Public Sighting Chris has arrived at Bronycon 2019 Megathread

[Cedric_Eff]

So apparently an attendee at BC had a seizure and passed away last night. Chris is aware of it.

Gummy on Twitter

“Well...I been silent recently, but I went to bronycon...I thought everything eill be fun, but today I witness my best friend stormfall drizzle, die next to me from a seizure...I don’t know what to feel right now, but it’s hurting bad.”

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Chris's usage of that Lightning bolt and heart is very inappropriate in this case.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Chris's usage of that Lightning bolt and heart is very inappropriate in this case.

He'll get a pass provided he doesn't mention their counterpart in C-197 being very much alive, among which.

Has he started harrasing the Brony Alchemists or whatever fuck they're called yet?

Analysts, and the day is young my friend. He claimed back in the spring that he no longer cared if they unblocked him (which they didn't) so your guess is as good as mine.

 

[JULAY]

On that note do we know the most recent time he shat himself? Like, have people at previous cons noticed a poo smell on him?

Just asking for science.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/6-22-chris-at-too-many-games-convention.44691/page-42#post-3495356

Scmibble Scmab 5 hours ago
Shannonbarnesdr1 yeah it was weird. I was walking around enjoying the Con like a normal person, until I saw a group of people crowding someone. I walked up there to see what was the fuss, and when I saw that red and blue shirt, I immediately knew it was that fuckface. But I was wondering why the hell was he on he floor. I was thinking he had a mental breakdown or was crying or whatever stupid Chris Chan shit that he would do. I didn’t stand too close to him because I didn’t want to touch him because I could smell him from 5 feet away. I also wondered why he had a bat. I just knew whatever he was doing, it wasn’t good.

Ochreification 44 minutes ago
Smell him from 5 feet away? Jesus, what did he smell like?

Scmibble Scmab 21 minutes ago
Ochreification Donkey shit and onions

Enrique Bunny @ FWA on Twitter

“#bronycon2019”

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GODDAMN, DAT GUT!

Anyone else notice the shot with "Obey Guy" and "King Neckbeard", he's got a churro clutched in his grimy little paw? If he ordered it in his BS Spanish that would have been a great viewing moment.

His butchering Spanish is the only thing he does that legit triggers me.

 

[weegrumpy]

practicing for the homeless saga see?

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chicken fingers on Twitter

“@CPU_CWCSonichu Hey Christine! My boyfriend met you at BronyCon again, he's seen you there before. He was super excited to see you again! Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to take a picture!”

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nice thermos there, I hope he has nice nutritious banana smoothie or soup lol

He's got so many water barrels attached to himself, I'm waiting for Quint, Hooper and Brody to show up.

sir, you fucking genius!!! can we please have a rating "im laughing so much my guts are coming out" please someone make this happen

 

[lameandgay2]

No matter how hard I try to make myself hate Chris, I just can't. Ugh. I mean I don't like him, but I definitely don't hate him.

 

[Fapcop]

So apparently an attendee at BC had a seizure and passed away last night. Chris is aware of it.

Gummy on Twitter

“Well...I been silent recently, but I went to bronycon...I thought everything eill be fun, but today I witness my best friend stormfall drizzle, die next to me from a seizure...I don’t know what to feel right now, but it’s hurting bad.”

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RIP...

Also I guess it’s official: Chris’s presence at BronyCon has so enraged the gods that they’re raining death on the convention.

This could put quite a dampener on things, and ruin Chris’s happy time.

I could imagine he’d be quite frustrated (if not outright angry) that people aren’t happy and smiling and giving him attention. Especially since he emphasized with the guy and wrote a supportive tweet. So why are they punishing him?!?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Not only do we get a great picture of Chris with some guido dude but, over on the left, we have a rare public appearance of King Neckbeard.


Well, maybe the porn is a public service since no one attending this con should ever be allowed to breed...

At Bronycon, that guy is considered a Chad.

 

[A Grey Cat]

F

So apparently an attendee at BC had a seizure and passed away last night. Chris is aware of it.

Gummy on Twitter

“Well...I been silent recently, but I went to bronycon...I thought everything eill be fun, but today I witness my best friend stormfall drizzle, die next to me from a seizure...I don’t know what to feel right now, but it’s hurting bad.”

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For once in his life he expressed something almost like empathy with no demensional merge bs?!

 

[weegrumpy]

Agree, you can't put pressure on real breasts like that. Actual, developed breasts are sensitive.

this is why im mostly salty at Chris... the twat has bigger boobs than me a tiny wee wifey

 

[Count Olaf]

So apparently an attendee at BC had a seizure and passed away last night. Chris is aware of it.

Gummy on Twitter

“Well...I been silent recently, but I went to bronycon...I thought everything eill be fun, but today I witness my best friend stormfall drizzle, die next to me from a seizure...I don’t know what to feel right now, but it’s hurting bad.”

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Wow. For once he gave a genuine enough condolence without putting in any of his CPU-goddess-merge-dimension bullshit. I'm genuinely surprised. But then again there's a lot of Bronycon left, and if Christory has taught us anything, its that every time Chris takes a step foward toward self improvement in any capacity he always finds a way to take three steps back. For his own sake I hope this is the one time I'm wrong about that.

 

[JULAY]

F
For once in his life he expressed something almost like empathy with no demensional merge bs?!

And without overtly making about himself in some horribly inappropriate manner!

 

[dacwcman68]

Enrique Bunny @ FWA on Twitter

“#bronycon2019”

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Isn't this supposed to be a con about a kid's show? There's literal softcore horse porn at half the booths

 

[Fapcop]

Wow. For once he gave a genuine enough condolence without putting in any of his CPU-goddess-merge-dimension bullshit. I'm genuinely surprised. But then again there's a lot of Bronycon left, and if Christory has taught us anything, its that every time Chris takes a step foward toward self improvement in any capacity he always finds a way to take three steps back. For his own sake I hope this is the one time I'm wrong about that.

It’s weird how he doesn’t bring up the merge/goddess crap at BronyCon!

Almost as if it’s a coping mechanism for him to escape his shitty life and seek refuge in his imagination, something that isn’t necessary when Chris is in his happy place and (mistakenly) thinks he’s getting friends, fans and positive attention.

 

[Haramburger]

this is why im mostly salty at Chris... the twat has bigger boobs than me a tiny wee wifey

6 fenugreek pills and 2 saw palmetto pills a day with meals & massage the duct sacks circling the areola under the skin twice a day. If dudes on 4chan can grow tits without prescriptions, there's no excuse for female DFC.

 

[weegrumpy]

He managed to get a room with other people last minute iirc.

F FOR THOSE POOR ROOMMATES

6 fenugreek pills and 2 saw palmetto pills a day with meals & massage the duct sacks circling the areola under the skin twice a day. If dudes on 4chan can grow tits without prescriptions, there's no excuse for female DFC.

thanks for the advise, however sounds expensive, and imma miserly Scottish person lol (sorry for the power level)

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I'm almost pleasantly surprised Chris didn't bring up how the person who passed away will be an autistic pony Sonichu in the merge.

 

[Count Olaf]

It’s weird how he doesn’t bring up the merge/goddess crap at BronyCon!

Almost as if it’s a coping mechanism for him to escape his shitty life and seek refuge in his imagination, something that isn’t necessary when Chris is in his happy place and (mistakenly) thinks he’s getting friends, fans and positive attention.

Yeah thats probably why he didn't bring it up. But then he IS wearing an upside down Commodore logo headband thing, so in a fashion he has literally brought his delusions of divinity with him, and I wouldn't be surprised to learn that some of the people he's already spoken too have asked about it and gotten an explanation they regret receiving.

Also he HAS employed his "powers" at other conventions (see the "Hedgehog Defense Mode" he used at one the previous conventions in an attempt to ward off evil staff members with his "quills"), so I think its safe to say that if the right conditions gather its not improbable that he would do something similar (or something worse) at this one. But as I said before, for his sake I hope that doesn't happen. I hope he has a happy fun time trooning around and gets home safe at the end of it all without hurting himself or anyone else.

 

[Fapcop]

thanks for the advise, however sounds expensive, and imma miserly Scottish person lol (sorry for the power level)

I’m a licensed tantric masseur, and tantric massage has been documented to increase breast size.

I’d be glad to help you out with your, ehh your wife’s problem.

Don’t worry about what it’ll cost, I’d gladly lend a hand for free!

Also: NO TRANNIES!

 

[Haramburger]

thanks for the advise, however sounds expensive, and imma miserly Scottish person lol (sorry for the power level)

They don't seem to be. Fenugreek's an $8 over the counter herbal supplement to aid in breastfeeding for new moms at any Wal-Mart or pharmacy/drugstore you might have, normal supermarkets ought to have it. Saw Palmetto's a little more uncommon but same price range, supposed to aid with men's hair but there's some interaction with Fenugreek that helps grow tits apparently.

The scots are adorable with their "wee"s and "dae"s typing online, I've been following a few british twitter accounts like Banter King recently that melt my heart.

This is a common practice with trendy nerd cons, specifically the furry con scene. Ribbons are either provided or can easily be picked up with your pronouns on them, including some blank "write your own" ribbons so that you can use your made up pronouns. Another thing that these cons tend to do is tape up temporary "all gender restroom" signs over the hotels bathroom signs.

Just a few short years ago this was not an issue whatsoever but now it is.

The IRL safe spaces crack me up too. It all really puts the "trending" in "transtrending."

 

[Fapcop]

F FOR THOSE POOR ROOMMATES

Shit, F for those poor cleaning ladies!

Three Bronies and Chris is a small hotel room for a whole weekend?! The smell of failure and unnatural desires will be so thick by Monday, that they probably won’t rent out the room for a few weeks.