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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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GherkinRealness
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On the one hand I'm rather stunned at how easily we can all still find out about his day to day activities, and that Chris has very little left in terms of privacy.
But on the other hand, he just has to show his fat fucking face everywhere because everyone is going to welcome him with open arms, and everyone else doesn't matter.
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Surely even a massive tard like Chris would realize that he prob wouldn’t be recognized as much, if he changed his username from the usual autistic combo of Chris/Sonichu or Chris/Sonichu/1982 that he always uses.
(Or would he? Sometimes his thinking is so off beat that you just can’t predict him)
So I guess Chris does stick his face and Sonichu everywhere humanly possible because he craves the attention.
Lolol! Look at that mug! Getting recognized prob made his whole day!
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And he would be right to do so. Big swinging milkers are the sign of a matoor fertaile woman. Not like those silicon Boca bitches.
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No, Midnight Moonflower is a separate person who Chris considers as a friend and visited in person.
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Like his drawings, he's so bad at it. I would say he's only using two tools: toothpick and scissors. Clay crafting requires effort, but Chris is Chris
Do you think #5 was specifically meant for Chris?
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A common trope for conventions is the fact that it can be filled with nerds and basement dwellers who never shower. Chris just happens to fill that stereotype.
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"And behold. The CPU Goddesses have bestowed this visage of beauty upon this discord as a muse! So, go forth and paint me as you would one of your French girls."
Anyway, Chris is ugly and that combover isn't fooling anyone.
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Yeah let's make everything out of this "very good crafting material" like houses which Chris probably plans on doing when the homeless saga rolls around
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Was just wondering, fellow farmers, who would win in a fight?
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Does chris still smell like watermelons or just BO in general?
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Chris will never be self aware enough to know, he is quite a horrifying sight to behold.
Assuming dude on the right is faking his wheelchair shit, he takes it.
Was just wondering, fellow farmers, who would win in a fight?
Assuming dude on the right is faking his wheelchair shit, he takes it.
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Chris is really spergy about showering now though, even if he doesn’t look it.
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Chris by DQ. It goes something like this:Was just wondering, fellow farmers, who would win in a fight?
The fight starts and Chris immediately enters into the defensive hedgehog mode on the ground, still as can be. Jonathan slowly and cautiously circles around to Chris’ backside and asks “C-can I check your tampon, Christine?” Without a response, Jonathan removes Chris’ pants and inserts a tampon into his chocolate starfish. As this goes against the unified rules of the TFL (Troon Fight League), Chris is declared winner by DQ.
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But then Chris gets mad at Jonathan for not putting the tampon in his yet-to-be-healed un-clit and maces Jonathan. Jonathan sues Chris into oblivion and Chris incriminates himself several times over in court. So Chris may have won the battle, but Jonathan won the war.
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Not quite. Chris's special ability allows him to postpone the litigation indefinitely until the case gets thrown out. Jonathan's just giving Chris more free movie tickets.
zap2theextreme
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Which ever one got their pepper spray out first.Was just wondering, fellow farmers, who would win in a fight?
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Chris: "Don't call anybody"
Jonathan: "Too late. I have the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal on speed dial."
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I remember a rule coined by Uncle Kage, the former head of Anthro con, the 6-2-1 rule. At bare minimum: get 6 hours of sleep, 2 meals, and 1 shower. Because it was routine at anthrocon, apparently to get a half dozen people saying 'What did I eat today? I had some cheetos and a redbull, and I don't remember when I slept last.' It may be 1 per 1000 people but its enough to color con-goers as being so socially inept that the con has to remind people to eat and sleep.
Do you think #5 was specifically meant for Chris?
I don't think chris will have any problem with sleep or food, but bathing? nah. he don't have time for that shit. I can also imagine chris being a major carrier of Con Crud.