the lowest it's been in a long time. 15 Patrons and only 191$ dollars per month.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris' Patreon is the lowest it's been in a long time. 15 Patrons and only 191$ dollars per month.

lol, this guy unsubbed today after having pledged $20:

 

[Fapcop]

Chris' Patreon is the lowest it's been in a long time. 15 Patrons and only 191$ dollars per month.

Lolol!

Anyone surprised at Chris interpreting: “Doing jack shit and get Patreon bux” as actually doing absolutely nothing and get free money

To his credit, he actually succeeded to a certain extent.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I would be ecstatic to receive almost $200/mo for doing jack shit. Then again he gets about $1300/mo for the same amount of work.

 

[Fapcop]

I would be ecstatic to receive almost $200/mo for doing jack shit. Then again he gets about $1300/mo for the same amount of work.

What’s depressing here is how little he makes.

With a tiny bit of effort and engagement, he could easily double those 200$, at the very least.

(Think of how much time and effort people put into orbiting Chris or getting “close” to him. Some of them would gladly pay 20$ for a chance to talk with him for 10 min over Skype.)

Shit, if Chris was a little creative and spent just 20% of his LEGO-time on “working”, he could probably make 500$-1000$ a month or more.

He could sell answering machine messages or brief voice/video cards for 10$-20$ a pop, but anything that even resembles work has the same effect on Chris as garlic does on a vampire.

Wasn’t he selling “custom” videos at one point, for 50$ each? Only to shit his pants and do nothing for weeks at a time, before finally deliver a halfassed video that only barely lived up to what was sold?

 

[RustyNail(her)]

but anything that even resembles work has the same effect on Chris as garlic does on a vampire.

That's pretty much it right there. There are some things that Chris loses interest in very quickly and they're mostly things where he has a demand to meet.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

What’s depressing here is how little he makes.

With a tiny bit of effort and engagement, he could easily double those 200$, at the very least.

(Think of how much time and effort people put into orbiting Chris or getting “close” to him. Some of them would gladly pay 20$ for a chance to talk with him for 10 min over Skype.)

Shit, if Chris was a little creative and spent just 20% of his LEGO-time on “working”, he could probably make 500$-1000$ a month or more.

He could sell answering machine messages or brief voice/video cards for 10$-20$ a pop, but anything that even resembles work has the same effect on Chris as garlic does on a vampire.

Wasn’t he selling “custom” videos at one point, for 50$ each? Only to shit his pants and do nothing for weeks at a time, before finally deliver a halfassed video that only barely lived up to what was sold?

Chris is in such a unique position that he could be rolling in the dough if only he was smart enough and not too lazy to m.ilk his e-fame.

I’m sure as shit would be enticed to throw a few dollars his way if it was for early access to captain’s logs or seeing more original Sonichu (that’s the ultimate oxymoron) (as in not-a-half-ass-copy-of-a-fan-work). I’d actually pay to read a journal comic by Chris that’s just him living his life and dealing with his problems through his warped filter. You know, more sub episodes. As long as he could update at a consistent rate. Hell, a page a week should be easy for him.

But alas, Chris is dumb and lazy and fat and probably smells like moldy jolly ranchers.