Okay.
DAY 18: FULL DAY OF EATING KETO AND MALL WALK WITH RINA
-Heyguys sign-on in psycho killer baby voice she always uses while disingenuous
-Follow me on IG to see my keto diet WHICH I AM TOTALLY ON OKAY
-She's feeling better today because she's a keto queen who doesn't cheat (or enter ketosis or lose weight)
-"My body is detoxing from sugar"
-She talks about the food she's pretending not to be eating off-camera
-She needs "time" to come to terms with the "emotional" part of her new diet
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"I'm not going to lose a tonne of weight... every body is different... I have a lot of hormonal issues" Chantal gets her excuses for not losing any weight in early, and also implies she can't lose weight while she has the cysts
-"I'm going to the gym Monday to Friday"
-Today is a mall walk with Rina
-Chantal says she not only hasn't eaten today but that she's in pain and so doesn't even want to eat! WOW!
-She'll eat later "if [she feels] better"
-She overlined her lips like a prostitute
-She "only" wants to go to the gym five times a week
-"I want to do more interesting videos for you guys" we've never heard this before
-Her eyes pop out of her head showing us tacky earrings for teenage incel girls. Getting her earlobe in view behind her massive jowls is quite a process and we don't actually get a good look at them.
-Cut to Rina of the disgusting white trash tattoos in the mall parking lot
-Of course Chantal loves them and jibbers her approval on camera while the wind is blowing a gale
-Chantal says they parked "far away" from the mall. By "far away" she means 20 metres.
-We are told once again that they're mall-walking today
-A few choice clips of WaddleCam™ as Chantal makes inane observations punctuated by gasps for air
-They get inside the mall and the video becomes very boring as they just film shops
-Cut to them taking a break on a seat. Chantal has already wiped the sweat off herself because of vanity, but talks about how sweaty she is.
-They go into a tacky art shop and Chantal just pans over the paintings doltishly while hee-heeing softly
-Shoe shop. Chantal buys tacky floral shoes, with no arch support. She walks out of the store wearing them,
without socks, with the laces pulled taut because she has elephantine feet, which are now filling new shoes with foul-smelling beetus sweat. Utterly disgusting
-Cut back to the car after less than three minutes of the mall walking the title of the >20min promises
-They got new hats. We are confronted with this:
-Chantal gleefully informs us that it matches her sunglasses and lipstick, which it doesn't
-Starts blathering about her shoes. She's a dainty size 9 and "they have laces but they aren't adjustable" lmao
-She's "never felt shoes as comfortable" as the cheap flat-soled canvas garbage she's wearing without socks
-She reveals that she didn't wear socks because
she isn't physically capable of putting them on
-We're going to get some delicious food that's KETO because Chantal is KETO okay, KETO!
-"Rina" is sad because they don't have deep-fried pickles.
-Whatever shithole eatery they're at is trying to be hipster and gentrified by serving drinks in this:
If someone brings you a drink in a fucking measuring jug, you tell them to put it in an actual drinking vessel if they expect you to pay for it. I guess these dames don't have the most discriminating of tastes, but not even white trash like Chantal deserves this
-Chantal is drinking "diet" soda and asks us not to judge her for consuming something that is ostensibly 0 calories
-Rina is eating a heart attack special while Chantal got fatty proteins and vegetables. The burnt meat is apparently "Cajun style"
-Abrupt cut back to Chez Fat. Chantal "just got home", but somehow managed to redo her makeup and hair before getting on camera
-She tells us about all the shit she claims to have bought, which she should have included in the video, because it was the entire point of the video
-She bought bad quality hygiene products that have attractive packaging and sweet smells because she's the target demographic of these products
-She bought a great deal of them, and labours the fact that she did, because it's not like a 400lb woman who doesn't wear deodorant smells bad or anything
-White trash candles with artificial smells. We Eric Cooke now
-Intermittent psycho cackling at the cats
-A wooden chair is heard to groan in agony as Chantal leans forward to tease Sam in her demented troll voice
-Sam is not having a bar of it:
-Chantal got back on camera to tell her feeder viewers that she took her bra off and that she's planning a relaxing at-home evening, as opposed to her usual evening plans of marathon training
-Tedious details about her food and how it was keto guys okay
-Her eyes dart around as she gives suspiciously elaborate details of her totally-keto evening meal plans
-Boring rant where she makes the usual plans and promises
-She's keeping up her "old videos" "for now" because "a lot of people like watching them"
-"I don't think it's right to promote obesity and unhealthy eating" but she's not taking any videos down or doing anything
-Signs off
-BUT THEN cuts to her evening meal and drones on about how it's keto and fuck you haydurs
-Signs off again
FIN