Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[beanbag in a hurry]

Erics video has that green stripy thing too now. Are they using the same phone to film?

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

ALR and Neck-Thumb both have that hyperexpensive, superflashy brand new iPhone make or model that was like 1300 a piece, right? Was it the XS?
In the vlog when 'they' went out to buy these phones, they wind up porking down at a restaraunt after getting them and going out to eat (because of course they do) and Eric is suddenly, magically sitting with them at the restaurant table. And he's educating the two dumb hick cunts about how to use their shiny new toys as well, I think.

So it's unclear, but MAYBE he has one too? It kind of looks like he might have?
So are these irritating, stupid graphic glitches part of a problem with the XS?

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i've heard some reaction channels mention that's a thing that happens with imovie and why can't amber be professional and get final cut pro, etc etc

not that big al would let mumbles use her laptop+FCP to edit anyway

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

i've heard some reaction channels mention that's a thing that happens with imovie and why can't amber be professional and get final cut pro, etc etc

not that big al would let mumbles use her laptop+FCP to edit anyway

It's either an issue with her graphics card or a driver that needs updating. A problem easily fixed (or at least narrowed down) with just a minimal amount of troubleshooting if she gave half a shit. But we're talking about the gorl that would rather apologize about her terrible lighting for 5 years than drop $100 on a ring light and stfu about it. She's deathly allergic to work of any kind.

 

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

It's either an issue with her graphics card or a driver that needs updating. A problem easily fixed (or at least narrowed down) with just a minimal amount of troubleshooting if she gave half a shit. But we're talking about the gorl that would rather apologize about her terrible lighting for 5 years than drop $100 on a ring light and stfu about it. She's deathly allergic to work of any kind.

To be fair, she did start using a tripod after I got MOTI and sperged out about her lack of camera skills on a thread about a year ago.

She'd take her expensive new camera and set it down on the kitchen counter (no tripod) and the footage was at a weird Dutch angle. The camera itself had to auto-focus it's lens and slowly rotate the footage clockwise. Her new camera, all by itself, was better at filming than AL.

 

[8008135]

An attempt from the subreddit to make Necky look vaguely more like a person and less of a barely-sentient blob. A nice little reminder of how grotesquely distended her face has become from fat.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Todays video from within the Lexington hotel room really REALLY shows off just how enormously fat and how much fucking weight Big Beefy ThumbTard has really gained.
The thread dedicated to the vlog itself is just filled with spectacular screencaps and stills of NeckThumb's disgusting, ugly bloated red face....and it is genuinely shocking how obese and fat she is these days even just in her crooked, neckless fupa-head alone.

Which is why I am especially confused by HamLard's sudden lies/claims of the Thumb Goblin magically losing 30 pounds (we can go back to vlogs where she DID weigh around the 260s and see the obvious difference you dumb cunt) and doubly shocked that a bunch of Farmers are seeming to buy it? Like....jesus just look at her.

 

[marjoram]

Hey Pocky--

You've got a little crush on Thumby, don'cha?

 

[Twinkie]

Her name is Becky btw

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

My obsessive hatred burns with the passion of one thousand fiery red suns.
Maybe one day when Becky finds her balls underneath that gigantic, enormous flopped-over fupa and breaks up with Amber she can give me a call and I'll show her what the life of a REAL kept (Naruto-coloring, meme-spouting, autistic) spergy woman is like.

 

[MG 620]

She'll be stuck in a permanent T-pose by 2020, at this rate.

I disagree, the mortician is likely to go for the classic V-pose.

 

[Bunny]

I'm still loling at Becky knowing people call her "No Neck Beck" and being like "my neck is there!" lol k girl

 

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

I'm not even MOTI, its just bizzare. Something about it pushes borderline creepy - and I thought so even back during Halloween when he wore that Pikachu footie pajama nonsense as well.

Grow up ....maybe its something about the whole "29 year old grown up adults who lie around in bed all day eating, sleeping, watching childrens cartoons, playing video games, coloring in toddlers coloring books, and cry when anything is ToOoO hAaArD!!" that makes the onsie on top of everything else just EXTRA manchildish and frustrating and wierd?

Go be stupid somewhere else, Eric.

It wouldn’t surprise me to find out that Eric is a “Furry”.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It wouldn’t surprise me to find out that Eric is a “Furry”.

If he managed to film in a fur suit, it would definitely make his videos more entertaining. Sadly, Eric has a talent for making things seemingly interesting into the most dull interaction.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Autistic question - who was that significantly less repulsive looking (at least compared to the rest of the Hamplanet crew) redneck girl Amber went out to eat with during the Destiny era? She was brunette, dressed in a somewhat more normal and presentable way relative to everybody else and was a bit beefy but not really fat. She and Amber went to Texas Roadhouse a bunch of times and argued over how to cook steak because in classic rctard fashion Amber likes her steak to be cooked until it's basically a piece of cardboard. Anybody know what happened to that girl?

 

[bev]

Autistic question - who was that significantly less repulsive looking (at least compared to the rest of the Hamplanet crew) redneck girl Amber went out to eat with during the Destiny era? She was brunette, dressed in a somewhat more normal and presentable way relative to everybody else and was a bit beefy but not really fat. She and Amber went to Texas Roadhouse a bunch of times and argued over how to cook steak because in classic rctard fashion Amber likes her steak to be cooked until it's basically a piece of cardboard. Anybody know what happened to that girl?

I think you're talking about Mary? She was more Sharla and Destiny's friend than Amber's. She also didn't approve of gay marriage and I think (?) did not invite Amber to her wedding, despite having to bring Amber along while shopping for wedding items. She dropped Amber extremely quickly.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Most likely to be Mary, I agree.

Although Sharla is a distant, distant orbiter that no one has seen or heard from in years, right? She was slightly more relevant to AL back in the day, but turned her back on the Big Ham eventually too. They always do.
Isn't Sharla's Twitter a hotbed of her own snarky, shrill rageposty nonsense? Last I saw she was taking none-too-subtle digs at AL by vagueposting shady Tweets like "sure must be nice to have loads of money and no responsibilities ever" etc etc.

 

[Twinkie]

I think it's the other way around. Sharla was featured a lot, and often at Texas Roadhouse. Mary wasn't around much. Her husband didn't approve of dykes or something, according to Amberlynn (maybe he was just afraid his wife would get fat via social osmosis)

edit: for my gorlz @Strawberry Pocky @Peetz's Bank Account and @bev here's a video featuring several orbiters. Sharla appears around 1 minute in; Mary's about about 5:20

 

[raritycunt]

Autistic question - who was that significantly less repulsive looking (at least compared to the rest of the Hamplanet crew) redneck girl Amber went out to eat with during the Destiny era? She was brunette, dressed in a somewhat more normal and presentable way relative to everybody else and was a bit beefy but not really fat. She and Amber went to Texas Roadhouse a bunch of times and argued over how to cook steak because in classic rctard fashion Amber likes her steak to be cooked until it's basically a piece of cardboard. Anybody know what happened to that girl?

You mean one of these two? Screenshot was taken from Ambers video: GIRLS NIGHT!

 

[Twinkie]

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You mean one of these two? Screenshot was taken from Ambers video: GIRLS NIGHT!

I'm such an autist for knowing this but on the left is a gorl named Amy, a gorl named Maggie in the middle and of course that's Shrek Dana on the right. Destiny was driving and AL was in the passenger. I have no idea who they are but they must be friends/family of Destiny (or Dana) because AL has no friends of her own.

Here's an edit. This was from back before Katie W started overdoing it